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Description This is a relatable problem. If not, you have too many servants.
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warp2002 [2012-02-24 23:49:38 +0000 UTC]

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yes master....dishes...

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ChapterAquila92 [2012-02-24 14:57:49 +0000 UTC]

First the veloci-toaster, and now this? Get a Mr Handy. LOL

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DLDracoRex [2012-02-24 04:18:33 +0000 UTC]

That would be worth any amount of money, just because it's cooler than a dishwasher.

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rocet306 [2012-02-24 03:21:23 +0000 UTC]

I wonder whether it will be better or worse than a normal dishwasher...

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Alianna013 [2012-02-23 16:41:27 +0000 UTC]

But hasn't that already been done? The dishwasher that rules the underworld XD

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Gimiglider [2012-02-23 14:19:58 +0000 UTC]

If you want to make kids and people in school happier though, mark, you should build a homework finishing machine XD

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Davichu In reply to Gimiglider [2012-02-24 23:10:12 +0000 UTC]

Or even better, a machine that transmits knowledge straight to the brain!

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Cervelet In reply to Gimiglider [2012-02-24 07:55:18 +0000 UTC]

hardest part? making it able to correctly read the questions (the children who need such a robot often have the worst handwriting)

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Incertus984 [2012-02-23 13:42:07 +0000 UTC]

I somehow make so many dirty dishes I am convinced I have a gremlin living with me helping make them. I do dishes nearly every day too!

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jakeroo123 [2012-02-23 13:13:38 +0000 UTC]

Or not enough dishes.

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Emillie-Wolf [2012-02-23 12:58:03 +0000 UTC]

Ah ! Ces américains technocrates...

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Cervelet In reply to Emillie-Wolf [2012-02-24 07:54:03 +0000 UTC]

La Nasa avait travaillé à un stylo à bille spécial capable d'écrire dans l'espace. Une cartouche de gaz y pousse l'encre, on peu ainsi écrire sans gravitation!

...pendant ce temps-là les russes utilisaient des crayons.

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Emillie-Wolf In reply to Cervelet [2012-02-24 08:33:00 +0000 UTC]

^^
Chez moi c'est pareil. Tout le monde utilise des Ipods ultra perfectionnés qui ont une batterie de deux heures d'autonomie et qui deviennent obsolète au bout d'un an.
...pendant ce temps-là, j'écoute mes disques sur un phonographe qui n'utilise pas une goutte de courant et qui, quand il est en panne, peut être réparé soi-même avec les moyens du bord.

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Cervelet In reply to Emillie-Wolf [2012-02-25 10:57:26 +0000 UTC]

Ipod shuffle de 2006. Parce que les écrans, c'est pour les tapettes

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Oy19 [2012-02-23 12:04:01 +0000 UTC]

Clearly having never heard of a dishwasher.

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Vuldari In reply to Oy19 [2012-02-24 02:11:32 +0000 UTC]

My Thoughts Exactly.

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Orr8571 In reply to Oy19 [2012-02-23 15:11:09 +0000 UTC]

True but this being Mark we can expect a mecha with a dishcloth...

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Oy19 In reply to Orr8571 [2012-02-23 16:02:43 +0000 UTC]

Which is a vast improvement over a boring square machine.

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Orr8571 In reply to Oy19 [2012-02-23 23:08:46 +0000 UTC]

Depends... Boring has a way of doing the job far better than mecha...

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Oy19 In reply to Orr8571 [2012-02-24 00:54:08 +0000 UTC]

Better, maybe, but not as awesome!

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GJTProductions In reply to Oy19 [2012-02-23 13:46:26 +0000 UTC]

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Oy19 In reply to GJTProductions [2012-02-23 16:02:13 +0000 UTC]

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Zykedragon [2012-02-23 11:10:57 +0000 UTC]

A veeery original idea.

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