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APPS UP NYGGARZ!!!

Name: Magz Magdalena “Kadaver”

Age: 17

DOB: ???

Height/Weight: Height 5’5 Weight 140lbs

Blood type: A-

History: Once upon a time there was family. A man who worked for the U.S. military, as his father and his father’s father had done for generations of his family, and woman who was a literature major in college at the time of meeting her future husband. Friendship turned into fondness which blossomed into a thrilling romance. Soon enough, rings were exchanged and the two became wed. As married people do, they made love and than had a beautiful baby girl in which they named Magdalena.
Of course…well, on those rare occasions, something happened. At the tender age of 11 the child was taught to in the ways the fight; knives, guns, hand to hand, and demolition. She LOVED demolition. The child became obsessed with it, as if fate had brought her a true love. Her parents were proud that the girl seemed to find herself a passion…until she disappeared.
Where Magdalena went? Well, she didn’t go anywhere specific but she did do…things. Magdalena decided to become a ‘terrorist’, despite that she never did anything to big. She’d only set off firecrackers in the street or cherry bombs in cop cars. She soon began to find these stupid pranks very unamusing…and so, the girl decided to take it a couple steps further by blowing up a bridge.
It was a small bridge, but it was rather high up. Magdalena, despite warning from the police and event the SWAT team blew that shit up anyway, standing in the middle to feel the full impact of the explosion. She managed to survive yet, falling towards the river below. Oddly but luckily she had landed upon a passing ship...
The next day she woke up in a cast, not remembering a thing from yesterday other than gravity hurling her down towards her potential doom. She reached for a note, and smirked as she read through it, brimming with glee. She finally found something fun for once.

Place of Birth: Peoria, Illinois

Personality: Lacks regard for life, including her own. She likes to take unnecessary risks because it’s fun, not to mention that she thinks it makes her look so cool.
Magdalena doesn’t seem to possess empathy either. If she finds you attractive she’ll tell you bluntly that the two of you should go out because “you have nice boobs”. She lacks charm in all areas and couldn’t talk her way out of a situation even if she were trained by Marie Antoinette. This is probably linked to the reason she doesn’t talk much. When saying something, her phrasing is short and to the point. She is a woman of action as oppose to words and prefers to show it as oppose to flapping her gums.

Interests: demolition, action movies, video games, your mom, your boobs, your moms boobs, your cookies

Likes: cookies, demolition, showing off, impressing people, risking her life for no good reason, PLAYBOY, PORN, your boobies, B-rate horror/ action/ sci-fi movies

Dislikes: her name, cops, male models, Edward Cullen, anything to do with vampire romance novels,

Job/Class: Bomb specialist

Other:
- She needs braces for her teeth are very crooked.

- If you didn’t get my hints, she’s a lesbian. I was about to make her Bi but I was like “Cayla, you have an ass load of gay guy characters but only one lesbian! Stop being a bescht and make another one stupeed!” and besides, her character just says =*lesbian*=

- She keeps porn and naked ladies under her bed along with a collection of B- rate movies and old horror films.

- Her back is very flexible and she tends to bend backwards when laughing. Her expressions are often times awkward and funny looking.

- She’s a manic.

- Her voice is kind of raspy, one could speculate whether she has smoked in the past or not.

- She loves junk food and it’s probably all she eats.

- She hates it when you call her by full name. don’t do it, you won’t regret it.

- If I were to describe her nationality I’d say she’s a mix of Hispanic, Chinese, Irish, American, Russian, and some other crap

- Her actual name is Magdalena Silos but she changed her last name to ‘Kadaver’ because she thought the girls would like it.

Weapon of choice: Demolition, fists

Description
APPS UP NYGGARZ!!!

Name: Magz Magdalena “Kadaver”

Age: 17

DOB: ???

Height/Weight: Height 5’5 Weight 140lbs

Blood type: A-

History: Once upon a time there was family. A man who worked for the U.S. military, as his father and his father’s father had done for generations of his family, and woman who was a literature major in college at the time of meeting her future husband. Friendship turned into fondness which blossomed into a thrilling romance. Soon enough, rings were exchanged and the two became wed. As married people do, they made love and than had a beautiful baby girl in which they named Magdalena.
Of course…well, on those rare occasions, something happened. At the tender age of 11 the child was taught to in the ways the fight; knives, guns, hand to hand, and demolition. She LOVED demolition. The child became obsessed with it, as if fate had brought her a true love. Her parents were proud that the girl seemed to find herself a passion…until she disappeared.
Where Magdalena went? Well, she didn’t go anywhere specific but she did do…things. Magdalena decided to become a ‘terrorist’, despite that she never did anything to big. She’d only set off firecrackers in the street or cherry bombs in cop cars. She soon began to find these stupid pranks very unamusing…and so, the girl decided to take it a couple steps further by blowing up a bridge.
It was a small bridge, but it was rather high up. Magdalena, despite warning from the police and event the SWAT team blew that shit up anyway, standing in the middle to feel the full impact of the explosion. She managed to survive yet, falling towards the river below. Oddly but luckily she had landed upon a passing ship...
The next day she woke up in a cast, not remembering a thing from yesterday other than gravity hurling her down towards her potential doom. She reached for a note, and smirked as she read through it, brimming with glee. She finally found something fun for once.

Place of Birth: Peoria, Illinois

Personality: Lacks regard for life, including her own. She likes to take unnecessary risks because it’s fun, not to mention that she thinks it makes her look so cool.
Magdalena doesn’t seem to possess empathy either. If she finds you attractive she’ll tell you bluntly that the two of you should go out because “you have nice boobs”. She lacks charm in all areas and couldn’t talk her way out of a situation even if she were trained by Marie Antoinette. This is probably linked to the reason she doesn’t talk much. When saying something, her phrasing is short and to the point. She is a woman of action as oppose to words and prefers to show it as oppose to flapping her gums.

Interests: demolition, action movies, video games, your mom, your boobs, your moms boobs, your cookies

Likes: cookies, demolition, showing off, impressing people, risking her life for no good reason, PLAYBOY, PORN, your boobies, B-rate horror/ action/ sci-fi movies

Dislikes: her name, cops, male models, Edward Cullen, anything to do with vampire romance novels,

Job/Class: Bomb specialist

Other:
- She needs braces for her teeth are very crooked.

- If you didn’t get my hints, she’s a lesbian. I was about to make her Bi but I was like “Cayla, you have an ass load of gay guy characters but only one lesbian! Stop being a bescht and make another one stupeed!” and besides, her character just says =*lesbian*=

- She keeps porn and naked ladies under her bed along with a collection of B- rate movies and old horror films.

- Her back is very flexible and she tends to bend backwards when laughing. Her expressions are often times awkward and funny looking.

- She’s a manic.

- Her voice is kind of raspy, one could speculate whether she has smoked in the past or not.

- She loves junk food and it’s probably all she eats.

- She hates it when you call her by full name. don’t do it, you won’t regret it.

- If I were to describe her nationality I’d say she’s a mix of Hispanic, Chinese, Irish, American, Russian, and some other crap

- Her actual name is Magdalena Silos but she changed her last name to ‘Kadaver’ because she thought the girls would like it.

Weapon of choice: Demolition, fists