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Illith-Anthonar — Christmas Wishes - 06
Published: 2008-12-19 12:55:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 904; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 0
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Masterful planning as always, Prime.Story begins here: [link]
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"In the event that you all fuck this up..."
My prime, you have such a way with words.
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Eloquent Prime is eloquent.
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It would be foolproof, if it weren't for the fools. XD
Prime's got some planning skillz. (LOL the snowman!)
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LOL, his diagram!!
OP: Through the use of sophisticated technology.......and a box of crayons, I bring to you this complex diagram!
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Optimus is truly the best a bot can get.
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Oh noes 
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And if he doesn't make it past the cookies, Ratchet is gunna pound some ass.
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Oh Primus, the mental image...nooooooo! 
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*waits eagerly for the planning to go into action*
..its not that I hate christmas but well, Radio Shack and american consumerism is making me want to go insane and machete all 'Christmas spirit' in sight.
as my manager put it:
"god the fucking song makes me wanna shoot santa in the face while I drank a bottle of whisky!"
yeah the song was 'frosty the snowman'.
Personally, it makes me just want to attack frosty.
the snowy bastard.
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Feel the same way working at TRU, man. That's why I'm moved to night shift, I don't have to deal with anyone but myself and sometimes tempermental MP3 player.
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lucky you - wait a sec...so TRU stays open all night? or is it just like a time when you guys are supposed to restock things?
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I do the midnight restock. No customers. It is bliss!
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man, if that was me I'd never get anything done cause I'd be playing with the toys all the freakin time
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Y'know, I read through most of 'Christmas Wishes' while listening to "Requiem for a Dream"...
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You should try it again while listening to Carol of the Bells by the Transiberian Orchestra!
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They are an awesome group!
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:icon facepalmplz: Except remove the space.
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We're fucked, they're fucked, we're all FUCKED!
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Yay! I love a good fucking!
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Picard's faceplates ain't gonna take much more o' this Captain!!
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Ha ha, poor Picard! If I could find a better facepalm icon, I would abuse it!
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Awww Prime's drawings are cute ^^ Though I'd say the chances of fucking up that plan are pretty high
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Especially if it's Bumlebee and Barricade leading the first wave ...
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My "I have bad feeling about this" senses are tingling...
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"In the event that you all fuck this up...", Hahahahaha!
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I guess Prime is just used to having his brilliant ideas mucked by his ... less than stellar troops.
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I can just imagine them writing out this plan and setting it up "Home Alone" style...
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And Scorponok plays the part of the big fuzzy tarantula being placed on the burgler's face!
... except he'll eat anyone near him.
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And if all else fails...
Ratchet has equipped the snowman with a rape missile carefully disguised as a carrot...
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And if the plan works he'll just use it on Starscream.
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BAHAHAHA!!! >D
...I'd say "poor Starscream" but... he deserves it. XD
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aww, did Prime have fun drawing the snowman 
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He did, yes. Prime likes snowmens.
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Great words of encouragement by Prime at the end. Mark of a TRUE leader.
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Considering his usual pre-mission speach is "Roll out", I think this is a vast improvement.
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"Prime's super-cool plan"
And if you and Megs fail too, then there is still the snowman ....
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Sam and Mikaela are hiding in the Christmas tree, waiting in ambush. They'll succeed where advanced alien robots fail.
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XD
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Is it bad that I keep hearing "No! Not Santa's balls!" from that Christmas episode of South Park playing in my head?
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XD Nah. Just keep smiling.
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Just watch out for Rudolph and his lasor-shooting nose while you're up there, Barricade! And if all else fails... Use Bumblebee as a shield.
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Or a sled to get off the roof with.
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Why can't he just jump off? The snow's pretty deep. I'm sure it'll break his fall.
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