Tzryylon5 [2017-03-13 11:13:07 +0000 UTC]
Human: Whoa... who are you, traveler?
Slayer: I am a hunter. a slayer of Dredge.
Human: Neat, what's a dredge? I've never heard of them before!
Slayer: Disgusting, foul beasts. You're lucky you've never met one face-to-face.
Human: Are they that bad?
Slayer: That and worse. The things I've seen... you wouldn't believe your photoreceptor organs.
Human: Oh, my... so, how do you kill them?
Slayer: I create this blade of pure plasma energy, and rip them asunder.
Human: Wow... plasma, though? Like, the same stuff plasma cannons use?
Slayer: ... plasma whats?
Human: Plasma cannons. You know, long-range directed energy guns.
Slayer: ... those are things?
Human: Well... yeah.
Slayer: ...
Human: ... so... how long have you-
Slayer: TWENTY F*CKING YEARS I AND NOW I LEARN I NEVER HAD TO GET CLOSE TO ONE OF THOSE SMELLY MOTHERF*CKERS F*CKING DAMN IT
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