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TheNewQueenOfGames In reply to Uncanny-Player [2017-08-18 12:00:45 +0000 UTC]

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lourthedumb In reply to PLCTheCd [2017-08-12 15:28:01 +0000 UTC]

AGREED-

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LucarioFanZ In reply to RubyDragon102 [2017-08-12 14:07:03 +0000 UTC]

 Betty: Maybe just eat his original form? The one that looks like an NES cartridge.
 Mettaton: NO! THAT'S BASICALLY GONNA GET ME!!!
 Bendy: But we don't really see you using it...
 Papyrus: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ALMOST KILLING THE METTATON, CHARA!
 Chara: WHAT!? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! AND-
 Xans: YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR CHOCOLATE!!! HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT!?!?
 Ruby: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
 Temmie: OH! Tem forgot to mention! In da trailer, there was a cartoon bit!
 Xans: Yeah, starring the guy who ALWAYS DOES THE STUPID BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH SOUND!!!
 Cross Sans: Drop it.
 Meta Knight: Says the guy who CRITICIZES EVERYTHING.
 Bendy: He only criticized those mediocre lists.
 Ruby: Okay, can we change the subject?

Flowey: Yes, and-

Flowey: WHERE IS MY EMOTE!?!?

*Flowey got emote back*

 Flowey: Thanks.
 Alphys: I'm back-
 Alphys: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ANOTHER COFFEE BREAK!!!!
 Gaster: You just went on one.
 Gaster: Also...
 Gaster: PUT THE FRIDGE IN THE GROCERIES!!!
 Mettaton: GUUUYS!!! THIS GIANT'S TRYING TO KILL ME! A LITTLE HELP HERE!?!?

Cameramen: *tries attacking it with editing software*

 Betty: That's not gonna help.

*SOMEHOW IT DID*

 Betty.exe has stopped responding.

T.A.M.S.: *Reboots and had to do it*

 Xans: WHY...
 Ruby: ... Welp, I am just gonna...
 Ruby: *Snipes Little Brat, just because she can*

LittleBrat: SERIOUSLY!?!?

 Ruby: At least sniping you is more fun than sitting down doing nothing.

Crazymen: BOOORED

 Ruby: *kill the Crazymen*
 Undyne: WHO CARES ABOUT THE DO NOTHING CHALLENGE!?!? NO ONE, THAT'S WHO!!!!
 Bendy: ... Bacon Soup, anyone?
 Boris: *eating sandwich*

Crazymen: THAT'S OUR SANDWICHES!!!!

 Boris: *still eating sandwiches*
 Ruby: ... This is crazy.
 Boris: Want a sandwich?
 Ruby: No thanks, I was gonna have cereal.
 Xans: ... I'm gonna h- Wait a second...
 Xans: IT'S BREAKFAST!!! WHY ARE YOU HAVING SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST!?!?!?
 Boris: Mainly to test my new emotes XD
 Xans: ... I'm just gonna have the Crazymen's Tablets.
 Xans: OH... MAN... THAT'S TOO MANY!!!!!
 Xans: Meh. Mine now.
 Bendy: GUYS, WE GOTTA WRAP UP!!!!
 Xans: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WAS GONNA ENJOY THE CRAZYMEN'S TABLETS!!!
 Ruby: Welp, you can next skit.                        

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RubyDragon102 In reply to LucarioFanZ [2017-08-15 13:43:02 +0000 UTC]

 Xans: *eating the Crazymen's tablets*
 Bendy: I forgot we had those tablets.
 Ruby: *finished new (It's the one that took A MONTH to make) drawing* Done!
 Bendy: With what?
 Ruby: With this!      
 Bendy: That must've been hard to make.
 Ruby: IT WAS. Especially with breaks, Minecraft, AND boredom. It took a month to make.
 Bendy: A MONTH!?!?!?
 Bendy: Well, it was worth it.
 Xans: OK, those tablets are good.

Crazymen: NOOOOOOOOOOO! OUR TABLETS!!! XANS, WHY!?!?

 Xans: Ya literally just gave your tablets a VIRUS. *RIMSHOT*
 Papyrus: XAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!! THAT PUN WAS AWFUL!!!!
 Cross Papyrus: I KNOW RIGHT!?!?
 Sans: hey, xans. i wanted to watch the fog with someone, but i mist my opportunity. what should i do?
 Xans: Maybe you should wait for it to AIR on TV. *RIMSHOT*
 Papyrus: SANS!!! WHY DID YOU ENCOURAGE HIM!?!?
 Ruby: You think you're very PUNNY now, don't you? *RIMSHOT*
 Papyrus: RUBY!!! NOT YOU TOO!!!!
 Ruby: Well, sorry to *grabs a leaf* LEAF you uncomfortable! *RIMSHOT*
 Flowey: STOP WITH THE FLOWER PUNS!!!
 Betty: PFFT might as well get to the ROOT of the situation! *RIMSHOT*
 Ruby: OK OK, we better stop before we go too far.
 Cross Chara: Hey, Ruby. There was a funny moment with Cross. One time, he fought the Crazymen...
 Cross Chara: WITH A TACO!!! HE DEFEATED THEM IN A FEW HITS! WITH JUST A TACO!!!
 Ruby: AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL
 Bendy: LOL
 Xans: Ayyyyyy           

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LucarioFanZ In reply to RubyDragon102 [2017-08-16 01:32:25 +0000 UTC]

 Ruby: That... WAS AWESOME!!!!
 Bendy: I KNOW RIGHT!?!? THAT ENDING WAS SO UNEXPECTED!!! I DIDN'T EXPECT...

