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JazzLizard — Just can't resist...

Published: 2005-10-23 23:47:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1277; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 293
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Description The Anoaban (Lizitaur) homeworld was destroyed by a massive explosion that blasted the planet out of orbit and also sent both of it's moons spiraling ito the sun. The explosion (estimated at 2.5 teratons) sent shockwaves through the planet's crust so strong, that the ripples caused magma to flow to the surface, killing all life on the entire planet. The explosion was caused by the universe's first operational antimatter generator, who's cantaiment vessel suffered a catastophic rupture. Luckily tte Anoaban race had already taken to the stars, and much of their population survived, to populize other planets, and become a (very recent) technological ally with Midden. The Anoaban people as a whole have a instinctive love for fire and explosions, and are renowened demolissions experts as they can create chemicals and reactions to cause any matter to combust or explode.
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Comments: 32

kiruma116 [2009-10-11 11:06:56 +0000 UTC]

uhm.......


i dont get it.

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lin-sama [2005-10-26 21:56:31 +0000 UTC]

Taurs <3

Lizards <3

Lizitaurs <33333

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JazzLizard In reply to lin-sama [2005-10-26 21:58:50 +0000 UTC]

Excellent!
I'm glad you <33333 it!

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SinisterMentor [2005-10-26 15:42:25 +0000 UTC]

I guess it's time to cross fingers and pray that they don't come knocking on my door.

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JazzLizard In reply to SinisterMentor [2005-10-26 16:04:07 +0000 UTC]

Lol, "You wanna have a barbeque? We brought some special fuel for your gill that should cook the meat in miliseconds!"

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SinisterMentor In reply to JazzLizard [2005-10-26 16:18:43 +0000 UTC]

It would probably cook, or fry, or maybe even incinerate, the rest of the neighbourhood at the same time... And the poor grill wouldn't survive for long.

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JazzLizard In reply to SinisterMentor [2005-10-26 17:01:12 +0000 UTC]

Well, your food would still be cooked!

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SinisterMentor In reply to JazzLizard [2005-10-26 18:00:26 +0000 UTC]

Wouldn't help much if it was fried to a crisp, though...

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JazzLizard In reply to SinisterMentor [2005-10-26 20:06:51 +0000 UTC]

Well I bet you'd smell great!

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SinisterMentor In reply to JazzLizard [2005-10-27 19:56:01 +0000 UTC]

If you like the smell of burnt flesh, cyanide and oil, then yeah, probably.

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JazzLizard In reply to SinisterMentor [2005-10-28 13:28:38 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm...a FCO....flesh, cyanide and oil sandwich...

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SinisterMentor In reply to JazzLizard [2005-10-28 20:22:32 +0000 UTC]

More like some burned shclooorp on bread, if you ask me.

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The-Snake-Pit [2005-10-24 18:59:50 +0000 UTC]

Umm, their planet was destroyed by an explosion, and yet they enjoy causing them?

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JazzLizard In reply to The-Snake-Pit [2005-10-24 19:51:26 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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The-Snake-Pit In reply to JazzLizard [2005-10-25 16:16:46 +0000 UTC]

That's weird.

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JazzLizard In reply to The-Snake-Pit [2005-10-26 17:07:08 +0000 UTC]

Not really, I'm a big fan of things that cause death, pain and destruction, even though i've experienced plenty in my life.

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The-Snake-Pit In reply to JazzLizard [2005-10-26 18:16:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh.

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norithics [2005-10-24 08:02:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh, the number of people I've known that are of this very mindset and absolutely have to be of this race and here on Earth in disguise... c.c

Nevertheless, gawd, she's cute!

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JazzLizard In reply to norithics [2005-10-24 13:04:12 +0000 UTC]

Lol, it's a similar mentality to many humans, they're very playful, although their games are much more deadly.

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piratepseudoferret [2005-10-24 04:44:32 +0000 UTC]

holy.
fucking.
shit.

my brain hurts. to many big words...
that is so totally awesome. the expression is so cute and the story is very well written out.

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JazzLizard In reply to piratepseudoferret [2005-10-24 13:05:39 +0000 UTC]

Hee hee hee, I'm glad you like!

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Sephiroth777777 [2005-10-24 02:42:03 +0000 UTC]

Once again, I love the background stories you put to your pics..I wonder how much of it is actual termanology and how much you cleverly made up.

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JazzLizard In reply to Sephiroth777777 [2005-10-24 13:08:23 +0000 UTC]

All of it is actual terminology.
A megton is an explosion equivelent to one million tons of TNT.
A gigaton is one billion tons, and a teraton is a trillion tons. If there's anything else you wanna know, just ask.

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WarriorofLight [2005-10-24 01:31:28 +0000 UTC]

How impressive ! Even the background is wonderfully done.

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JazzLizard In reply to WarriorofLight [2005-10-24 02:35:36 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you!
I kinda...rushed it.

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WarriorofLight In reply to JazzLizard [2005-10-24 02:36:22 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome. I never would've been able to tell.

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IronMonkey69 [2005-10-24 00:30:57 +0000 UTC]

Wowzers. They must have the most kick-ass 4th of July specials...

We have one shot left. But we're out of bottles.

Well that does it for the fireworks

Wait...we still have...a cat

Hmmm....why not, giv'm here.

-Boom-

...ew, and wow, but mostly ew.

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JazzLizard In reply to IronMonkey69 [2005-10-24 01:28:36 +0000 UTC]

You've got the Anoaban mentality down perfectly!

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IronMonkey69 In reply to JazzLizard [2005-10-24 06:22:51 +0000 UTC]

Booya, Personal victory. I am one with the Anoaban race. That is a real mouthful. Anoaban...groovy.

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JazzLizard In reply to IronMonkey69 [2005-10-24 13:05:20 +0000 UTC]

Well just don't let them settle on your world, you might end up regretting it as the entire planet is blasted off into deep space or something.

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spathicblond [2005-10-24 00:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Very well done.

Gotta love a race that loves a boom!

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JazzLizard In reply to spathicblond [2005-10-24 01:29:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, they love those booms!

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