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Published: 2005-06-22 22:04:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 11328; Favourites: 177; Downloads: 1118
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Description First things first. this is a joke if you get offended at how a person was portrayed you suck XO. If you bitch about the appearance or outfit you suck. No crits this was a sketch. If you wanna bitch then piss off and don't reply

I was watching some shit horror movie on TV XD and I always think when watching them. Why do the characters do the things that you just WOULDN'T do. Like wow its dark down there and there's some creepy noises lets go check it out and die. Or I think i'll ask who it is in the room with me giving away my position and yeah i'll die. Or wow there's a trail of blood lets follow it AND DIE. XD it's just stupid

So I did my own J-rock horror spoof thing just sketchy and crap but whateva.

Anywayz the following appear-

random dir en grey minus Kaoru cos I forgot what he looked like XD;
Kakokei shinjitsu Daisuke-Kagerou
random Gackt
Yuuyami suicide Kirito*who is hard to draw DX*
Miyavi in sherlock holmes gear who wore one time XD*I cannot draw meev*
random Mana *i've never drawn Mana*
no [666] pv Ruki-Gazette
no [666] Reita-Gazette

my writing is blah so here's the translation if you can't read XD;

Panel 1-
Shinya: Wah I'm scared
Die: OMFG yeah let's turn back

Panel 2-
Daisuke: OMG you guys are such wusses. Right Gackt?
Gackt: Do not speak in my presence mortal *this refers to Gackts belief that he's a vampire among other things*

panel 3-
Kirito: Yeah it's not like were gonna meet anything as scary as Kyo
Kyo: I'm so hungry I could eat another puppy *this refers to how Kyo fans portray him as a puppy, baby etc eater XD*
Kyo: " whoops I said that out loud"

panel 4-
Miyavi: I am Miyavi and my conclusion to this mystery is that Mana cannot talk *this refers to Miyavi's randomness and constant 'Miyavi desu' comments in clips etc and fans beliefs that Mana can't talk XD*
Mana: Yes I can
Toshiya: WTF does that have to do with anything

Panel 5-
"Scary noise from forest"
Die: OMFG lets go see what it is and get brutally murdered by some weirdo in a gay suit with a needle.
Shinya: aaaahhhh
Kirito: Suicide? no thanks *gets bricked for this XD;*
Kyo: Fuck that idea I'm sleepy. *refers to Kyo's habit of sleeping a lot*

Panel 6-
On the other side of the woods-
Ruki: God I'm so bored. Why don't I have any friends? There's nothing wrong with me ;-; *note in the no [666] pv Ruki has a big gross realistic wound thing where his eye should be XD;*
Reita: Well what are we then?! *Reita is referring to himself and the other band members here*

thas it XD
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Comments: 64

Pandazrock [2011-03-29 21:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Wtf is that? *arrow points at Mana*
Hahahaha I died laughing xD

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kairi1011 [2010-09-30 19:11:20 +0000 UTC]

haha I love this had me in stitches XD

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vampy-suzuki666 [2010-09-30 18:07:58 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GACKT
this has made my decade

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Berryz1cute [2010-09-24 04:11:38 +0000 UTC]

xDD ROFL "Do not talk in my presence mortal"

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Yuzuha-desu [2010-09-04 20:54:37 +0000 UTC]

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camikaza [2010-03-15 01:22:15 +0000 UTC]

I love it XD

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Tenshi112 [2009-12-04 16:41:24 +0000 UTC]

holy gackt, Ruki's so sweet here!

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RikuRoses [2009-06-11 17:20:05 +0000 UTC]

That was awsome. XD

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Drakkenmm [2008-09-24 05:07:48 +0000 UTC]

it's it's .... BEAUTIFUL 8}

I like it! *greedy smile with odd feelings*

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analmouse [2008-08-31 15:36:37 +0000 UTC]

I love this! I like how you drew Kyo, Die, Shinya(even though I didn't recognise him XD) Vampire Gackt and Ruki! Miyavi can be recognised as well as Mana and Kirito... The story is great, fits into that usual crappy horor movie plot... Too bad it's not a real "horror" movie with these JRockers, I would like to watch that no matter how bad it is XD I like Kyo and Ruki the most, they are very well drawn and their "personality" fits them XD

And sorry for my lack of choosing proper words, my English sucks... ~_~'

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saru-saru [2008-06-22 17:52:14 +0000 UTC]

Mana and Gackt were hilarious! xD

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HuronGirl [2008-06-19 19:12:34 +0000 UTC]

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YOU KNOW THAT MANA IS THE QUEEN/KING OF MUFFIN?!!! u just have to look his hair!!! he has a muffin obsession D

*random*

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threepalemoons [2007-11-16 07:23:44 +0000 UTC]

HAHAAA. omfg, this is amazing. I love it! Meevs and Gackt have to be my favorite. aahh. awsome! XD

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rukan [2007-10-01 19:30:27 +0000 UTC]

how cold i have missed this its awsome as all ur other <3<3

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Kaori-Izuna [2007-08-30 10:23:14 +0000 UTC]

XD!! i'd pay to go see that

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kaoxtot [2007-06-18 13:49:01 +0000 UTC]

XDD i thought it was cuutely drawn. Very nice~

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HokaidoPlanet [2007-06-07 23:24:01 +0000 UTC]

that was funny!
^^

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InstantOatmeal13 [2007-05-30 23:01:43 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA! Kyo's expression/line is priceless... Crazy ol' puppy-eating Kyo.