*FEW MINUTES OF SPOILERS LATER... (We do not hold any responsibility for spoilers.) 

 Boris: That fine print though!
 Betty: I know, right?
 Frisk: *FRISK APPROVES THE ENDING!!!!!!!*
 Gaster: When I saw it, I was like this-
 Gaster: *spits coffee* WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?
 Temmie: I didn't expect Vos to turn out to be A BAKA!
 Flowey: We forgot to mention...
 Flowey: WE MIGHT SPOIL SOME THINGS BY ACCIDENT!!! SO DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM!!!
 Ruby: I think they have...
 Bendy: NO ONE SAW IT!!!!
 Betty: That's too literal, Bendy.
 Chara: By the way, DO NOT STEAL MY CHOCOLATE

Crazymen: *steals it and DABS*

 Bendy: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR STEALING CHOCOLATE! AND DABBING! CODE 4!!!!
 Xans: Dabs? You mean like THAT dab? (I'm joking, I know what he means. I just wanted to mess with him. #BendyDoNotReadThis )
 Bendy: I READ IT!
 Xans: KILLJOY!!!!

Everyone: LOL

 Asriel: WHO REMOVED SOME OF MY EMOTES!?!?
 Bendy: SOMEONE DID!!!!
 Ruby: I hate it when emotes get removed.
 Ruby: Well... I might as well-

Someone: Xans, tell me a joke.      

 W.D. Xans: Dude. Is now the-
 W.D. Xans: SERIOUSLY!?!?!?
 Ink Knight: SERIOUSLY!?!?!? KILL ME ALREADY!!!
 Beracter: WITH PLEASURE-
 Beracter: WHO CHANGED MY EMOTES, WHO CHANGED MY NAME, AND WHY ARE WE BRINGING UP MY REAL NAME!?!?
   
Crazymen: AND WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE!?!?

 Beta: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!? 
 W.D. Xans: I THOUGHT WE SAID "NO MORE WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE JOKES"!!! IT'S FAR OVERUSED!!!
 Ruby-Xan: New name.
 XaRuby: Dude. Is now the time for jokes?
 XaRuby: I mean, we're basically...
 XaRuby: UNDERVIRUS ATTACK, eh? *RIMSHOT*
 PapyDe: XARUBYYYYYY!!!!! THAT PUN WAS HORRIBLE!!! AND WHO DESTROYED MY EMOTES!?!?

Someone: ... RUBY-XAN, WE ARE MARRY NOW!!!

 XaRuby: How about- NO. (AND DON'T CALL ME RUBY-XAN!)

ShiroHari: RIVAAAAAAL!!! THIS NAME STIIIINKS!!!! *throws table at XaRuby*

 XaRuby: *dodged*
 XaRuby: DUDE, DON'T DO THAT!!!
 Meta Bendy: Kids. Don't try this at home. (Or anywhere else) It's not safe.
 Temphys: TEM SMELLS... A BAKA!

Hacker: Well, I hope you're ready for ROUND ONE!!!

 Saness: *sings Mogolovonio*
   XaRuby & Cross Chans: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! *attacks Saness*
 Cross Chans: THIS DAY IS SLOWLY KILLING ME!!!!

Hacker: PATHETIC. *blasts Lust Sans and Saness* As I was saying-

DraconiLust Ruby: Ready for some FUN? *winks and smiles creepily*

 XaRuby: NOT DRACONILUST RUBY!!!!!!!!        

Hacker: SERIOUSLY!?!?!? *burns the horrible henchmen (AKA all of them)*

 Beracter: FINALLY THE LUSTS ARE GONE!!! I GOTTA POST THIS!!!! #LustCharactersFINALLYDie ! #ThankYouSoMuchHackerForKillingThemOff
 Ink Knight: Why hashtags?
 Beracter: #BecauseICanLOL = )

Hacker: AS I WAS TRYING TO SAY...

Hacker: AS YOU HAVE COME TO MY...

Hacker: UGH, FORGET IT!

Director: CUT!!! THAT WASN'T EVEN DRAMATIC ENOUGH!!!

*TEMPORARY EMOTE RETURN! 

 Betty: Why are we filming?

