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Published: 2014-05-04 01:53:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 83; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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number one on the list of characters i thought i stopped caring aboutRelated content
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thanks ! ive missed working with bright colours a lot and who better to use stars and bright rainbows on then on a guy who dies 5 minutes after you meet him and has lived his entire life in a tower. actually those two things and bright colours are unrelated But
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x'D
Haha, how does he die?Β
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in order to summarize that i must summarize pretty much the entire plot but here goes
so the guy in this picture is called sei and he and his brother aoba are test-tube babies made to take over the world. however when they were created aoba was kinda dead so the guy who made them threw aoba out. however another researcher called tae picked up aoba to go bury him when suddenly the dead baby she was about to bury came to life so she dropped at at the church and ran, only for her son in law to go "HEY A FREE BABY" and bring it to her anyways.
aoba lives a big gay life without ever knowing theres anything strange about him at all despite the fact he can destroy peoples minds with his voice and has a jolly ol gay time while sei is being experimented on 24/7, reducing him to an extremely fragile, barely living shell of a human being who could probably die from the slightest tap, except he doesnt really have a choice.
suddenly aobas power starts acting up and toue (evil dad scientist) takes notice, making sei take notice because toue isnt very good at keeping secrets i guess, and sei starts sending aoba weird ass messages under the name captive princess (hes lived his entire life in a tower so) trying to lead aoba to the tower to kill evil dad and kill sei so he doesnt have to suffer anymore
a bunch of shit happens, aoba brings four gay men and a dog to go kill evil dad and meets his two gay yakuza buddies who were evil all along suddenly and they tell him about sei. but then you beat them up because theyre fucking assholes. they dont kill evil dad because after beating evil dad hes just sorta like "haha well you sure did get me go meet your brother you meme loving fuck." and jumps out the window for no good reason.
aoba goes to meet his brother who is sitting in a room full of stuffed animals, they get dragged into the spirit plain or some shit and they appear in their TRUE FORMS which is really just them without colour and longer hair and some tattoos.
sei gives this long speech on humanity and how he wished to meet his brother and good and evil and its really sad and uplifting and i cry a little everytime. he starts begging aoba to destroy him and aoba is really reluctant for good fucking reason but it must be done, aoba destroys sei and sei destroys the tower which he maybe should have done after aoba left but then again he is kinda dead so.
also your dog turns out to be you in a robot dogs body then he also dies but comes back in seis body which is rude
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sei is great but whats even better is that theres a character with piercings on his dick and there was concept art of it and he had a smiley face on his dong. smiley dong. its great.
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Omg. That's amazing.
His dick can be smiling at you.
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hes the kind of person who probably did it on purpose i feel like its probably caused fights before i feel like he probably made a joke like "hey aoba my dicks happy to see you" and aoba just fucking leaves and goes home
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Oh. XD Omg
my dick is happy to see you
*leaves*
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aoba moves to germany with him but the second that joke comes up its over, aoba immediately flies back to japan and decides to be gay with his dogself instead
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O man
That's so hawt
yummy
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aoba would look better without that disgusting mullet monster
i mean compare his disgusting ungroomed mane to seis beautiful soft luscious hair
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he gets a haircut in one of the endings Β goodbye mullet
actually aoba has a lot of weird hair shit going on Β i mean what the fuck is this
i feel bad for koujaku his best friend has no fucking clue how to hair
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Man that's way better than before X'D
Omg. What even.... What is the last pic of? ouo
you know your life sucks when
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i know he should have just let his gay hairdresser friend cut it from the beginning but he has feeling in his hair so i guess it would probably feel like cutting fof a fucking limb to him
the last pic is him and sei when they were babies. look closely and youll notice their hair was connected for some mysterious reason.Β
i mean aoba died the second he was born and if he fucks up slightly he can send his boyfriend over the deep end and get his head cut off and shit hes had a rough life
no excuse for his mullet tho....
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the alpha and omega of all mullets
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omg no
they made 3 movies of them
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the pinnacle of mullet innovation honestly
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i spent a good 2 minutes on that appreciate it
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I will.
I will marvel at how you took 2 minutes out of your life to do that.
So kind~Β
*bows down*
you must be jesus man
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i am jesus and this spice girls picture proves it
also this fucking abomination
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Omg it's so beautiful, I'm crying
*wipes tear away*
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the spice girls one was hard because they all have poofy ass 80s hair the seinfeld one is just an old meme that has come full circle
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