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I am Balacath. Elder God. Eater of worlds. Killer of Hope. I was here when the first microbe wormed its way out the primodial soup. I will be here when the last human breathes their final breath on a dying planet. To the Perpegian Empire I was Lord of Sorrow. To the Terpidies I was the hand of Pain. To the People of Edinburgh I am Mr Dial A Bus.

I ferry the old dears to the Bingo, charity shop and even the bowling if they're feeling adventurous. Mrs Williamson from County Antrim's a right old dear, and I share her love of ABBA and a bit of Cliff Richard. Mr Carmichael from Motherwell is a good laugh (Just don't get him talking about Poles, Black People or Aberdonians. He's a bit old fashioned). Anyway, I've taken enough of your time Auntie Doris, so till next time, I remain your beloved little Squiddy-Pooh,

Balcy

P.S. Say hi to Uncle Bob for me.

Description
I am Balacath. Elder God. Eater of worlds. Killer of Hope. I was here when the first microbe wormed its way out the primodial soup. I will be here when the last human breathes their final breath on a dying planet. To the Perpegian Empire I was Lord of Sorrow. To the Terpidies I was the hand of Pain. To the People of Edinburgh I am Mr Dial A Bus.

I ferry the old dears to the Bingo, charity shop and even the bowling if they're feeling adventurous. Mrs Williamson from County Antrim's a right old dear, and I share her love of ABBA and a bit of Cliff Richard. Mr Carmichael from Motherwell is a good laugh (Just don't get him talking about Poles, Black People or Aberdonians. He's a bit old fashioned). Anyway, I've taken enough of your time Auntie Doris, so till next time, I remain your beloved little Squiddy-Pooh,

Balcy

P.S. Say hi to Uncle Bob for me.