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Good Evening all

So today the weather was pretty fair so I ventured outside to go look for the gnomes that are supposedly staying in my shed. It didn't take me long to spot one perched on the fence making various bird calls. I must say out the gnomes I've met he's by far the most... unique? I guess I'm not alone in thinking this as the other gnomes have mentioned he's a bit of an oddball and they're amazed he hasn't been carried off by some rock dove or raven...

Seems this gnome has a knack for caring for various fowl. Unfortunately I don't own any birds so this gnome has instead started to try collect feathers and eggs from various wild birds in the area. He's most proud of some geese feathers he managed to procure. Considering they appear to be rectrices I feel he has every right to consider them a trophy.

Oh, and before anyone asks I did ask this fellow if he'd like to come in and have a nice bath. He politely declined saying he had one on Tuesday. Which Tuesday, however, he couldn't recall...

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Good Evening all

So today the weather was pretty fair so I ventured outside to go look for the gnomes that are supposedly staying in my shed. It didn't take me long to spot one perched on the fence making various bird calls. I must say out the gnomes I've met he's by far the most... unique? I guess I'm not alone in thinking this as the other gnomes have mentioned he's a bit of an oddball and they're amazed he hasn't been carried off by some rock dove or raven...

Seems this gnome has a knack for caring for various fowl. Unfortunately I don't own any birds so this gnome has instead started to try collect feathers and eggs from various wild birds in the area. He's most proud of some geese feathers he managed to procure. Considering they appear to be rectrices I feel he has every right to consider them a trophy.

Oh, and before anyone asks I did ask this fellow if he'd like to come in and have a nice bath. He politely declined saying he had one on Tuesday. Which Tuesday, however, he couldn't recall...