NonieR [2017-01-28 02:32:33 +0000 UTC]
I always wondered why Gotham's villains didn't just boobytrap all the gargoyles, mine the rooftops, and develop better swing-line-cutting devices....
(I LIKE superhero tropes, you understand, and get tired of Watchmen-imitators trying to debunk 'em all the time. But still, villains can't ALL be dumb. I once, in my superhero game, realized we had two martial artists who wore actual silks, which means that every time they got cut or burned they must be getting new outfits made. So I had a particularly thoughtful villain start checking on regular imports of silk fabric in those two colors, and while she couldn't trace them through all the cutouts within the United States, she managed to treat the fabric with a complex, slow-release poison in the dockside warehouse.... I didn't even PLAN the resultant scene where their friends finally figured out the problem, stripped them, and threw them into a swimming pool together.)
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