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Okay so this application on facebook has you answer stupid questions about other people so you can see what other people answered about you. It's stupid, but it's something to do.
Sooooooooo, I got the question "Do you think Shane has beautiful eyes?" Well, I've been told he he's very boastful about how he's always being told he has beautiful eyes. Probably one of very few things he's complemented on, so I guess you can't really blame him.
I answered 'no', because I'm an asshole.
But really, what could piss you off more then finding out someone thinks that the one good thing about you, isn't good at all? It might piss you off enough to answer 50 questions about a bunch of other people just so you can find out what asshole thinks that, just so you can hate them.

Unfortunately, there are several ways this troll could fail:
1. He never goes on facebook again because he's been totally consumed by MMORPGs.
2. He never notices the notification about it.
3. He sees the notice, but doesn't care. (The notice only states that people have answered certain questions about you. It doesn't tell you the anonymous answers until you accept the application.)
4. He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, but not enough to accept the application.
5. He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, but not enough to answer a shit load of questions.
6. He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, but (now this where my conscience comes in and usually stops me from going though with trolling) he's so hurt he doesn't bother trying to find who it was, and just cries for the rest of his life, or something like that.
7. He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, cares enough to answer 50 questions, but once he finds out it's me he says nothing to John (my boyfriend, his friend) so he wouldn't know to show this to him, while Shane would hate me forever/be plotting my doom.
8. He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, cares enough to answer 50 questions, but once he finds out it's me, he never speaks to John again. Not that John or I would really care, but it would ruin all the fun.

So, basically this troll will not work unless:
-He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, cares enough to answer 50 questions, and when he finds out it's me, he says something to John.
Or possibly, but probably not:
-He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, but not enough to answer/cries forever, and just happens to mention it to John in passing/explains to John why his eyes are permanently crying.

So what we suppose to tell him I trolled him? Fuck.

*note: preview is not by me, duh

Description
Okay so this application on facebook has you answer stupid questions about other people so you can see what other people answered about you. It's stupid, but it's something to do.
Sooooooooo, I got the question "Do you think Shane has beautiful eyes?" Well, I've been told he he's very boastful about how he's always being told he has beautiful eyes. Probably one of very few things he's complemented on, so I guess you can't really blame him.
I answered 'no', because I'm an asshole.
But really, what could piss you off more then finding out someone thinks that the one good thing about you, isn't good at all? It might piss you off enough to answer 50 questions about a bunch of other people just so you can find out what asshole thinks that, just so you can hate them.

Unfortunately, there are several ways this troll could fail:
1. He never goes on facebook again because he's been totally consumed by MMORPGs.
2. He never notices the notification about it.
3. He sees the notice, but doesn't care. (The notice only states that people have answered certain questions about you. It doesn't tell you the anonymous answers until you accept the application.)
4. He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, but not enough to accept the application.
5. He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, but not enough to answer a shit load of questions.
6. He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, but (now this where my conscience comes in and usually stops me from going though with trolling) he's so hurt he doesn't bother trying to find who it was, and just cries for the rest of his life, or something like that.
7. He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, cares enough to answer 50 questions, but once he finds out it's me he says nothing to John (my boyfriend, his friend) so he wouldn't know to show this to him, while Shane would hate me forever/be plotting my doom.
8. He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, cares enough to answer 50 questions, but once he finds out it's me, he never speaks to John again. Not that John or I would really care, but it would ruin all the fun.

So, basically this troll will not work unless:
-He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, cares enough to answer 50 questions, and when he finds out it's me, he says something to John.
Or possibly, but probably not:
-He sees the notice, cares enough to click it, cares enough to accept it, but not enough to answer/cries forever, and just happens to mention it to John in passing/explains to John why his eyes are permanently crying.

So what we suppose to tell him I trolled him? Fuck.

*note: preview is not by me, duh