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Your name is SOLDUX PRIKAM. *leftmost fantroll in the picture*

You are always bulge-deep in AQUATIC KNOWLEDGE, and you know everything from a BLUE WHALE'S AVERAGE DICK SIZE to the CURRENT POPULATION OF PUFFERFISH. You are an ARTIST, but almost nobody knows this because you never post your art anywhere out of FEAR OF CRITICISM. Despite this, you think your art is the shit, when in reality it COULD BE BETTER. You have helpless ANGER ISSUES and you have a bad lack of SELF CONTROL. You have OVERWHELMING BLACKROM FEELINGS towards a member of the Ampora family, and you have trouble seeing because of your HAZY EYESIGHT.

You have just finished sharpening your weapon of choice, HOOKKIND, and you are preparing to enter your medium, The LAND OF ART AND SHADOW, LOAAS, to defeat some monsters. Despite being an AQUATIC GENIUS, you are still quite PHONE-ADDICTED and you bring your device everywhere. Your trolltag is soloAngel and you tend to type !n a way that makes you seem more ca1m and pat!ent than you tru1y happen to be.

What will you do?

Description
Your name is SOLDUX PRIKAM. *leftmost fantroll in the picture*

You are always bulge-deep in AQUATIC KNOWLEDGE, and you know everything from a BLUE WHALE'S AVERAGE DICK SIZE to the CURRENT POPULATION OF PUFFERFISH. You are an ARTIST, but almost nobody knows this because you never post your art anywhere out of FEAR OF CRITICISM. Despite this, you think your art is the shit, when in reality it COULD BE BETTER. You have helpless ANGER ISSUES and you have a bad lack of SELF CONTROL. You have OVERWHELMING BLACKROM FEELINGS towards a member of the Ampora family, and you have trouble seeing because of your HAZY EYESIGHT.

You have just finished sharpening your weapon of choice, HOOKKIND, and you are preparing to enter your medium, The LAND OF ART AND SHADOW, LOAAS, to defeat some monsters. Despite being an AQUATIC GENIUS, you are still quite PHONE-ADDICTED and you bring your device everywhere. Your trolltag is soloAngel and you tend to type !n a way that makes you seem more ca1m and pat!ent than you tru1y happen to be.

What will you do?