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Jackarais β€” Handsome Jackass

Published: 2013-02-13 04:42:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 15596; Favourites: 737; Downloads: 0
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Description Oh, god.
Everything this fucker says just made me want to tear his face off all the more

He is one of the best villains ever written, hands down.
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ultraman400 [2019-05-03 05:48:12 +0000 UTC]

My response:

"Says the guy who just admitted to tearing out a man eyes in front of his own kids."

I love this guy's quips.

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metalshadowinsanity [2016-03-10 15:37:38 +0000 UTC]

"Funny story Jack, I was just going to say the same thing about you. But ya know what? I think I might let my Gun do the talking this time."

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Jackarais In reply to metalshadowinsanity [2016-03-12 08:03:57 +0000 UTC]

hehehehe

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Night-Soulless-Dust [2015-06-25 19:17:06 +0000 UTC]

*points ladyfist at him* fisting time...

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ZombiDJ [2015-04-19 16:29:46 +0000 UTC]

amazing piece, loving the smirk

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Thechaosmaster64 [2015-04-10 21:27:30 +0000 UTC]

Hail to the king. baby!

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jackstrider87 [2015-03-30 06:52:37 +0000 UTC]

Hey!! I was wondering if it would be okay with you if I used this as the cover image for an 8tracks playlist I'm making? I'd leave you credit in the description and link back to you and all that, I just wanna make sure before I put it in case you don't want me to uwu thank you!!!

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Jackarais In reply to jackstrider87 [2015-03-30 08:18:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeah dude, go for it!

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awesomecraft124 [2015-03-08 01:21:21 +0000 UTC]

he has joined the villains hall of fame, amongst them are DR. Evil, VoldermortΒ and President Snow

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v0lus In reply to awesomecraft124 [2015-03-24 02:37:19 +0000 UTC]

Isn't Hunger Games kinda overrated? I only asked because I saw TvTropes' take on it.

Or you can tell me why I can't just keep relying on that site.

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awesomecraft124 In reply to v0lus [2015-03-24 12:35:02 +0000 UTC]

well, they're not bad movies, let's be honest with ourselves

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Battledroidunit047 [2015-02-13 04:32:49 +0000 UTC]

I know you are, but what am I?

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Kagehiisa [2014-10-18 01:49:34 +0000 UTC]

Playing the game as Krieg. When I finish and fight Jack, I'm gonna go all "I'm the conductor of the Poop Train!"

Oh, and Jack. True Moral of the story: You're a psychopathic dickhead.

Sorry, I just HAD to get that off my chest.

"HMM, My pecs have pecs!"

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sgower [2014-07-16 03:35:54 +0000 UTC]

Out of all the Jack quotes, this is the one that made me pause the game and laugh for a straight minute!

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Jackarais In reply to sgower [2014-07-16 04:53:08 +0000 UTC]

ME TOO.................

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rya31 [2014-03-21 22:32:28 +0000 UTC]

i wish we got buttstallyan in the end...good game, and i do agree, even though he tried to kill me, he still made me laugh

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Jackarais In reply to rya31 [2014-03-22 01:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Bahahaha. I think butt stallion actually shows up in one of the DLCs...

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rya31 In reply to Jackarais [2014-03-22 04:28:29 +0000 UTC]

yeah, i think it might be tiny tinas assault on...something, but i already have it...did you know they never told her about roland

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xSummerSan In reply to rya31 [2014-03-23 04:20:32 +0000 UTC]

They did.

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rya31 In reply to xSummerSan [2014-03-23 04:57:50 +0000 UTC]

yeah...thats not healthy (she thinks he is coming, she even put him in the game)...you know they should have done it this way- angel was barely alive, and when every was gone she revived roland and instead of jack being helpless he goes to shoot the vault hunter(s) and roland save them.

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xSummerSan In reply to rya31 [2014-03-23 16:44:17 +0000 UTC]

Actually, they did tell Tina in the DLC. She already knew, she just didn't want to believe it because she was so attached to him. He was like a father to her.

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rya31 In reply to xSummerSan [2014-03-23 23:52:49 +0000 UTC]

yea i know....first her real parents, then Roland...AND JACK GETS ANGRY WHEN HE LOSES ANGEL

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Jackarais In reply to rya31 [2014-03-22 04:32:47 +0000 UTC]

8I
yeesh, i wonder why?

