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Published: 2007-09-18 23:51:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 3376; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 36
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Description So I try out a new style, do an okay drawing with it [Ashley], and then go and completely murder it with a shitty comic. Hmm. Sound familiar? /coughfop - a thousand icy starescough

Ashley is angry because I have not drawn her legs. She would like me to believe that if I drew her legs, she would use them to run away from non-zombies trying to kidnap/rape/kill her, but in fact, she would use them only to cower at the feet of her pursuers. So I say, fuck you Ashley. You can have legs when you actually run the fuck away.

Also, I find it terribly depressing that you cannot use Leon's 20's gangster attire on the first run-through. If you could, Leon could simply use his Gangster PowersTM to scare the merchant into giving him all the guns right at the beginning, instead of saving up eighty gazillion pesetas and STILL not getting all the best guns.

Yes, I know, terribly ugly. Please accept the merchant in boxers with little hearts on them as my sincerest apologies.
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Comments: 15

Foxdogdemon [2009-08-04 00:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Poor Merchant! ToT...Sex for sale huh? How much?

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drink-to-bones In reply to Foxdogdemon [2009-08-04 08:08:51 +0000 UTC]

NOT ENOUGH CASH, STRANJAH!

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Foxdogdemon In reply to drink-to-bones [2009-08-04 16:32:26 +0000 UTC]

He didn't even listen to my offer.

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drink-to-bones In reply to Foxdogdemon [2009-08-04 21:56:18 +0000 UTC]

oh, noes ): maybe he will be impressed with pretty jewels; i hear those novistadores have some? (:

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Foxdogdemon In reply to drink-to-bones [2009-08-04 23:48:35 +0000 UTC]

If I get killed, tell the Merchant his guns cost too much.

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drink-to-bones In reply to Foxdogdemon [2009-08-05 16:31:03 +0000 UTC]

will do.

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Foxdogdemon In reply to drink-to-bones [2009-08-06 02:10:19 +0000 UTC]

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KorinaCaffeine [2008-05-31 08:08:04 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha. Poor Merchant. I bet he's some sort of kung-fu master type of shit secretly. I mean, there is no other explanation for how he gets around.

Unless he can turn invisible. Which, you know, is very possible.

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Kaira-Puchiko [2007-12-08 09:07:02 +0000 UTC]

OMG....that poor man.....I LOVE IT>w<

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Tazizzle [2007-09-18 23:55:57 +0000 UTC]

o_O



But...but...but...


Where did the wagon come from?! D:

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drink-to-bones In reply to Tazizzle [2007-09-19 00:57:17 +0000 UTC]

Clearly Leon's inherent Gangster PowersTM willed it into being. Or perhaps the merchant had it hidden under his cloak? Or /gasp Chopper Mike delivered it, yay! Well, I guess we'll never know.

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Tazizzle In reply to drink-to-bones [2007-09-19 02:08:33 +0000 UTC]

Chopper Mike was stupid.


How could you NOT see three guys, one who was holding a ROCKET LAUNCHER D:


Stupid Mike D<

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InfernoRenden [2007-09-18 23:53:21 +0000 UTC]

I wish you could do that in the game....

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drink-to-bones In reply to InfernoRenden [2007-09-19 00:57:45 +0000 UTC]

Ah, don't we all...

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InfernoRenden In reply to drink-to-bones [2007-09-19 01:08:57 +0000 UTC]

Yes we do...*gazes to the stars dreaming*

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