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2 pictures for the price of one! Woo!
Why are these two Pokemon's horns made of their own skin? Normally horns are made up of something a bit different. It's like if your fingernails were built up like your skin. They'd be pretty useless. They even have claws! It makes no sense...
Speaking of things that make no sense, why can't Nidoqueen breed? Nidorina can, but Nidoqueen can't. Which means if Nidoking and Nidoqueen are put together in the day-care, you get diddly-squat.
This is made even funnier when you realise Nidoking can breed with a Ditto. Which means two things.
Nidokings are most definitely Bisexual. And Nidokings are so vain, they'd do it with their own species, even though there's no biological results.

I prefer Nidoking, something about Nidoqueen's breast plates just look silly, I wonder what it could be?

Description
2 pictures for the price of one! Woo!
Why are these two Pokemon's horns made of their own skin? Normally horns are made up of something a bit different. It's like if your fingernails were built up like your skin. They'd be pretty useless. They even have claws! It makes no sense...
Speaking of things that make no sense, why can't Nidoqueen breed? Nidorina can, but Nidoqueen can't. Which means if Nidoking and Nidoqueen are put together in the day-care, you get diddly-squat.
This is made even funnier when you realise Nidoking can breed with a Ditto. Which means two things.
Nidokings are most definitely Bisexual. And Nidokings are so vain, they'd do it with their own species, even though there's no biological results.

I prefer Nidoking, something about Nidoqueen's breast plates just look silly, I wonder what it could be?