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[Cue the Maple Leaf Rag on a parlor piano]
"...And now Ericka, if you do not accept my proposal for marriage and the means to save your farm, well then I must send you to the moon!"
The Audience boos and hisses
[Ragtime music stops]
"DRATS! Not another hero to ruin the evening!"
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Just something fun, although I must say, this is what peak villain performance looks like.