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Darkenmarr β€” 5 cents.. a funny joke

Published: 2009-04-21 04:10:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 520; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 9
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Description My mom just came in my room to tell me a joke. She just wondered in carrying a handful of pennies. And my first thought was, HUH?

Now the funny thing is... my Mom is very reserved and old fashioned. She get's really embarrassed when people say things that are vulgar or profane... basically anything about sex. But every once in a while this little special part of her peaks it's head out.

That's what makes it special for me. And so funny.

she's SOooo cute.

And than she wonders what ever happened to me growing up and what ever happened to me being a refined lady. Gee. I wonder why.



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Comments: 25

hummingbird7 [2011-03-01 17:52:14 +0000 UTC]

itΒ΄s funny. I lolΒ΄d
After rereading it and wondering for a minute. (well, english is not my mother language)

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cianinjagirl [2009-05-12 22:34:32 +0000 UTC]

i don't get it . . .

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Darkenmarr In reply to cianinjagirl [2009-05-12 23:06:51 +0000 UTC]

aw... *pets you*

which part?

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cianinjagirl In reply to Darkenmarr [2009-05-13 00:59:25 +0000 UTC]

the five cents part. i got the rest . . . i usually get this stuff, and it's bugging me that i can't figure this one out . . .

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Darkenmarr In reply to cianinjagirl [2009-05-13 02:07:17 +0000 UTC]

How much do you normally need to see a male stripper? ^.^

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AliasMyself [2009-04-22 20:44:41 +0000 UTC]

LOl XD

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Darkenmarr In reply to AliasMyself [2009-04-22 23:40:50 +0000 UTC]

Mom's silly isn't she. ^.^

you still at school?

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PoldeyLove [2009-04-21 12:06:54 +0000 UTC]

oh lol XD

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Amneco [2009-04-21 07:24:33 +0000 UTC]

ROFL Oh gosh, it took me a few seconds but I got that last bit about the naked man! XD Man, where do parents come up with this stuff? I swear, any perverted humor I have is because of my mom and grandma. Maybe jokes just ease people up on that sort of thing, even if just for the duration of the joke, you know?

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Darkenmarr In reply to Amneco [2009-04-21 07:26:13 +0000 UTC]

I know! and my dad isn't much help either.

Well. I gotta work in the morning. I'll see if I can catch ya tomorrow!

'night

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Amneco In reply to Darkenmarr [2009-04-21 07:27:17 +0000 UTC]

G'night~

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Darkenmarr In reply to Amneco [2009-04-23 04:52:36 +0000 UTC]

I'm alive!!! *two days later*

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Amneco In reply to Darkenmarr [2009-04-23 04:56:16 +0000 UTC]

Lol! XD We all get busy~

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Darkenmarr In reply to Amneco [2009-04-23 05:04:49 +0000 UTC]

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TheArtofBastlynn [2009-04-21 04:26:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh my GOD thats awesome

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Darkenmarr In reply to TheArtofBastlynn [2009-04-21 04:27:59 +0000 UTC]

XD

I'm still giggling about it.

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TheArtofBastlynn In reply to Darkenmarr [2009-04-21 04:30:00 +0000 UTC]

it was rly good.

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Darkenmarr In reply to TheArtofBastlynn [2009-04-21 04:32:04 +0000 UTC]

I've gone through sooo many embarrassing things since I've moved up here.

My parents.... sheesh.

But it's so cool.

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TheArtofBastlynn In reply to Darkenmarr [2009-04-21 04:34:35 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Darkenmarr In reply to TheArtofBastlynn [2009-04-21 04:35:46 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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TheArtofBastlynn In reply to Darkenmarr [2009-04-21 04:41:07 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Darkenmarr In reply to TheArtofBastlynn [2009-04-21 04:54:46 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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TheArtofBastlynn In reply to Darkenmarr [2009-04-21 04:56:36 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Darkenmarr In reply to TheArtofBastlynn [2009-04-21 05:06:07 +0000 UTC]

how long until you know for sure?

Parent's are like that.... do you have a loan or are you folks pitching in? I don't remember.

So. Just in case get to work on a show reel with your illustrations. Have that ready. You only need 1.30

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TheArtofBastlynn In reply to Darkenmarr [2009-04-21 05:12:03 +0000 UTC]

No idea.

Dad has my loans atm.

And an illustration Reel may save me for part of round 1 and then I can do round 2 with more animations! Do you mind helping me sometime with what illustrations I should use?

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Darkenmarr In reply to TheArtofBastlynn [2009-04-21 05:16:45 +0000 UTC]

Probably see if you can talk to your dad and see what's going on.

Sure! I'd love to help. =3

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TheArtofBastlynn In reply to Darkenmarr [2009-04-21 05:20:05 +0000 UTC]

well, kinda.. I'm kinda doing what I want atm, you know I am holding out as long as I can. I think I honestly would be okay getting 1 more quarter.

and okay thanks! I may make an animatic tomorrow for a illustration + animation and an Illustration one.

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Darkenmarr In reply to TheArtofBastlynn [2009-04-21 05:23:47 +0000 UTC]

sounds good.... wanna move this to facebook?

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TheArtofBastlynn In reply to Darkenmarr [2009-04-21 05:24:08 +0000 UTC]

Sure! I'll b on in a sec

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Darkenmarr In reply to TheArtofBastlynn [2009-04-21 06:00:45 +0000 UTC]

=3

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