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Published: 2008-09-21 06:51:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 953; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 18
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"Well boys? what would it be? This Big juicy melon? or this firm melon?"the lady asks, what would it be?
Ilza Hazkaphet (c) mine
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plays the Austin Powers theme*
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Alec: *dose the austin powers dance*
Dude I can't believe somone actualy remembers austin powers
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dude, how could anyone forget, The Mojo, Baby~ Yeah~!
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yeah. man oh btw She's *pointe to her* is shagedelic
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Ilza: tosses a melon at you*
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catches it and walks off happly
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Hmn decisions, decisions, those are never easy, specially when one has lateral thinking and likes the middle points... the center focused solutions, the... mnn... non orthodox exits, and the answers with some more... flesh. XD. OK, I better cut the double sense stuff off.
Really gorgeous, the pose, the style of coloring, the face... just a refreshing view for sore eyes, aster a long day.
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yes, brother! relax, take a break and have a kitkat....
or this in this situation, a melon! ^__^
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Yeah, may be one... or two... XD
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me: YOU HEARD THE MAN! TWO!
Ilza: threw both melons at you*
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-Catching them-
Hmn, perfect for a drink... but not for me, I don't like fruit ones -giving it to a Bar-man so he makes a drink-
Barman- Miss, the man at the bar sent this to you.
-I salute, then I take my whisky, I put some bucks on the bar, and I go, to ride to the sunset- ... -Motorcycle Throttle-
(XD).
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a man with a long blue hair took it*
man: oh thanks but the gal who wuz seating hir just left! (drinks it*)
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- Whatever, I payed it with money taken from your wallet I took during the previous chat XD - --w--
" Oh yeah? well, Check mate"
-Homer Simpson-
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Ilza: he got you!
me: shut up, island woman...
Ilza: aww~
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well hmmmm i guess the water melon...it looks nice and big
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Ilza: okay then! (threw the watermelon at you*) here catch!
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*runs towards watermelon and splat!!!* well i guess catching it with your face is still catching
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Ilza: is that a molar on the sand?...and blood?
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Maybe...i feel dizzy I'm gonna sit down *falls*
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Ilza: O__O...(shoves a few sand over you*)
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*buried alive* mmmm melons
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Ilza: hey, he's alive! cool!
me: shouldn't we take him out?
Ilza:8D....why?
me: e,e (starts to dig you out*)
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hmmm i think ill have to go with melons otherwise my girlfriend might get mad lolz << >>
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Ilza: which one? watermelon or platinum melon?
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(Lawl Imma Jump in)
Numb: (Yew can find what he looks like in my gallery 8D) ...e-e... Are no melons an option or do we /have/ to take one...
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Ilza: it all depends, boy! This melons are nice, juicy and why are you looking at my-...oh....
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Numb: O///e;
No... NO REALLY I DIDN'T MEAN TO... Like... Ummm... *looks into the beach* -Thinks: Dammit what have I got myself into =_=; -
XD
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Ilza: so, what will it be? big or firm?
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Numb: =_=;; F-firm... As in... The melon... Wich I can eat, right? I can eat the melon? *looks at all the other people who had several melons tosed at their faces* You won't... Chuck it at me? ^ ^;
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Ilza: (freezes melons with her power and broke all of them with a single chop*) okay, say "Ah"...~
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Numb: ...*blushing a bit he opens his mouth wide* >//o//<
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Ilza: stuffs a watermelon* okay! here's your share!
me: hey guys, what's up?
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Numb: 'O'...*Grabs it out of his mouth and chops it to pieces using his nightlace* ...Yum ^ ^ Thanks :3
Did you grow these yourself? ^ ^
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Ilza: no, that goth gal Yamiko grow these! I just stole them!
me: O_O! but she was planning to sell those!
Ilza: whoops~
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Numb: Well they taste very good and I'm kind of glad you stole them because we can share them together now ^ ^ On the other hand though... I wonder how that Yamiko girl feels... -.-;
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(meanwhile*)
Yamiko: (stares at her garden and notices that her crates are torn open*) -_-... Ilza...
(back*)
Ilza: Oh I'm sure, she's fine!
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(XD)
Numb: Alright well it was awefully nice spending time with you ^ ^
Be sure to tell me when ever we can have lunch again sometime :3 *flicks his tail in goodbye and walks away*
AWWW NAO ITS OVER... Are you gonna make another one or should I just scavenge around for an older one... <.< .... >.>...
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feel free to go in my gallery! I'm sure you can find more!
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Let me think about that in the bathroom.
lol very nice!
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Ilza:...bathroom?
me: (whispers to her ear*)
Ilza: O___O!
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Ilza: YOU PERV!...me likey~
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Damn, you got better at coloring
and i'd like the big and juicy ones
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Ilza: okay! here you go! (hands you the watermelon*) big and juicy! just the way you like it!
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