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Sally's been through enough shit.

- In her own comic book a pedophile skunk steals her spotlight and she's forced to smooch him for no reason and without warning.

- She would've had to have sex with said pedo-skunk instead of the man she loved if the comic wasn't PG. Sally is 16 while Geoffrey St. John is in his mid-to-late twenties.

- She's been killed by that same writer because she was 'cramping Sonic's style'.

- Said writer also ruined any chances she had of making it to the big screen in a movie based on Sonic, because he fucked up everyone involved with the project.

- She's been made a writer's pet and written out of character on plenty of occasions by plenty of writers.

- One of said instances was made to make her freak out so Sonic would break up with her and date Amy instead. (It didn't even work.)

- She's been depicted being brutally beaten, humiliated, bastardized and murdered over and over from 2005-2008 all because some pink bitch didn't get what she wanted.

- She was killed again, just for dramatic effect.

- In the one flashback that would've allowed her to seamlessly transition into the Classic Sonic universe she was portrayed as a pathetic Mary Sue despite being perfectly capable of kicking ass.

- She was turned into a robot and practically augmented and modified while Amy got all over Sonic's dick because Ian Flynn sure likes his Sonamy.

- She never got to revert and was instead literally erased from reality along with all of the people she knew and held dear.

- She reincarnated into a brain-dead and stereotypical background character who was also gay. Not in a believable way. In a forced way.

- Her reboot-incarnation didn't get to live long because the comic got cancelled, stripping Sally of any official means of existence.

- Amy gets to have Sonic all to herself in IDW at least, because Ian Flynn sure likes his Sonamy.

- Amy practically replaced Sally as the lead of the resistance and magically gains competence because Ian Flynn sure likes his Sonamy.

Hating her is cool because Sonamy is better wahhh of all the shit that happened to her previously.

Being too angry to cease existing lead to her transcending dimensions to kick ass on her own because everyone else betrayed her and she's out for revenge. If she's gonna pick up a shotgun you better fucking hope Chris Chan's Dimensional Merge isn't gonna happen, because she's not happy with you, Mr. Penders.

This is by no means a threat towards real persons such as Ken Penders or Ian Flynn. It's merely parodic and meant to be taken with humor and a grain of salt.

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Sally's been through enough shit.

- In her own comic book a pedophile skunk steals her spotlight and she's forced to smooch him for no reason and without warning.

- She would've had to have sex with said pedo-skunk instead of the man she loved if the comic wasn't PG. Sally is 16 while Geoffrey St. John is in his mid-to-late twenties.

- She's been killed by that same writer because she was 'cramping Sonic's style'.

- Said writer also ruined any chances she had of making it to the big screen in a movie based on Sonic, because he fucked up everyone involved with the project.

- She's been made a writer's pet and written out of character on plenty of occasions by plenty of writers.

- One of said instances was made to make her freak out so Sonic would break up with her and date Amy instead. (It didn't even work.)

- She's been depicted being brutally beaten, humiliated, bastardized and murdered over and over from 2005-2008 all because some pink bitch didn't get what she wanted.

- She was killed again, just for dramatic effect.

- In the one flashback that would've allowed her to seamlessly transition into the Classic Sonic universe she was portrayed as a pathetic Mary Sue despite being perfectly capable of kicking ass.

- She was turned into a robot and practically augmented and modified while Amy got all over Sonic's dick because Ian Flynn sure likes his Sonamy.

- She never got to revert and was instead literally erased from reality along with all of the people she knew and held dear.

- She reincarnated into a brain-dead and stereotypical background character who was also gay. Not in a believable way. In a forced way.

- Her reboot-incarnation didn't get to live long because the comic got cancelled, stripping Sally of any official means of existence.

- Amy gets to have Sonic all to herself in IDW at least, because Ian Flynn sure likes his Sonamy.

- Amy practically replaced Sally as the lead of the resistance and magically gains competence because Ian Flynn sure likes his Sonamy.

Hating her is cool because Sonamy is better wahhh of all the shit that happened to her previously.

Being too angry to cease existing lead to her transcending dimensions to kick ass on her own because everyone else betrayed her and she's out for revenge. If she's gonna pick up a shotgun you better fucking hope Chris Chan's Dimensional Merge isn't gonna happen, because she's not happy with you, Mr. Penders.

This is by no means a threat towards real persons such as Ken Penders or Ian Flynn. It's merely parodic and meant to be taken with humor and a grain of salt.