Comments: 42
SpamCrackers [2015-06-29 18:27:07 +0000 UTC]
This is great on so many levels. XD
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derpyvocaloid [2014-09-22 04:41:29 +0000 UTC]
this is the best thing wow
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BladeWolves [2014-08-03 13:16:31 +0000 UTC]
Kakyoin does'nt like it when he is compared to Keanu Reeves. SERIOUSLY
Dio: U MAD?
Kaykyoin: YES. I. MAD!
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Smashfanful In reply to BladeWolves [2014-08-27 22:06:12 +0000 UTC]
Listen. To the words. That are coming out from my mouth.
You f**ktard.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventures was made in the Eighties.
The anime was made in 1993.
The Matrix was made in Ninety. F**king. Nine.
Comparing me to an emotionless hack will be like comparing Scott Steap to Eddie Vader.
You got it?
YOU. F**KING. TARD.
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BladeWolves In reply to Smashfanful [2014-08-29 05:06:17 +0000 UTC]
Alright, you want to see my Stand... Then witness the power of THE WORLD!!!
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Smashfanful In reply to BladeWolves [2014-09-01 02:11:20 +0000 UTC]
I think I'll end your life with class.
[Falcon punches Kakyoyin through his chest]
Guess your kungfu couldn't help you now, hu?
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BBHSN98 In reply to Smashfanful [2017-02-24 09:39:32 +0000 UTC]
KAKYOIN!!
[DIO arrives] DIO!
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Smashfanful In reply to BBHSN98 [2017-02-24 10:32:48 +0000 UTC]
I wonder...
I wonder if my parents ever got the letter I sent them...?
Dearest Mother and Father,
As you probably have already noticed, I have not home for the past few weeks.
That is because I have gone off to Egypt to fight and kill an evil vampire.
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BBHSN98 In reply to Smashfanful [2017-02-24 15:18:05 +0000 UTC]
You write to Raymond's parents? Pfft, what a fag...
Oh, shut up and keep writing to your pen pal!
FINE, I WILL!
Dear Duck Dodgers
I never thought it could happen to me...
(inner monologue) Oh well... They probably didn't have time to read it... (waterdrop) Time... That's it!.. The World... It can STOP TIME! I gotta... gotta tell... Mr. Joestar... before it's... too late!
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Smashfanful In reply to BBHSN98 [2017-02-24 16:39:37 +0000 UTC]
It's just you and me.
No, Joestar. It's just me.
Let it be known... that in the end of this day... one shall stand... and one shall fall!
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BBHSN98 In reply to Smashfanful [2017-02-24 21:20:44 +0000 UTC]
I'LL CRUSH YOU WITH MY BARE HAND-- (Emerald Splash hits the clock tower) Oh, thank God, I didn't even know the rest.
Kakyoin... No!..
There it is... Mr. Joestar... My last... Emerald... Splash... (Kakyoin dies)
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BBHSN98 In reply to Smashfanful [2017-02-24 22:40:56 +0000 UTC]
DIO!! (uses Hermit Purple to trap DIO) Amazing, a booby trap that actually captures boobies. HAMON WAVE!!
(laughs) You think I, DIO can be trapped by bonds?! I get off on that sh*t! (gets free)
(inner monologue) There has to be a reason... Why did Kakyoin attack the clock tower? Why? Grrr, I don't have time for this! Wait... Time! Chronos was the "God of Time" in Greek mythology. Greece won the EURO cup in 2004. George Bush was re-elected in 2004. George Bush was incrociate in the Harold & Kumar - Escape from Guantanamo Bay. Cal Ben is a part of Barack Obama's administration. Will Smith looks like Barack Obama. Will Smith's son is going to be in the next Karate Kid -- OHMYGODIGOTIT!
(The World attacks Joseph but stops midway) DIOIKNOWTHESECRETOFYOURSTAND!
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Smashfanful In reply to BBHSN98 [2017-02-24 23:45:07 +0000 UTC]
So... you finally figured it out.
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BBHSN98 In reply to Smashfanful [2017-02-25 11:51:33 +0000 UTC]
That's right, DIO! Thanks to Kakyoin, I now know that your stand--
--can stop time.
Yes... Stop time... Yeah... Totally... can't breath fire... (long pause) Right?
Yeah.
OhthankGod!
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Smashfanful In reply to BBHSN98 [2017-02-27 09:20:28 +0000 UTC]
So chances are that you're going to go find Jotaro and inform him of this incredible discovery, right?
That's right! And once I do, we'll be able to kick your doe!
Toobadyouregonnadie.
What?
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BBHSN98 In reply to Smashfanful [2017-03-01 12:00:31 +0000 UTC]
(Joseph gets kicked. On the ground, he sees Jotaro)
(inner monologue) OH MY GOD, IT'S GHOST RIDE-- No wait, it's Jotaro. (normal voice) Jotaro... The secret of Dio's stand... The secret is... he can stop ti--
(Time is frozen. DIO swooshes to the area)
F*cking tables...F*cking plates...Oh, I'll take these knives. (Stops near Joseph and hurls one knife at his neck) Activating sh*tstorm in 3... 2... oooooooonNow.
(Joseph gets stabbed, bystanders are pushed backwards by the shock)
J-- J-- Jo-- J-- Jotaro!.. Th-- This pain... I sprained my ankle! (Jotaro stares shocked) Ohandtheworldcanstoptime! Blegh... (Joseph dies)
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BBHSN98 In reply to Smashfanful [2017-03-03 19:44:05 +0000 UTC]
[Cue post outro scene]
I believe in you Jotaro! As long as you finish your shonen hero monologue.
Actually, I didn't finish it...
(pause)
Why didn't you FINISH IT?!
BECAUSE A FLOATING HEAD OF STEVE BUSCEMI TOLD ME TO!!
But... that's retarded...
[End of Part 9, we should stop this comment chain here.]
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Smashfanful In reply to BBHSN98 [2017-03-03 20:20:13 +0000 UTC]
[Is scratched by the unknown power of DIO] Ow.
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tsumi-kami [2014-05-24 20:37:01 +0000 UTC]
I
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Raranoodles [2013-02-02 18:51:10 +0000 UTC]
This made my week
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KouKouNuts [2010-01-10 02:25:39 +0000 UTC]
I'll never look at kakyoin the same way again 8D
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Kicklash In reply to hitsuji16 [2011-11-05 23:07:58 +0000 UTC]
I know, right!? Reminds me of the pose Diavolo is in the last time we see him.
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GO-GO-JENNIE-GO-GO [2009-11-29 20:56:56 +0000 UTC]
lol steel ball run would be an awesome movie
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silveria [2009-11-28 23:39:53 +0000 UTC]
Whenever I see these fanarts you do, I really wish I read JoJo so I could understand it more. But I'm still blinded by the awesomeness of it all.
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skangl [2009-11-28 18:11:32 +0000 UTC]
I love Mikitaka!
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Antfish [2009-11-28 17:38:42 +0000 UTC]
Lol you see Kakyoin as Neo to eh
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