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Description Name: Sitcom

Species: Melmacian (Endangered)

Homeworld: Melmac (Destroyed)

Personality: Lazy, cynical, sarcastic and a major glutton, Sitcom is the kind of guy who thinks bad jokes are a worthwhile personality trait. He's always seeking the easiest path in life, even if it leaves him vastly unprepared for the future, but as long as he's stuffing his face, he couldn't care less.

Powers/Abilities:
-Enhanced Intelligence, Strength and Charisma
-Limited Audiokinesis (via Ultrasonic Hiccups)
-Excellent Hearing
-Super Eating
-Extreme Metabolism
-Self-Gravity Increase (via excessive eating)
-Disease Immunity (via Carl Shrub plant)
-Awkward conversation Immunity
-Psychiatric Conditioning Immunity
-Magic Immunity
-Force Abilities Immunity
 --This mostly extends exclusively to Jedi Mind Tricks, but with enough training, Sitcom could become immune to other abilities, including Sith Lightning.
-Reality Warping Immunity

Weaknesses:
-Due to his excellent hearing, loud noises and piercing sounds, such as that of a dog whistle, may harm Sitcom's hearing.
 --Due to the locations of a Melmacian's organs, this may also result in Sitcom having a heart attack.
-If Sitcom eats too much, he'll become too heavy to move and eventually implodes.
 --However, if he also eats too little, he'll partially lose his sense of reality and start acting like a primitive hunter, searching for food in the wilds.
-Hiccups are difficult to cure if Cat Juice and raw spinach aren't in the area.
-Sitcom can only keep up his disease immunity if a steady supply of Carl Shrub plants are in his diet, and he will become sick without them.
 --Thankfully, Ragweed will act as a decent replacement if Carl Shrubs are scarce.

Trivia:
-The planet of Melmac was destroyed by the Incurseans, who did so simply because the Melmacians got on their nerves.
-Sitcom's DNA was scanned off the one and only Gordon Shumway, otherwise known as ALF.
-Melmacians are omnivorous and are well known for enjoying virtually any kind of food, including things which are inedible for most other species, such as camera film and polyester.
--A Melmacian's favorite food are Cats, although they also eat a lot of seafood.
 ---Due to this, they're highly feared by a variety of feline species, including Revonnahganders and Appoplexians.
-Melmacians have green blood and ten major organs, eight of which are stomachs.
-The entire Melmacian race has a fixed life expectancy and will die at 650.
-Before their planet's destruction, Melmacians were a technologically-advanced, space-faring civilization, fully integrated into the Milky Way-Andromeda galactic community, with Melmac once time being given the honor of hosting the Galactic Federation of Incredibly Strange Food Groups (or G.F.I.S.F.G.), a meeting of the Milky Way's most gluttonous races in order to compare their diets and see how well they get along with one another.
-Most Melmacians have a strong sense of humor and little responsibility, which is evident by the fact that the planet's motto was "Are you going to finish that sandwich?". However, there are some serious aspects in their culture, as for example, Melmacians esteem books and believe that if you destroy a book, you are stealing knowledge of the past from the future generations.
 --A highly superstitious race overall, they believe that the one who destroys a book will have many years of bad luck, unless he/she/they ask for pardon in a ceremony under the Green Moon.
  ---In this ceremony, all guests must wear meat for clothes.
-It is unknown as to how the Melmacians gained an immunity to Reality Warping and alterations, but it can be assumed that they made a pact of some kind with the Celestialsapiens.

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