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gurleygurl117 — Santa's Letter
Published: 2005-11-30 21:59:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 62; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Dear little children, all aroundIn every country, in every town
Santa has some things to say
Before next year’s Christmas day
I’ve received your letters, girls and boys
Let me tell you something about your toys!
Go out, get a job and buy them yourselves!
‘Cause I’m retiring, me and my elves
I’m old, I’m tired, I can barely talk
For goodness sakes I need a voice box to talk!
I’ve got no hair left on my head
I’m so old it’s a wonder I’m not dead!
So after this, I can say for sure
There won’t be a Christmas anymore.
