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draconian73 — John and WV: Run over Noir.
Published: 2011-02-20 04:18:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 689; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 5
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So someone asked me to draw this after John Windy Thing'd the car into the air and started not paying attention.Nothing short of Hussie somehow stating this hadn't happened will convince me that it didn't.
This is all HS stuff, as per usual now, folks.
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YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE D<
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Actually, that's a good point.
AH: Kill dog, win literary award.
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Equip to Trophykind specibus.
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But WV can't allocate his Strife Specibus to anything because he doesn't have one!
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I want this to happen. Jack Noir is a LITTLE 8ITCH and I've now officially stopped liking him.
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WAIT NO let me try to make this a little cooler (because you leave cool replies to comments and I NEED TO KEEP UP).
John and WV follow in the Harry Potter legacy that irresponsible car-flying is still the best flying.
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SORRY MAN TOO LATE IT'S HERE FOR ETERNITY.
But saying that irresponsible car-flying is the best flying just...
DOESN'T FLY.
No wait that was terrible I've got to have something better.
Well okay how about... hate to... no... the thing is... no wait... fuck.
...
Okay, I think I got one, yeah.
You wouldn't know how untrue that statement is if it RAN YOU OVER.
:smooth:
((I say this because PCHOOOOO-flying and its derivatives are obviously the best flying.))
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.....and that's how John saved all of existence with the help of his Wizardly Vassal.
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Sorry bro, you can't fool me. I'll just be over here hiding from that massive piece of artillery that's sticking out of your thinkpan.
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Curses! My quest to leave irrelevant self insertions in comments has been foiled...
...B-but cannonheads need love too :c
((Oh dear god LOL, I would ask you to marry me too but you seem to have your hands busy with that issue already))
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LMFAO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I fully approve of this.
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HOW COULD YOU ENDORSE SUCH A SHOCKING DISPLAY OF NEGLECT FOR AIRWAY SAFETY.
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oh my god that got me laughing so hard and it's late I shouldn't have been laughing that hard.
I... I really don't know. but who cares?
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WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY SERIOUS MATTER.
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well, I am not good at being serious...
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THANK YOU JOHN! You are my favorite person in the world now!
...*kicks Jack while he's down*
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Cheap shots aren't cool bro. ):
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Yes, but how many shots has HE had so far?
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None; Mom has them all.
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John's Karma ran over Jack's Dogma.
okay I'm done now.
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You are
the best.
Please continue.
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XD
hmm
Beep Beep woof? I'm out of material for bad car jokes
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But what about the puns, man, THE PUNS.
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hmm... Be carful John? XD WV's CARapace... Be Carful what you wish for...
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Whoa shit when did this happen.
When did you do that hypnotizing thing.
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Uhhhhhh raincheck?
((Guys help how do I deal with this sort of thing it's a completely foreign concept.))
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((You gotta say something tactful, like "Its not you its me, I'm afraid of the commitment that may make an omniscient villain kill us" or something like that))
*/shot*
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((But that seems like a cheap cop-out and not at all empathetic about the situation to me. I'm very picky about these things. D: ))
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Just draw more and more and more and more Homestuck art, and you'll be fine. xD
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