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JoeyClone [2007-05-29 19:39:31 +0000 UTC]

*Laughs so much* WOW! Amazing! Simply....amazing! It's clever, incorporates my favorite jrockers, and for some reason.....the sketchy-ness of it....just makes it all the more awesome.

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estrellachan [2007-05-17 17:58:46 +0000 UTC]

I laughed at gackt's remark...Lol XD XD yay for last panel.

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EarnestInBerlin [2007-05-07 16:44:09 +0000 UTC]

ROFL XDDD

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ProudEchelon [2007-04-01 20:36:59 +0000 UTC]

hahaha. I LOVE IT <3

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Anvanya1981 [2007-04-01 16:21:17 +0000 UTC]

Bwhahahahahah!!! OMFG!!! TOOOO FUNNY!!! And wow! Gackt looks so much like Gackt!!! HAHAHAHAH! They all look alike, but him most of all I think! Whiehh! Cool!

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Anvanya1981 In reply to Anvanya1981 [2007-04-01 16:21:47 +0000 UTC]

I meant, look like what they look like. blah..

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Hisietari [2007-03-18 14:58:42 +0000 UTC]

Bwaaaahahahaaa... *ROFL* - sorry, don't know what to say. This is too cool... exactly my kind of horror movie. XD

WANT MORE!! X3 *jumps up and down*

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SABB-san [2007-02-02 20:31:05 +0000 UTC]

ZOMG! 'don't speak in my presence mortal.' lolz! that sound so like him! haha! (i happen to lyk Gackt but sometime I wonder if he thinks he of an upper blood line...lolz)

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x0SHiranai0x [2007-01-12 09:47:01 +0000 UTC]

I cant see ruki saying "God I'm so bored. Why don't I have any friends? There's nothing wrong with me" but eh...screw it...this comic still rocks anyways.

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hellangel In reply to x0SHiranai0x [2007-01-17 03:05:17 +0000 UTC]

naw its a joke XD its to fit in with Die's lets go get murdered comment XD. It's more like that's what Die thinks when actually Ruki's not psycho just alone XD. Yeah weird humour.

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XxXxJrOcKjUnKiExXxX [2006-11-20 13:59:22 +0000 UTC]

i love this it is soo cute and i could totally see Kyo saying the things he did lol

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ArpegiusWolf [2006-10-23 22:28:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!!
>.>
*kicks Gackt in his nonexistant magnum desu!!!* D<

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Sana-sama [2006-10-20 17:48:53 +0000 UTC]

This is hilarious!!!!

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S-akuraF-ox [2006-09-11 00:10:20 +0000 UTC]

Ack. LOL! XD

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tanuki-container [2006-08-05 05:16:16 +0000 UTC]

kyo eating puppy's... awesome! ^^

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nerdgirl1822 [2006-07-22 10:23:51 +0000 UTC]

That is so AWESOME! Great job! XP

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BleedingMyLifeAway [2006-05-02 23:27:33 +0000 UTC]

AAAH. <33333333333 I haven't seen this since my trip to Japan!!! A friend had printed it out and brought it along... oh GOD.

This pretty much makes my day every time I see it. LOVE Kyo's "puppy-hunger" face. <3

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kawaii-spo0n [2006-04-21 16:08:01 +0000 UTC]

hahaha brilliant!

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Lost-Ties [2006-02-23 03:23:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh dudee
That is priceless lol

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TornAndTwisted [2005-12-08 20:43:19 +0000 UTC]

*small spasm on floor from laughing*

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mzoraida [2005-12-07 22:26:35 +0000 UTC]

You so win.

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Eimin-chan [2005-11-20 22:40:44 +0000 UTC]

really awesome! ^^ a total fav~ =3

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Alpha-Insane [2005-10-08 15:52:26 +0000 UTC]


Won't meet anything as scary as Kyo, indeed.
Nice one.

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unholydragon [2005-10-07 14:02:41 +0000 UTC]

XD really there is one word to describ this: awesome! muwahahaha! Its so funny!!!

"Die: OMFG lets go see what it is and get brutally murdered by some weirdo in a gay suit with a needle."

XDDD laughed so much at that! People are starting to think I am weird because i'm laughing alone at school XD *plus fav*

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Ameshini [2005-09-09 05:48:40 +0000 UTC]

XDD;; I laughed so much while reading this that I had to read it out loud for myself XD

Like wow its dark down there and there's some creepy noises lets go check it out and die. Or I think i'll ask who it is in the room with me giving away my position and yeah i'll die. Or wow there's a trail of blood lets follow it AND DIE. XD
Yeah I know!! It's like... they're all so naive x.x;;

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Jessy-Scarlet [2005-09-01 09:21:40 +0000 UTC]

OMG! Thats funny! Like Gackt's line..

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TeenyDemon [2005-07-31 04:28:51 +0000 UTC]

hahaha OMFG i loved it. Ruki at the end looks hot. Hahaha "Why dont i have any friends? *tear while holding a needle and wearing a gay suit((in the words of Die))*"

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Fatale16 [2005-07-18 01:22:45 +0000 UTC]

lol aweosme!!! Gackt's line rocks.

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woefulinfinity [2005-07-08 03:36:42 +0000 UTC]

... wtf?

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hellangel In reply to woefulinfinity [2005-07-10 00:54:29 +0000 UTC]

that's what happens when I have too much Jcrack

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Zeria-chan [2005-07-05 17:37:57 +0000 UTC]

XD Omfg you totally pwn.

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TaniChan [2005-06-29 06:46:12 +0000 UTC]

How cute!! I loves it!!

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