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i'm not dead!!!

shoutout to ~bori-cha who requested the kingfisher and =DustBunnyThumper who i forced at gunpoint to give me a bird species (red-crowned crane). you guys are super cute.

give me more birds

the next one in this series promises a spotted tanager, carmine bee-eater, puffin, flamingo, and a canary

this is headcanon crap don't read (copypasta from tumblr):

Lilac-Breasted Roller’s name is Lila Rahmani, from the southern part of the Arabian penninsula like the actual bird, and spends a lot of her time preening and staring blankly at people from afar and making up romantic stories about them. she gets super aggressive defending people she likes though MAMA BIRD
Common Kingfisher’s name is something something Kingsley, maybe, I don’t know, somebody help me do the names. He’s British even though he looks like an american high school jock i guess??? even though he’s super short he’s WALKS WITH A SWAGGER CAUSE BITCHES

American Robin doesn’t have a name (except for a surname that is Robbins i guess?) and really likes cup noodles because they looked like worms in my head and i’m super witty. he gets up early and is pretty chipper for the early part of the day before descending into a sleepy shota zombie for the rest of the afternoon (you guys all know that feel)

SILKIE’S NAME IS MAORONG JI (絨毛吉 i got these characters wrong but i’ll make thumper correct it later)AND IS A SUPER STYLISH GUY DUDE WHO DRIVES A NICE CAR WOW FANTASTIC BABY DANCEEEE WOAOAAHH I WANNA DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE I LITERALLY DON’T REGRET PERSONIFYING A CHINESE FLUFFY CHICKEN

Bohemian Waxwing’s name is Běla Wentrcek and she REALLY FUCKIN LIKES JUICE!!! JUICE AND JAM AND THINGS WITH WEIRD FRUIT IN THEM. she also has sunglasses i guess and is super social and gives people makeovers whilst chewing on her juice box straw maniacally just because. fun fact: she’s a bottle fairy because she’s Czech and also because she’s Bohemian and also because these birds are literally so adorably stupid that they’ve gotten drunk off fermented berries just cause they like fruit so fuckin much

Red-Crown Crane’s name is Yuna Akai (赤井優奈) and she’s a pretty pleasant sporty lady who does synchronized swimming and martial arts and is pretty driven towards GOOAAALS! she won’t ever kick you in the face though. because she loves you. nice crane lady. this is based off the fact that cranes stand in the water and also that they kick predators in the face. i shit you not. they kick them in the face with their spindly little legs. god bless birds the end

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i'm not dead!!!

shoutout to ~bori-cha who requested the kingfisher and =DustBunnyThumper who i forced at gunpoint to give me a bird species (red-crowned crane). you guys are super cute.

give me more birds

the next one in this series promises a spotted tanager, carmine bee-eater, puffin, flamingo, and a canary

this is headcanon crap don't read (copypasta from tumblr):

Lilac-Breasted Roller’s name is Lila Rahmani, from the southern part of the Arabian penninsula like the actual bird, and spends a lot of her time preening and staring blankly at people from afar and making up romantic stories about them. she gets super aggressive defending people she likes though MAMA BIRD
Common Kingfisher’s name is something something Kingsley, maybe, I don’t know, somebody help me do the names. He’s British even though he looks like an american high school jock i guess??? even though he’s super short he’s WALKS WITH A SWAGGER CAUSE BITCHES

American Robin doesn’t have a name (except for a surname that is Robbins i guess?) and really likes cup noodles because they looked like worms in my head and i’m super witty. he gets up early and is pretty chipper for the early part of the day before descending into a sleepy shota zombie for the rest of the afternoon (you guys all know that feel)

SILKIE’S NAME IS MAORONG JI (絨毛吉 i got these characters wrong but i’ll make thumper correct it later)AND IS A SUPER STYLISH GUY DUDE WHO DRIVES A NICE CAR WOW FANTASTIC BABY DANCEEEE WOAOAAHH I WANNA DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE I LITERALLY DON’T REGRET PERSONIFYING A CHINESE FLUFFY CHICKEN

Bohemian Waxwing’s name is Běla Wentrcek and she REALLY FUCKIN LIKES JUICE!!! JUICE AND JAM AND THINGS WITH WEIRD FRUIT IN THEM. she also has sunglasses i guess and is super social and gives people makeovers whilst chewing on her juice box straw maniacally just because. fun fact: she’s a bottle fairy because she’s Czech and also because she’s Bohemian and also because these birds are literally so adorably stupid that they’ve gotten drunk off fermented berries just cause they like fruit so fuckin much

Red-Crown Crane’s name is Yuna Akai (赤井優奈) and she’s a pretty pleasant sporty lady who does synchronized swimming and martial arts and is pretty driven towards GOOAAALS! she won’t ever kick you in the face though. because she loves you. nice crane lady. this is based off the fact that cranes stand in the water and also that they kick predators in the face. i shit you not. they kick them in the face with their spindly little legs. god bless birds the end