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Published: 2003-06-03 06:01:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 121; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 44
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*listen to the smart asshole...you know who you are
*figure out if a person is crazy, before you fuck him/her
*good friends give bad advice
*soulmates (hey baby) give good advice
*girls are crazy
*boys are not crazy, but just don\'t give a shit
*some boys are crazy
*relationships don\'t work if you are any of the following
-an addict
-a codependent
-a heterosexual
-a homosexual
-a bisexual
-a confident person
-an enabler
-a self-centered person
-a victim
-an abuser
and most of all, if you have a fear of being alone, or being in a commitment
*listen to the smart asshole, hurtfull advice is helpfull advice
*don\'t listen to me
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Comments: 6

priapeangeck [2003-06-08 01:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Fuck man... I agree with most of ^...so I guess that makes me an idiot...yet somehow I'm not surprised

Everyone's crazy...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*does crazy African dance around computer*

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justb [2003-06-06 02:31:29 +0000 UTC]

*big grin*

we love you dave

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evad [2003-06-04 03:16:46 +0000 UTC]

I'm shit outta luck. But at least I've got a lovely soul mate and some great friends.

Drop me a note sometime or give me a call and let me know what's up

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justb [2003-06-04 01:59:44 +0000 UTC]

hehe wow this has a feeling connotated to it like sitting at your backyard deck early in the morning before anyone else is awake and stretching out in your PJ's and screaming something that will echo. Nice piece, nicely constructed. Good bits of cinicism to make the reader smile, or at least force one

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eyelie-ewelie [2003-06-03 06:53:38 +0000 UTC]

*figure out if a person is crazy, before you fuck him/her Yeah, that might be a good thing to do.
Nice read. A little silly, but enjoyable nevertheless.

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xcarpexdiemx [2003-06-03 06:04:03 +0000 UTC]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ya.. i absolutely love this, and then how u have *don't listen to me at the end.. lol.. it's just all around a really great idea and GREAT advice

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