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I'M CUMMIN' BAYACK! *Bald eagle noise*

This time around, we got...

It's getting weirder the longer it goes on.

District 1

Venger
Kan-Ra

District 2

The Monarch
T-850

District 3

Lena Oxton
A Bucket of KFC

District 4

Mandalorian-Mike
The Country Australia

District 5

BigDong677
Xenomorph67

District 6

Composite Predator
Xur of The Nine.

District 7

Clementine Oranges
Joakim

District 8

Zurg
Cory Baxter

District 9

Henry Stickmen
Robert Downy Jr.

District 10

Jesus
1 Trillion Lions

District 11

The Sun
A Stick

District 12

Burt Reynolds
Ross

3..

2..

1...

GO!

Ross from Friends finds a bag full of explosives.

Robert Downey Jr. pushes Xenomorph67 off a cliff during a knife fight.

Tracer grabs a sword.

BigDong677 retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Clementine finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

A Bucket of Chicken, Venger, Kan-Ra, and Jerry The Predator share everything they gathered before running.

The Country Australia accidently steps on a landmine.

1 Trillion Lions grabs a backpack and retreats.

The Sun takes a handful of throwing knives.

The Monarch runs into the cornucopia and hides.

T-850 finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Burt Reynolds grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

Joakim runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Cory Baxter searches on top of the cornucopia.

Xur of The Nine takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Henry Stickmen convinces Random Mandalorian to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

Jesus grabs a backpack and retreats.

Emperor Zurg retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

A Stick stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Henry Stickmen and The Sun work together for the day.

Kan-Ra makes a wooden spear.

A Bucket of Chicken receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Jerry The Predator injures himself.

The Monarch taints Robert Downey Jr.'s food, killing him.

Venger begs for 1 Trillion Lions to kill him. He refuses, keeping Venger alive.

Jesus and Cory Baxter work together for the day.

Burt Reynolds searches for firewood.

Tracer thinks about home.

Xur of The Nine thinks about home.

A Stick tries to sleep through the entire day.

BigDong677 travels to higher ground.

Clementine begs for Emperor Zurg to kill him. He refuses, keeping Clementine alive.

Ross from Friends thinks about home.

Joakim travels to higher ground.

T-850 receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

The Sun spies on T-850.

Emperor Zurg loses sight of where he is.

Burt Reynolds, A Stick, Joakim, Kan-Ra, and Jerry The Predator sleep in shifts.

Xur of The Nine receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Clementine receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Venger screams for help.

Cory Baxter receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

1 Trillion Lions sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Ross from Friends, BigDong677, Henry Stickmen, and Jesus sleep in shifts.

A Bucket of Chicken screams for help.

The Monarch unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Tracer cooks her food before putting her fire out.

Xur of The Nine makes a wooden spear.

A Bucket of Chicken discovers a cave.

Joakim dies from hunger.

A Stick remains in his hiding spot.

Jesus attacks Henry Stickmen, but he manages to escape.

Tracer, Emperor Zurg, and Venger hunt for other tributes.

BigDong677 camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Jerry The Predator thinks about home.

Kan-Ra, Cory Baxter, and Burt Reynolds get into a fight. Kan-Ra triumphantly kills them both.

1 Trillion Lions makes a slingshot.

Clementine, The Sun, and Ross from Friends hunt for other tributes.

T-850 receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Ross from Friends stays awake all night.

Tracer thinks about home.

The Sun thinks about home.

BigDong677 and Kan-Ra talk about the tributes still alive.

Emperor Zurg cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Venger cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

1 Trillion Lions attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

A Stick, T-850, Henry Stickmen, and A Bucket of Chicken tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Xur of The Nine looks at the night sky.

Jesus and Clementine talk about the tributes still alive.

Jerry The Predator cooks his food before putting his fire out.

A Stick receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

1 Trillion Lions collects fruit from a tree.

Clementine travels to higher ground.

Kan-Ra receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Tracer defeats Ross from Friends in a fight, but spares his life.

