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Published: 2012-12-24 08:25:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 6029; Favourites: 371; Downloads: 143
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Description Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.

This years A Christmas Story piece Happy Holidays to everyone and make sure to spend time with the ones you love

All the best to you and yours,

Dan
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Comments: 49

ARTZUME [2022-11-21 03:49:17 +0000 UTC]

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artismspeaks [2019-05-27 15:47:06 +0000 UTC]

"AWW-FFFUUUUUDDDDGE!!!!!!!!"

He said FUCK!😂

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MMStudiotrademark [2015-05-16 02:46:44 +0000 UTC]

What's a football?

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Gryffgirl [2013-12-21 16:56:34 +0000 UTC]

OMG--that dazed and confused expression on Ralphie's face is priceless!

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decaffedgem [2013-04-28 01:05:16 +0000 UTC]

You'll shoot your eye out kid. x(

I love that movie.

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adillustrations [2013-01-14 14:20:02 +0000 UTC]

I just love the look on Ralphie's expression. The style just impressive! Love to see more.

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a-archer [2013-01-04 14:54:30 +0000 UTC]

awesome, great ralph

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Lelpel [2012-12-31 02:00:05 +0000 UTC]

Awesome work on the beard!

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korbindai [2012-12-30 20:23:19 +0000 UTC]

One of my favorite scenes from my favorite Christmas movie. Great work.

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BrendanCorris [2012-12-30 03:50:31 +0000 UTC]

Perfect

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arkleseizure17 [2012-12-29 20:08:13 +0000 UTC]

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

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artismspeaks In reply to arkleseizure17 [2019-05-27 15:41:58 +0000 UTC]

HHOO-HHHOOO-HHHHOOOO!

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CLProper [2012-12-27 02:11:39 +0000 UTC]

Well, he did almost shoot out his own eye near the end. So maybe a football would have been the better idea.

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mphelps [2012-12-26 21:56:52 +0000 UTC]

This is phenomenal! Thank you for such a great Christmas gift.

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Heli-Starr2 [2012-12-26 20:46:29 +0000 UTC]

Nice. That particular person said something different in a documentary called "Christmas Unwrapped: The History of Christmas."

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TedKimArt [2012-12-26 15:46:49 +0000 UTC]

classic

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MightyMorphinPower4 [2012-12-26 10:21:10 +0000 UTC]

Exlllcent work

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Jose-Ramiro [2012-12-26 04:11:32 +0000 UTC]

Heh, he wants a riffle.

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Phenometron [2012-12-26 02:18:50 +0000 UTC]

A truly awesome scene.

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GhostDragoness [2012-12-25 20:54:15 +0000 UTC]

Adult Ralphie: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Santa Claus: ... You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

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bierrez5 [2012-12-25 18:47:33 +0000 UTC]

i like the original christmas story, ya know when ralphie is a kid picture is awesome though

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UncleScooter [2012-12-25 09:51:04 +0000 UTC]

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Razorgeist [2012-12-25 08:44:32 +0000 UTC]

Naddafinga!!

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Gpapanto [2012-12-25 01:39:19 +0000 UTC]

"Okay, get him out of here..."

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gamera68 [2012-12-25 01:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Happy Holidays Dan!!

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Jaguaro [2012-12-24 21:53:53 +0000 UTC]

HO.....HO....HO....(boot)!

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jamesgunner123 [2012-12-24 19:31:03 +0000 UTC]

....so flippin' awesome!!....this movie is mandatory every single Christmas....and for all the right reasons...X3

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T16skyhopp [2012-12-24 18:28:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... Football... FOOTBALL!? WHAT'S A FOOTBALL?


NOTTAFINGAAA!!!!

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KeN-K [2012-12-24 17:48:02 +0000 UTC]

One of the best Christmas movies EVER!!! Nice one, man!

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Fyrepyromaniac [2012-12-24 17:00:07 +0000 UTC]

Watching that movie every year as a family on Christmas eve is a tradition for us. I love that you posted this! <3

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Baron-Von-Jello [2012-12-24 16:42:11 +0000 UTC]

Ho. Ho. Ho.

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Superbeast288 [2012-12-24 16:09:58 +0000 UTC]

Wow, this was captured pretty perfectly right here!

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babbletrish [2012-12-24 16:05:28 +0000 UTC]

This is the best thing.

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dynamicsketch [2012-12-24 15:50:58 +0000 UTC]

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Ho. Ho. Ho..."

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Magp1e [2012-12-24 15:49:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, it looks just like him.

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NickAlmand [2012-12-24 14:34:39 +0000 UTC]

Ho... Ho... HO! *kick*

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RedJoey1992 [2012-12-24 13:46:19 +0000 UTC]

very nice.

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Ghostbusterlover [2012-12-24 13:16:13 +0000 UTC]

A great Christmas movie indeed. I recognized Ralphie right away when I saw the thumbnail.

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rainbowTrekki [2012-12-24 12:39:29 +0000 UTC]

I love that movie :3
My family watches it every year.

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Sycotei-B [2012-12-24 10:53:32 +0000 UTC]

Ralphie: no, no, iwantaRedRidercarbineaction200shotrrangemodelairrifle!

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vidgamer123 In reply to Sycotei-B [2012-12-24 18:55:32 +0000 UTC]

YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT

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Sycotei-B In reply to vidgamer123 [2012-12-24 20:59:39 +0000 UTC]

:

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prfctcellrulz In reply to Sycotei-B [2012-12-25 19:16:02 +0000 UTC]

Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho.

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Sycotei-B In reply to prfctcellrulz [2012-12-26 05:10:48 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!

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prfctcellrulz In reply to Sycotei-B [2012-12-29 00:39:28 +0000 UTC]

lol.

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Venom-V13 [2012-12-24 09:52:52 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe, awesome, was just watching this flick the other day!

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TheGutterBunny [2012-12-24 08:38:48 +0000 UTC]

what he should of said:
"football? HA! That shit is for PUSSIES! We want a fucking GUN for christmas!
.... Now quit stroking my cheek, you pedophile.

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Phil-Crash-Murphy [2012-12-24 08:36:11 +0000 UTC]

Looking great Dan Merry Christmas .

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Dan-Gerous [2012-12-24 08:35:40 +0000 UTC]

dude, love this movie. Watched every year since I was a kid. Awesome work.

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