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the-movie-that-was-never-made: Teacup dragons. Like teacup dogs... but dragons. Kind of like the ones in HTTYD. Just... TEACUP DRAGONS!!! That is all.
smauglovesnaps:
OKAY BUT YES
Because not all dragons breathe fire and hoard gold! Some hoard tea cups! Some breathe steam, instead! And they sleep on little beds of tea leaves, and their favorite snack is a cube or two of sugar. Some of them like milk, some don’t, and a few American teacup dragons absolutely ADORE really sugary, iced tea! And with their tiny little claws, they pick up the ice cubes and drop them into the teacups of their friends, and laugh when their friends get mad, because tea should quite obviously be piping hot!
And then there are the rebel teacup dragons who prefer coffee, and the elderly teacup dragons shake their heads and thump their tails disapprovingly at the teenage teacup dragons practically swimming in espresso.
And then there’s the ones that are a little chubbier, but that’s okay because they have these big, beautiful wings the color of freshly brewed tea, and they live in big, comfy mugs and have tea bags for pillows.
Also, some of them have minty fresh breath because they’re just not really into caffeine, and some of them smell like lemons or other fruits. And there are some teacup dragons that are just really in love with rainy days, and swim around in their little cups of tea until they’re nice and comfy, and they curl up their tail until they hold it in their little claws and then snooze off. Their snores sound like a teakettle whistling.
There are the big, motherly types that live in teakettles, too. They’re the most dangerous, because if you mess with their children they shall rise with shrill shriek and scorching steam, because nobody messes with their babies!
Just… DRAGONS.
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