Director: #BecauseICanXD

 Bendy: I AM GETTING SICK OF THESE HASHTAGS!!! WE'RE NOT USING TWITTER OR WHATEVER!!!

*WE NOW RETURN TO OUR DAILY SCHEDULE 

 Hackness: FORGET IT!    
 Hackness: WHY DO I HAVE THAT STUPID MORON'S EMOTES!?!?!?
 XaRuby: OK I AM DONE!!!!

Director: CUUUUT!!! WILL YOU STOP IT!?!?

 XaRuby: I AM DONE WITH YOUR TRASH. *kills director*
 Ink Knight: WE HAVE TO HAVE A DIRECTOR RIGHT!?!?
 XaRuby: I DON'T WANT TO HANDLE THIS!!! I WANT MY DUMB EMOTES BACK!!!

Hacker: So you have entered my lair... Well, I like to see how you deal with my minions! *They're Goombas...*

Hacker: GOOMBAS ATTACK!!!

*LET'S JUST SKIP AHEAD OK? 

 Metal Sonic: So you know about my plan...
 Beta: So why are you disguising as The Hacker?
 Ink Knight: Probably revenge for never being used.
 Metal Sonic: ANYWAY... GOOD LUCK TRYING TO DEFEAT ME!!!!

*30 MINUTES LATER... 
(with an annoying French accent.) 

 Ruby: Well, perfect way to end this is with this.
 Ruby: Moral of the story?
 Temmie: DON'T BE A BAKA. ALSO, THE HACKER'S REVEAL WAS EVEN MORE UNEXPECTED TO VOS BEING A BAKA-
 Bendy: Aaaaaaaand there's the time's up! K, bye!
 Temmie: ...             

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TheNewQueenOfGames In reply to LucarioFanZ [2017-08-18 12:03:48 +0000 UTC]

My god I f*cking love you now...

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SkeleScene In reply to LucarioFanZ [2017-08-16 14:11:39 +0000 UTC]

YEES

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SkeleScene In reply to RubyDragon102 [2017-08-15 13:54:48 +0000 UTC]

XD YESSSSSSSSSS-

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RubyDragon102 In reply to SkeleScene [2017-08-15 21:58:49 +0000 UTC]

Been wanting to do this type of skit for a while XD

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SkeleScene In reply to RubyDragon102 [2017-08-15 22:42:50 +0000 UTC]

XD

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RubyDragon102 In reply to SkeleScene [2017-08-16 01:53:42 +0000 UTC]

This one was probably my fave

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SkeleScene In reply to RubyDragon102 [2017-08-16 14:08:34 +0000 UTC]

same

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RubyDragon102 In reply to SkeleScene [2017-08-16 17:17:13 +0000 UTC]

XD

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LucarioFanZ In reply to LucarioFanZ [2017-08-14 21:41:02 +0000 UTC]

 Hey, everyone. ShadowGamerZX here, and I have an announcement.
 Our skits are going on a hiatus.
 Reasons are:
 1.: Lack of Motivation/Busy
 2.: Repetitive/Unfunny Jokes
 3.: I just don't like the course the skits are going.
 There's probably gonna be no more "Where is my chocolate!?" jokes.
 Chara was starting to become a straight-up idiot who can't find their stupid chocolate. (I like chocolate irl, don't get me wrong.)
 Meta Knight went from a funny character to a straight-up killjoy since that "He's not Zeroken" moment.
 Also, no more Bendy Blue Screen of Death jokes.
 Xans had turned into an absolute jerk, especially to Bendy, often killing Bendy every time he does that Blue Screen of Death.
 In one skit (I can't remember which one, and if I remember correctly), Metal Sonic should've been the one that blasted the Crazymen away (NOT RUBY) because we need to use him more.
 What's the point of having antagonists if they're never used?
 We also have like a hundred characters we never use. (examples:  )
 Saness had probably a very disappointing return. He should've died permanently. (I HOPE HE DIES IN A FUTURE SKIT)
 I plan to kill off Underlust Sans in a future skit. (FINALLY THAT IDIOT DIES IN A FUTURE SKIT)
 We made Boris act like a deaf person from those "Little Brat" moments.
 Not to mention, some of the emotes are removed, and others are mediocre.
 Besides, I don't like many of the newer skits as much as some of the older skits.
 I plan to make emotes for characters like Phil Eggtree and Octodad soon.
 Welp, that's all I have to say. Bye.

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LucarioFanZ In reply to LucarioFanZ [2017-08-16 12:26:48 +0000 UTC]

 Ugh, I HATE it when you can't edit comments.
 Anyways, hiatus is over.

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Jeyawue In reply to LucarioFanZ [2017-08-15 01:13:48 +0000 UTC]

okay :3

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SkeleScene In reply to LucarioFanZ [2017-08-14 22:37:17 +0000 UTC]

boi i can help ya. reincarnate bendy into sir bendido; a screaming mess of ink and dank memes. Also, let Chara finally find their chocolate.

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