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This is a horrible mutation of Drexa's Queen Medic , the royal, cross-dressing Germanic ruler of the Fairy Scouts, short, fat, Bostonian immortals who only wish to please him... er... her...?

I totally forgot about that incarnation as me, SaladChan, and BlueTerror were "discussing" about a request for a transformation scene into a Queen Medic. Unfortunately, my mind was on Engiebees, adorable Texan half-insectoids that work busily on their honey-making and dispenser-building, so upon trying to recall the Queen Medic, I came up with...
this abomination...!

Because I fed the Medic magical royal jelly , that's why!

Now he's massive, bloated, mutated, semi-mobile, egg-laying monster, and when some predatory MantiSniper tries to steal his/her eggs, you can be sure that that Aussie!Bug is a good as dead!

"But", you're asking, "where's the transformation scene?"
I forgot to draw that, all right? So you'll just have to settle for some backstory, complete with terribly vivid textual descriptions to make you wish your imagination had an erase button.

The MediCootie is a humanoid insectoid creature with a predisposition to helping people. They appear to resemble human males save for their antennae and lack of visible genital organs. What they lack in technology they make up for in resourcefulness and unusual physiology. They possess carapaces housing wings which enable them to fly wherever they're needed, dispensing strange healing mucus to the person in need. No one can be certain about their size, as some accounts record them as small as mosquito, while others record them around the size of a normal human. All that is certain about the MediCootie is its twisted eusociality and reproduction.

There are 3 main castes of MediCooties: workers, drones, laying workers, and queens. Workers are hatched from the eggs of the queen, and are the main helpers and source of healing gel. Drones are born of laying workers, and only serve to guard the queen and his/her lair. Laying workers are drone producers, producing eggs asexually and infrequently. Queens are the worker producers, ever pregnant, storming with hormones, and best left alone to the care of the experienced drones.

Brain not bleeding? Okay, let's find out what happens when a MediCootie colony needs a new queen.

When a MediCootie queen dies from natural causes or from serious injury, the strongest and most virile-looking of the MediCooties steps up to the plate, gorging on specialized healing gel produced by the laying workers. over the course of 2 weeks, the MediCootie undergoes a startling and dramatic transformation: his lower body changes into a more worm-like build, sprouting new tiny legs to permit movement to replace of his old legs; he undergoes massive mood swings, ranging from murderously furious to effeminately sensitive and tender; he also rapidly grows to massive size, requiring a change of uniform, which for one reason or another turns out to be a burgundy red satin frilly thing with a ridiculous sparkly crown on top, but don't go questioning the Queen MediCootie's fashion sense, or you're as good as dead!

Damn you, Team Fortress 2 fandom, and
HEIL QUEEN MEDIC MAGGOT-FOR-A-BUTT!!!!

Queen Medic belongs to ~Drexa
This abomination (and the MantiSniper) belongs somewhat to ~GigaCake-MmmKay
Medic proper, Sniper proper, and Team Fortress 2 (TF2) belongs to the VALVe Corporation.

Description
Dedicated to and
With apologies to

This is a horrible mutation of Drexa's Queen Medic , the royal, cross-dressing Germanic ruler of the Fairy Scouts, short, fat, Bostonian immortals who only wish to please him... er... her...?

I totally forgot about that incarnation as me, SaladChan, and BlueTerror were "discussing" about a request for a transformation scene into a Queen Medic. Unfortunately, my mind was on Engiebees, adorable Texan half-insectoids that work busily on their honey-making and dispenser-building, so upon trying to recall the Queen Medic, I came up with...
this abomination...!

Because I fed the Medic magical royal jelly , that's why!

Now he's massive, bloated, mutated, semi-mobile, egg-laying monster, and when some predatory MantiSniper tries to steal his/her eggs, you can be sure that that Aussie!Bug is a good as dead!

"But", you're asking, "where's the transformation scene?"
I forgot to draw that, all right? So you'll just have to settle for some backstory, complete with terribly vivid textual descriptions to make you wish your imagination had an erase button.

The MediCootie is a humanoid insectoid creature with a predisposition to helping people. They appear to resemble human males save for their antennae and lack of visible genital organs. What they lack in technology they make up for in resourcefulness and unusual physiology. They possess carapaces housing wings which enable them to fly wherever they're needed, dispensing strange healing mucus to the person in need. No one can be certain about their size, as some accounts record them as small as mosquito, while others record them around the size of a normal human. All that is certain about the MediCootie is its twisted eusociality and reproduction.

There are 3 main castes of MediCooties: workers, drones, laying workers, and queens. Workers are hatched from the eggs of the queen, and are the main helpers and source of healing gel. Drones are born of laying workers, and only serve to guard the queen and his/her lair. Laying workers are drone producers, producing eggs asexually and infrequently. Queens are the worker producers, ever pregnant, storming with hormones, and best left alone to the care of the experienced drones.

Brain not bleeding? Okay, let's find out what happens when a MediCootie colony needs a new queen.

When a MediCootie queen dies from natural causes or from serious injury, the strongest and most virile-looking of the MediCooties steps up to the plate, gorging on specialized healing gel produced by the laying workers. over the course of 2 weeks, the MediCootie undergoes a startling and dramatic transformation: his lower body changes into a more worm-like build, sprouting new tiny legs to permit movement to replace of his old legs; he undergoes massive mood swings, ranging from murderously furious to effeminately sensitive and tender; he also rapidly grows to massive size, requiring a change of uniform, which for one reason or another turns out to be a burgundy red satin frilly thing with a ridiculous sparkly crown on top, but don't go questioning the Queen MediCootie's fashion sense, or you're as good as dead!

Damn you, Team Fortress 2 fandom, and
HEIL QUEEN MEDIC MAGGOT-FOR-A-BUTT!!!!

Queen Medic belongs to ~Drexa
This abomination (and the MantiSniper) belongs somewhat to ~GigaCake-MmmKay
Medic proper, Sniper proper, and Team Fortress 2 (TF2) belongs to the VALVe Corporation.