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Published: 2013-08-23 04:12:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 26317; Favourites: 801; Downloads: 82
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Read the next comic stripOkay guys, I got a confession to make and this isn't easy for me, but I'm so very, very tired of living this lie, so here it goes...
"Froyo" is like, my favorite word.
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Like I say, whether or not I eat my food it'll go to waste.
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Population control? Hmm, why am I sort of for this?
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Why do I feel like that I sort of agree with you. ._.
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and why do i feel the same way? .-.
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Dito. It's very drink the Koolaid
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I don't understand panel 2. Β does the froyo give off as much CO2 as 10 packs of cigarettes? Β are they made of as many non-biodegradable substances?
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Naw, I'm pretty sure it's like 10 packs of cigarettes because they virtually ARE 10 packs of cigarettes in froyo form. Like... nicotine, arsenic, carbon monoxide, lead, tar, etc. That makes the froyo eco-friendly in the long run by killing off the people who eat it (much as smoking tons of cigarettes kills people), thereby reducing the human population and presumably reducing the human impact on the ecosystem.
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I made that connection, but why would that point confuse the green one on the point of eco-friendliness? Β saturated fat and high fructose corn syrup are bad for you, but they don't hurt the environment
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I'm thinking that rather than the froyo being addictive because of the saturated fat and HFCS, they LITERALLY are full of cigarette ingredients. The green guy's confused because he doesn't get that the eco-friendly part refers to the decrease in the human population. He's looking for something like, "This product was created using green-energy-powered machinery" or "This container is 90% recycled material," and he doesn't see anything of the sort that would make the eco-friendliness apparent. All he sees are really unhealthy/toxic ingredients.Β
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Judging by the visible amount of empty cups on the table, Wayne has consumed the equivalent of 80 cigarettes.
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80 packets of cigarettes actually. Β All in one day.Β
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Right! My bad!Β Because there's 20 in each pack, Wayne would have consumed about 1,600 cigarettes.
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Ah! I get it now. Ecological stability through population control. Brilliant!
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Completely and utterly brilliant. Just get rid of everyone who eats junk food!! XD
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what uh degree in science does frani qctually have?
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Looks like he went to the Legion of Doom Academy. You can guess which degree he got from there.
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good one, he seems to have a level 12 intellect, like Lex Luthor.
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we have to legalize murder in order to restore the balance in the world
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At first I thought Frank had made something pretty normal and not deadly...then I read the second panel...and then I fully understood the third panel.
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hmmm why I read so much about population control recently?
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love your icon, bro! oban star racer is the shit.
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If all humans are dead, earth can easily restore itself, so basically, heΒ΄s right
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sorry don't get it!! 
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Basically, population control. (:
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ahh XD LOL!!
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I knew where the joke was going and I still laughed. Β Truly one of my favorite webcomics.
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Your.....a brave person.....saying that out loud.....respect
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Wayne really seems to know about polluting substances. XD
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Population control, and you're the first customer.
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Hah! I have always thought that we should legalize all drugs... the over population in some countries would go down, there would be less criminals 
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