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Published: 2008-01-19 17:24:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 4757; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 113
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Just a bit of Star Trek silliness.The text reads:
WARNING!
This system has performed an
illegal operation! You will
be held for questioning and
possible punishment!
YOU WILL COMPLY!
(Both buttons say 'YES', by the way. Klingon efficiency in action!)
Klingons and STAR TREK copyright CBS-Viacom-Paramount
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They'll still find you. They're Klingons, after all.
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And I wink of human--assuming I am human.
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Haha, that is awesome! I'm personally trying to teach myself Klingon and Vulcan in my spare time [which I have very little of, unfortunately 
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That's not really Klingon! That's English transliterated into Klingon!
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(Gruff and loud) Aah, just go search for the real Klingon alphabet.
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A real Klingon would, at this point, pick up the computer and smash it to pieces.
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True...
"'Warning'?! I am a KLINGON! That's ALL the 'warning' that is needed!"
*SMASH*
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Great warning, and great picture!
BTW, the current rights holder of Star Trek is CBS Studios-just a little FYI for next time.
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Thanks.
Oh, and I know; I just like being a smart-ass about it.
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So this is what a Klingon computer is like, you should make a picture of the OS.
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I think I just might have to do that.
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Sounds fun, I wonder what people's reaction would be to the Klingon desktop or web browser?
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I'd love to try and put one on a laptop at Costco or Target sometime.
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That would be hilarious, no make a custom Klingon OS and then sell the laptop to a used computer store. The customer's reaction would be hilarious.. then again an idea like that could make a shitload of money on Ebay and get you on the news.
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And have it scream in Klingon, whenever they tun the sound on:
"COMPUTER IS ON, YOU UNWORTHY Ha'DIbaH!"
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That would scare somebody shitless, especially some old guy. Somebody's grandpa goes in buying a computer from the discount bin, and when they first turn it on you hear some sort of anthem and then this happens [link]
That old man be having a heart attack!
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I especially love the Targ test pattern.
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Yeah, it's a hilarious video.. though Kor didn't have ridges, being an augment an all.
He had them in the AU though, he also led the fleet that captured Nero.
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Ah, Klingons....is there anything they CAN'T do?
I'm curious to see what's going got happen in the new movie....I've heard rumors of both the Klingons and Khan showing up...
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Wow, I really need to take the time to learn Klingon. How can I be a real geek without it. I don't deserved to be called a trekkie! Oh well LOL.
Nice work. I didn't realize Klingon computers such as much as ours do.
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OMG I managed to read it without looking at the translation O_O
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I thought you spoke Klingon for real...
Still, great window
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The fact that the Klingon letters fit perfectly well with the English words'?
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I've two; one for use, and the other's put away (with Michael Dorn's signature on it).
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Yep. 
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Thank you! You agree Enterprise KILLED the Star Trek reputation! And Scott Bakula's, for that matter.
When it comes to aliens, Voyager was best. TNG rocks for all time, though. 
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He's Data-rific!
I had such high hopes for ENTERPRISE; I'll admit, I do like it more now, than when it was originally on; but, I still have major gripes about it!
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Yeah! I mean, they were like "Let's have them meet the Ferangi for the first time!" "But first contact with the Ferengi was made in TNG!" "Well, we'll cheat!"
Pretty much the entire basis for the show. They should've had Trekkies make it.
And yes, he is Data-rific!
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I'm praying like you can't believe, that the new movie doesn't suck...
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