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rya31 In reply to Jackarais [2014-03-22 07:05:57 +0000 UTC]

weeellll, your going to have to think of how she feels about roland....hes like a father to her...and you know how she not exactly sane, well thats cause (minor spoiler)Β 

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Jackarais In reply to rya31 [2014-03-22 07:54:47 +0000 UTC]

the thing about her parents being killed/tortured that had to do with the bandits and stuff?

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rya31 In reply to Jackarais [2014-03-22 08:21:00 +0000 UTC]

ahh but a legend emerged and by the fights end tina will have a new mother an
this legend include both an insane and a sane side

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Reyai-Bloodrose [2013-12-31 00:51:00 +0000 UTC]

Ah, one of those villains who thinks they're doing the right thing through the wrong actions.

I don't know why, but those types of villains are always the best.

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Jackarais In reply to Reyai-Bloodrose [2013-12-31 02:07:48 +0000 UTC]

They're the most realistic.

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Reyai-Bloodrose In reply to Jackarais [2013-12-31 02:14:29 +0000 UTC]

I never thought about that. ^^ Makes sense.

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Msnubbehhorns [2013-11-12 01:10:34 +0000 UTC]

that part made me laugh..don't know why but i laughed so hard i had to pause the game.

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Jackarais In reply to Msnubbehhorns [2013-11-13 02:05:36 +0000 UTC]

Dude, me too. I laughed so hard I keeled over. Umbrulla and I had to stop and just stand there laughing for five minutes before we could continue playing the game. ><

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darkchaosempress [2013-10-21 15:09:02 +0000 UTC]

love this guy lol

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UBdude [2013-10-08 04:10:43 +0000 UTC]

I totally lost it when he said that xD

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Mobiusfan [2013-08-31 02:09:13 +0000 UTC]

I even made a Zer0 inspireded Haiku about killing Jack.

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Jackarais In reply to Mobiusfan [2013-08-31 02:16:26 +0000 UTC]

let's hear it

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Mobiusfan In reply to Jackarais [2013-08-31 02:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Jack I'll flay you alive,

Then make a bag from your skin,

and bury you in it.

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Icelord2314 In reply to Mobiusfan [2014-01-08 03:01:15 +0000 UTC]

It's good but your "haiku" is 6 syllables, 7 syllables, and then 6Β syllables. Β It should be 5Β syllables, 7 syllables, and then 5Β syllables.

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Mobiusfan In reply to Icelord2314 [2014-01-09 03:20:32 +0000 UTC]

We count syllables differently, obviously.

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Icelord2314 In reply to Mobiusfan [2014-01-09 20:24:21 +0000 UTC]

I was unaware thanks for the memo.

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Mobiusfan In reply to Icelord2314 [2014-01-10 04:25:01 +0000 UTC]

Don't be rude, I wasn't trying to be.

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Icelord2314 In reply to Mobiusfan [2014-01-10 20:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Sorry wasn't trying to be rude. Β 

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Mobiusfan In reply to Icelord2314 [2014-01-10 22:56:39 +0000 UTC]

S'alright.

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GodlyGnome In reply to Mobiusfan [2013-09-03 22:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Soul eater reference?

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Mobiusfan In reply to GodlyGnome [2013-09-03 23:01:41 +0000 UTC]

kinda, but it would still really hurt.

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Jackarais In reply to Mobiusfan [2013-08-31 02:50:19 +0000 UTC]

beautiful

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Mobiusfan In reply to Jackarais [2013-08-31 14:39:47 +0000 UTC]

Cut out "Jack," "Alive" is two syllables.

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Mobiusfan In reply to Jackarais [2013-08-31 02:52:08 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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jelloegg [2013-08-27 05:37:52 +0000 UTC]

Slow clap~.Β 

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Treyhexband [2013-08-17 05:16:40 +0000 UTC]

Good art but Krieg says-GO TO HELL DIE DIE JACKKKKKKK!


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SINISTERSystem In reply to Treyhexband [2013-09-17 03:55:32 +0000 UTC]

WHile Butt Stallion says "Hello".

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