Xur of The Nine begs for Henry Stickmen to kill him. He refuses, keeping Xur of The Nine alive.

Jerry The Predator, The Sun, and Jesus hunt for other tributes.

T-850 fishes.

A Bucket of Chicken severely injures BigDong677, but puts her out of her misery.

Xur of The Nine, T-850, and 1 Trillion Lions discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Tracer and Henry Stickmen run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

A Stick cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Jesus receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Kan-Ra, The Sun, A Bucket of Chicken, and Jerry The Predator tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Ross from Friends and Clementine hold hands.

Henry Stickmen injures himself.

A Bucket of Chicken sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Clementine attacks Kan-Ra, but he manages to escape.

Tracer stalks T-850.

Jerry The Predator collects fruit from a tree.

A Stick, The Sun, and Jesus search the arena together for other tributes.

Ross from Friends kills Xur of The Nine for his supplies.

1 Trillion Lions practices his archery.

Jesus thinks about winning.

Henry Stickmen sings a song to The Sun, Jerry The Predator, and 1 Trillion Lions.

A Stick is awoken by nightmares.

Kan-Ra attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Clementine cries himself to sleep.

Tracer convinces A Bucket of Chicken not to kill her, only to kill him instead.

T-850 severely injures Ross from Friends and leaves him to die.

T-850 tries to sleep through the entire day.

The Sun poisons Jesus's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.

1 Trillion Lions runs away from Kan-Ra.

Clementine overhears A Stick and Henry Stickmen talking in the distance.

Jerry The Predator defeats Tracer in a fight, but spares her life.

A cloud of poisonous smoke starts to fill the arena.

Jerry The Predator survives.

1 Trillion Lions survives.

Henry Stickmen survives.

Tracer survives.

Kan-Ra survives.

T-850 sacrifices himself so A Stick can get away.

Clementine sacrifices himself so Jesus can get away.

Kan-Ra spies on Jerry The Predator.

A Stick lets 1 Trillion Lions into his shelter.

Jesus lets Tracer into his shelter.

Henry Stickmen stays awake all night.

A Stick, Tracer, and Jesus successfully ambush and kill Kan-Ra, 1 Trillion Lions and Henry Stickmen.

Jerry The Predator unknowingly eats toxic berries.

A Stick and Jesus hold hands.

Tracer tend to her wounds.

Jesus falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

AND WE'RE DOWN TO TWO!!

....

......

........

A Stick begs for Tracer to kill him. She reluctantly obliges, killing A Stick.

AND THE WINNER IS..

TRACER FROM DISTRICT 3.

Tropes/Awards:

The "Something stop them, please!" award (Award given to returning contestants who win): Holy shit, Tracer won't quit. After having her head bashed in by Nolan North and starving to death in previous games, the hard work has finally paid off for fiction's most adorable Cockney mercenary.

Tragic Romantic: That Stick and our Messiah really did have something going there. Then Jesus ironically drowned in a lake, and the Stick, unable to cope with his loss, begged our victor to end his misery.

Stick: "Never let me go, Christ."

EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS,
I SEE YOU,

I FEEEEEL YOU.

The Scrappy-Doo Award: Xenomorph67 was the first to die, to the surprise of absolutely nobody.

Funny Deaths:

The Country Australia accidently steps on a landmine. (Right. Of course).

Joakim dies from hunger. (DID WHAT THEY COULD! DIED WHERE THEY STOOD!)

The Sun poisons Jesus's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies. (What? How-?)

A Stick, Tracer, and Jesus successfully ambush and kill Kan-Ra, 1 Trillion Lions and Henry Stickmen. (I mean, that's a lot of lions. Like, a LOT).

A Stick begs for Tracer to kill him. She reluctantly obliges, killing A Stick. (It appears that we have broken our dear Tracer, and she is now mercy-killing inanimate objects).

Jesus falls into a frozen lake and drowns. (Did he just forget the fact that he's Jesus or something?)

