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thetrueCrystalVixen [2019-04-08 03:47:21 +0000 UTC]
Where do rat tails come from? Like what genius place did the rat tail originate from? (I have a brother who had one for several years in his childhood, due to his idolization of our mother's boyfriend. He was a bogan, the Australian equivalent of a redneck).
P.s/fun fact: George Lucas was originally going to call Jedi 'Bogan' instead, which is just funny on principle. Spiritual warriors suddenly wearing thongs/flip-flops, wife beaters, sunburnt and screaming a holler of terror at Sith for messing up their beer time.
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Chelonianmobile [2018-08-10 20:06:55 +0000 UTC]
"OH NO I SQUASHED THE CAT"
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Midnights-Starlight [2018-07-17 01:36:44 +0000 UTC]
I was lucky enough to be raised with all sorts of weird critters, so I never had that kind of scare XD poor guy
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Hallowedlady [2018-07-15 18:38:36 +0000 UTC]
That cat has seen things.
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Riviellan [2018-07-13 14:58:58 +0000 UTC]
THAT. IS. AWESOME!
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BadCowboy69 [2018-07-13 14:40:21 +0000 UTC]
lol and this is why i hardly let anyone visit me
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foxred1988 [2018-07-12 20:56:45 +0000 UTC]
XDDDDD
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ElectricGecko [2018-07-12 19:24:03 +0000 UTC]
I am of the opinion that Vik's dad lived in a perfect world before this discovery. There should only be one kind of cat. Persians are frightening abominations to the Cat Goddess.
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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to ElectricGecko [2018-07-13 00:41:16 +0000 UTC]
A world of Communist Czechia but indeed one that did not include Persian cats.
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ElectricGecko In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2018-07-13 00:45:17 +0000 UTC]
Well, it might not have been a perfect world, but it was perfectly devoid of Persian cats. And even partial perfection is to be admired.
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derby80 [2018-07-12 12:51:40 +0000 UTC]
The thing about cats is funny, but vik's dad with a mullet/rattail kinda steals the show for me...
I recall the first time I ever heard a Russian blue, at a friend's house, in the middle of the night. I honestly thought the house was being haunted by a malevolent baby ghost for a few seconds.
Cats are weird. I like them, but that don't make 'em 'normal'...
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VikJones In reply to derby80 [2018-07-12 13:06:11 +0000 UTC]
Dude, he was tall and skinny AND balding already at that age, and had this fluffy black hair and skinny long rat tail. I still have pictures. Best thing ever.
Communistic Czechoslovakia. All cats were just the typical house cat type, but his friend's parents were in the commie party and were rich, cat was imported from the former NDR. I'd be dumbfounded too, 'cause I mean, look at it. It doesn't look like a cat. More like Ewok or something.
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derby80 In reply to VikJones [2018-07-13 10:46:43 +0000 UTC]
Hmm... Calling it an ewok is kinda insulting to ewoks... It looks like the team america/matt Damon puppet version of an ewok.
Like a strange genetic hybrid of a cat, a troll, and a cranky old man... With the cat part added as an afterthought.
There's an 'ugliness hump' I have to get over before I can think of such animals as pets... For some, it is species-wide, like snakes and iguanas and other reptiles (they may actually be beautiful, but never, ever cute, cuddly, and lovable)... Dogs and cats get a lot more leeway.
Unfortunately for Persians, it looks as though they got caught between the front tire and the ugly hump. Still mammals, though, so that's a win for them!
Also, rich communists. Funny shit right there!
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Coron-Whiteback [2018-07-12 12:23:14 +0000 UTC]
Squashed face breeds like 'purebred' Persians are honesty ugly little creatures. I'd take a Sphynx over them any day.
Now Doll-Face Persians are honestly adorable and there needs to be more of them.
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Girlysprite [2018-07-12 10:12:21 +0000 UTC]
Well to be fair, persians are ugly mofo's and an affront to nature itself.
I think they must have been beautiful cats once. And then overbreeding happened until their tongue stuck out their mouths, they went crosseyed and couldn't breathe properly anymore.
Dear breeders; persians are supposed to have a nose that sticks out!
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Girlysprite In reply to HigherGlassFeline [2018-07-13 07:26:36 +0000 UTC]
Oh the race guidelines prescribe a flat nose, but cats don't have naturally stump noses. I mean that the breeding guidelines are beyond stupid. A nose pushed into the face is a recipe for many many healthproblems.
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HigherGlassFeline In reply to Girlysprite [2018-07-13 11:35:14 +0000 UTC]
But Still,They Have A Very Clingy Personality,And Their Literally A Long Haired Exotic
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