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So continuing in my project to have the MLP and Homestuck fandoms no longer need to be Auspitiniced by the Superwholockains, but instead vacillate to the Kisnemsis quadrant, I have now deployed another bit of Batter Witch Propaganda.

As we all know the Friendship is Magic fandom, more accurately known as Friendship is Mandatory, is based on a Post Scratch version of the My Little Pony series. Run by the Batterwitch herself: Betty Crocker. Tyrant in charge of Crocker Corp. The rebranding that occurred on 11/11/11 and all that. Her fingers have been influencing it and twisting it from the start.

Naturally it should only make sense that propaganda should come forth, urging people to follow Her Imperial Condescension, Condesce Peixes--an alien from the world Alternia.

Which I shall personally declare is the canon for FiM.

You will love Crockercorp. You will obey Crockercorp. Crockercorp only knows of Love and Tolerance for all people. The Batterwitch is smiling in her pictures. The Condesce Loves and Tolerates you to your very core.

I have plenty more propaganda posters to do up. Naturally working to bring Homestuck and FiM together as Kisnemsis... via the project: Friendship is Mandatory.

Ignore any thoughts of subliminal messages in any of the propaganda. Those thoughts will only harm you. Have only thoughts of your love and totally submission to the love and tolerance you are brought under the control of Crockercorp. Why don't think of anything else but how you can better serve every ponykind. Why... maybe you might get to be used in Betty Crocker's personal Ponykind. She goes through a lot of them, they get sticky--so that gives you hope to get right close to her by loving and obeying her as only you can.

Forget the first paragraph about having entire fandoms on your shipping wall.

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So continuing in my project to have the MLP and Homestuck fandoms no longer need to be Auspitiniced by the Superwholockains, but instead vacillate to the Kisnemsis quadrant, I have now deployed another bit of Batter Witch Propaganda.

As we all know the Friendship is Magic fandom, more accurately known as Friendship is Mandatory, is based on a Post Scratch version of the My Little Pony series. Run by the Batterwitch herself: Betty Crocker. Tyrant in charge of Crocker Corp. The rebranding that occurred on 11/11/11 and all that. Her fingers have been influencing it and twisting it from the start.

Naturally it should only make sense that propaganda should come forth, urging people to follow Her Imperial Condescension, Condesce Peixes--an alien from the world Alternia.

Which I shall personally declare is the canon for FiM.

You will love Crockercorp. You will obey Crockercorp. Crockercorp only knows of Love and Tolerance for all people. The Batterwitch is smiling in her pictures. The Condesce Loves and Tolerates you to your very core.

I have plenty more propaganda posters to do up. Naturally working to bring Homestuck and FiM together as Kisnemsis... via the project: Friendship is Mandatory.

Ignore any thoughts of subliminal messages in any of the propaganda. Those thoughts will only harm you. Have only thoughts of your love and totally submission to the love and tolerance you are brought under the control of Crockercorp. Why don't think of anything else but how you can better serve every ponykind. Why... maybe you might get to be used in Betty Crocker's personal Ponykind. She goes through a lot of them, they get sticky--so that gives you hope to get right close to her by loving and obeying her as only you can.

Forget the first paragraph about having entire fandoms on your shipping wall.