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Saw this on the first page of a Mass Effect demotivation forum.
Best publicity I ever got.
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I have fought Krogan Warlords, crazed former Specters, a Yahg, the Collectors, and more Geth than I care to count. The galaxy's most feared warriors answer only to me, and the Reapers themselves whisper my name with hate and terror in their synthetic voices. I have stared death in the face a thousand times, and returned from it once.
I am Commander Shepard, and Zaeed Massani absolutely TERRIFIES me.
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that's the greatest thing i've heard
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I think my best option would be to die of fear before he gets to me. T-T
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Damn fools never learn... stay the hell away from that gun!!!!
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Zaeed Grunt and Garrus are probably my top favorites so that just made my day man.
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No problem dude! Glad to make you smile!
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All I could think about while playing his loyalty mission was 'Starman' by David Bowie . . .
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First thing i thought was "Jessie, don't call Stirn."
Which is funny, cuz Zaeed calling his gun Jessie reminds me of Jayne and Vera.
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Well, everything has a reference, doesn't it?
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Her thats it she touched your gun *runs away now*
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Dude, sorry to disappoint, but don't let the avatar fool you!
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Yeah I know I am just freaking out on way to much coffee I have a Dead Space Marathon and I can't sleep through it like last time.
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Yeah, I know how that feels. That game freaked me the hell out!
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How so? I mean Mass Effect was fun now if you wanted freaky I suggest Dead Space that thing is horrid.
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That's what I mean. Dead Space scared the shit out of me. My reaction to my first 'morph?
CLOSE THE DOOR ISAAC! CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!!
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Oh yeah that one gave me a jump how about the Tentacles? God the first time one grabbed me damn near lept out of my seat.
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Well, the demo videos prepared me for the experience but I still had no idea where they were 
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I got dragged down a hole. My favorite Death was from the little Head with tentacles they are awesome.
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That one freaked me the hell out! Makes me shiver just thinking about it! Isaac's last thought would be seeing his own body walk away!
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Yeah I also got freaked out by the other people you find, they mostly kill themselves second later but still they are so freaking creepy..
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That woman who blows her head off after laughing maniacally? I can't wait to see what they do in DS2!
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Well for one I heard its a Space Colony so the Ishimura in size comparison is about 10% of the size of this Colony and Issac gets jet boots.
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Well, it's Titan that we're on, which was the first Planet Crack evah, so that's a big deal. I think it's much larger than 90% the size of the Ishimura I think! There's trains!
Seriously psyched for the sequel!
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Yeah I am happy for this I am hoping for new enemies and actual allies thats don't die and people who wil help you and not hide and make you do the work... though its kinda funny ^_^
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Wouldn't be a horror game without some cowardly jerk making you do all their work whilst some monster is chewing on their ass off-screen.
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Yeah true kinda why Resident Evil 5 wasn't as scary as normal also they need small spaces horror games are nothing with cramped spaces and monsters.
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It wasn't me it was him....... *points at author*
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Run! Run for your life! Run and hide for twenty years!
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