Description
I'M CUMMIN' BAYACK! *Bald eagle noise*

This time around, we got...

It's getting weirder the longer it goes on.

District 1

Venger
Kan-Ra

District 2

The Monarch
T-850

District 3

Lena Oxton
A Bucket of KFC

District 4

Mandalorian-Mike
The Country Australia

District 5

BigDong677
Xenomorph67

District 6

Composite Predator
Xur of The Nine.

District 7

Clementine Oranges
Joakim

District 8

Zurg
Cory Baxter

District 9

Henry Stickmen
Robert Downy Jr.

District 10

Jesus
1 Trillion Lions

District 11

The Sun
A Stick

District 12

Burt Reynolds
Ross

3..

2..

1...

GO!

Ross from Friends finds a bag full of explosives.

Robert Downey Jr. pushes Xenomorph67 off a cliff during a knife fight.

Tracer grabs a sword.

BigDong677 retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Clementine finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

A Bucket of Chicken, Venger, Kan-Ra, and Jerry The Predator share everything they gathered before running.

The Country Australia accidently steps on a landmine.

1 Trillion Lions grabs a backpack and retreats.

The Sun takes a handful of throwing knives.

The Monarch runs into the cornucopia and hides.

T-850 finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Burt Reynolds grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

Joakim runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Cory Baxter searches on top of the cornucopia.

Xur of The Nine takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Henry Stickmen convinces Random Mandalorian to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

Jesus grabs a backpack and retreats.

Emperor Zurg retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

A Stick stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Henry Stickmen and The Sun work together for the day.

Kan-Ra makes a wooden spear.

A Bucket of Chicken receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Jerry The Predator injures himself.

The Monarch taints Robert Downey Jr.'s food, killing him.

Venger begs for 1 Trillion Lions to kill him. He refuses, keeping Venger alive.

Jesus and Cory Baxter work together for the day.

Burt Reynolds searches for firewood.

Tracer thinks about home.

Xur of The Nine thinks about home.

A Stick tries to sleep through the entire day.

BigDong677 travels to higher ground.

Clementine begs for Emperor Zurg to kill him. He refuses, keeping Clementine alive.

Ross from Friends thinks about home.

Joakim travels to higher ground.

T-850 receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

The Sun spies on T-850.

Emperor Zurg loses sight of where he is.

Burt Reynolds, A Stick, Joakim, Kan-Ra, and Jerry The Predator sleep in shifts.

Xur of The Nine receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Clementine receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Venger screams for help.

Cory Baxter receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

1 Trillion Lions sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Ross from Friends, BigDong677, Henry Stickmen, and Jesus sleep in shifts.

A Bucket of Chicken screams for help.

The Monarch unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Tracer cooks her food before putting her fire out.

Xur of The Nine makes a wooden spear.

A Bucket of Chicken discovers a cave.

Joakim dies from hunger.

A Stick remains in his hiding spot.

Jesus attacks Henry Stickmen, but he manages to escape.

Tracer, Emperor Zurg, and Venger hunt for other tributes.

BigDong677 camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Jerry The Predator thinks about home.

Kan-Ra, Cory Baxter, and Burt Reynolds get into a fight. Kan-Ra triumphantly kills them both.

1 Trillion Lions makes a slingshot.

Clementine, The Sun, and Ross from Friends hunt for other tributes.

T-850 receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Ross from Friends stays awake all night.

Tracer thinks about home.

The Sun thinks about home.

BigDong677 and Kan-Ra talk about the tributes still alive.

Emperor Zurg cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Venger cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

1 Trillion Lions attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

A Stick, T-850, Henry Stickmen, and A Bucket of Chicken tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Xur of The Nine looks at the night sky.

Jesus and Clementine talk about the tributes still alive.

Jerry The Predator cooks his food before putting his fire out.

A Stick receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

1 Trillion Lions collects fruit from a tree.

Clementine travels to higher ground.

Kan-Ra receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Tracer defeats Ross from Friends in a fight, but spares his life.

