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Published: 2011-10-15 00:22:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 3009; Favourites: 63; Downloads: 17
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That night he knew he could die, but he was not worried, he had taken the right precautions, during a phone call he had little first.HE IS COMING...
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Glad to hear it
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Awesome that is just pure gold oh man even Voldemort is scared of chuck Norris
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Because Voldemort is afraid of the death, the death is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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the thing is you cant run from Chuck
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leave him just an illusion of salvation
death in three... two... one....
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indeed you need some hope before you die
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There's no hope in this case
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Chuck Norris hasΒ already beaten the dark lord, and let him live so he can be beatenΒ again.
Chuck Norris can take the killing curse in his hand and chew on it like gum butΒ Chuck NorrisΒ don'tΒ chew gum.
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When Hermione doesn't know the answer, she asks Chuck Norris.
The Death Eaters escaped from Azkaban because they found out that Chuck Norris would soon replace Dementors.
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Hogwarts approved by Chuck Norris.
Hogwarts only need one teacher, Chuck Norris.Β
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Wizards aren't hiding from Muggles. They are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a ghost.
The final task of the Tri-Wizard tournament was facing Chuck Norris, but there were no survivors.
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no magic bite on Chuck Norris, even the dark lord hide when someone say "Chuck Norris"Β
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a basilisk. After mere minutes of unbelievable agony, the basilisk died.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU!
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Thanks a lot for the favs!
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All my lols.
Chuck Norris beats everything. Including pasty-faced snakemen with delusions of grandeur.
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Thank you.
Invisibility cloak was invented to hide from Chuck Norris, uselessly.
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Haha thank you!
And thanks for the fav!
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Chuck Norris and Voldemort once fought each other on a bet, and the loser had to cut his nose off.
Chuck Norris can kill thirteen curses with one person.
Chuck Norris defeated Voldemort with Ron's broken wand.
PS: Bellatrix is like , and I don't blame her.
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Chuck Norris drank a Drought of Living Death. It made him blink.
Invisibility cloaks were invented to hide from Chuck Norris, unsuccessfully.
Chuck Norris can make Snape smile.
Haha thank you, and thanks for all the favs!
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Hahahahahahah! Thanx, this is great.
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Haha thank you! And thanks for the favs!
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He-Who-Counted-To-Infinity-Twice.
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Glad to hear it, thank you
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Haha thank you, and thanks for the fav!
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