Xur of The Nine begs for Henry Stickmen to kill him. He refuses, keeping Xur of The Nine alive.

Jerry The Predator, The Sun, and Jesus hunt for other tributes.

T-850 fishes.

A Bucket of Chicken severely injures BigDong677, but puts her out of her misery.

Xur of The Nine, T-850, and 1 Trillion Lions discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Tracer and Henry Stickmen run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

A Stick cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Jesus receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Kan-Ra, The Sun, A Bucket of Chicken, and Jerry The Predator tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Ross from Friends and Clementine hold hands.

Henry Stickmen injures himself.

A Bucket of Chicken sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Clementine attacks Kan-Ra, but he manages to escape.

Tracer stalks T-850.

Jerry The Predator collects fruit from a tree.

A Stick, The Sun, and Jesus search the arena together for other tributes.

Ross from Friends kills Xur of The Nine for his supplies.

1 Trillion Lions practices his archery.

Jesus thinks about winning.

Henry Stickmen sings a song to The Sun, Jerry The Predator, and 1 Trillion Lions.

A Stick is awoken by nightmares.

Kan-Ra attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Clementine cries himself to sleep.

Tracer convinces A Bucket of Chicken not to kill her, only to kill him instead.

T-850 severely injures Ross from Friends and leaves him to die.

T-850 tries to sleep through the entire day.

The Sun poisons Jesus's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.

1 Trillion Lions runs away from Kan-Ra.

Clementine overhears A Stick and Henry Stickmen talking in the distance.

Jerry The Predator defeats Tracer in a fight, but spares her life.

A cloud of poisonous smoke starts to fill the arena.

Jerry The Predator survives.

1 Trillion Lions survives.

Henry Stickmen survives.

Tracer survives.

Kan-Ra survives.

T-850 sacrifices himself so A Stick can get away.

Clementine sacrifices himself so Jesus can get away.

Kan-Ra spies on Jerry The Predator.

A Stick lets 1 Trillion Lions into his shelter.

Jesus lets Tracer into his shelter.

Henry Stickmen stays awake all night.

A Stick, Tracer, and Jesus successfully ambush and kill Kan-Ra, 1 Trillion Lions and Henry Stickmen.

Jerry The Predator unknowingly eats toxic berries.

A Stick and Jesus hold hands.

Tracer tend to her wounds.

Jesus falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

AND WE'RE DOWN TO TWO!!

....

......

........

A Stick begs for Tracer to kill him. She reluctantly obliges, killing A Stick.

AND THE WINNER IS..

TRACER FROM DISTRICT 3.

Tropes/Awards:

The "Something stop them, please!" award (Award given to returning contestants who win): Holy shit, Tracer won't quit. After having her head bashed in by Nolan North and starving to death in previous games, the hard work has finally paid off for fiction's most adorable Cockney mercenary.

Tragic Romantic: That Stick and our Messiah really did have something going there. Then Jesus ironically drowned in a lake, and the Stick, unable to cope with his loss, begged our victor to end his misery.

Stick: "Never let me go, Christ."

EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS,
I SEE YOU,

I FEEEEEL YOU.

The Scrappy-Doo Award: Xenomorph67 was the first to die, to the surprise of absolutely nobody.

Funny Deaths:

The Country Australia accidently steps on a landmine. (Right. Of course).

Joakim dies from hunger. (DID WHAT THEY COULD! DIED WHERE THEY STOOD!)

The Sun poisons Jesus's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies. (What? How-?)

A Stick, Tracer, and Jesus successfully ambush and kill Kan-Ra, 1 Trillion Lions and Henry Stickmen. (I mean, that's a lot of lions. Like, a LOT).

A Stick begs for Tracer to kill him. She reluctantly obliges, killing A Stick. (It appears that we have broken our dear Tracer, and she is now mercy-killing inanimate objects).

Jesus falls into a frozen lake and drowns. (Did he just forget the fact that he's Jesus or something?)