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blueharuka β Screw yo 'Cute charm'
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Published: 2014-09-08 18:52:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 17267; Favourites: 299; Downloads: 36
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Fuck you and yo 'Cute charm' shit. ain't nobody got time for that...This was originally meant to be longer, but I thought it'd be funnier to leave it like this. XD
Aside from the fact that Razzle doesn't discriminate in a fight, I wanted to show off yet another little something for the whole world of TLS.
everyone remembers the horrors of battling Whitney and her Miltank right? remember how she would always manage to use Attract on you at the very start of the battle to keep you infatuated with her and prevent you from fighting back so she could Rollout-spam you?
Unfortunately, that can still happen. but things work differently for some Pokemon...
Pokemon that are already madly in love with another cannot be affected by the moves Attract and Captivate or even the ability, Cute charm.
The reason being is that when Attract/Cute charm is in use, the user releases pheromones from their bodies that make them irresistible to the opposite sex, basically turning the opponent into a lovestruck puppet for the user. but this is only when the foe is not attracted to anyone else. when a Pokemon has already bonded with another, the scent of their mates stick with them permanently. so the pheromones of an Attract/Cute charm user will not only fail to attract the foe, but will also smell incredibly foul to the already hitched opponent.
That Lopunny is gonna need some dental care later on.
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Good thing owo wasnβt s big of a thing yet when this was made
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I feel like this is a good look into what happens when a PokΓ©mon is not interested in romance status effects, even if Razz has his own reason. I myself find no romantic interest in anything or anyone.
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Me: *small voice* wow what an 4ssh0l3 o3o
XD poor lopunny
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This happened to me on Platinum.. I fought some trainer (NOT WIFI OR ONLINE THINGS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) and he had female Lopunny and i had male Infernape. Lopunny activated her Cute Charm and then my Infernape fell in love. I still defeated it.
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When I first saw this I thought razzle was a girl XD
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Nothing warms your spiritsΒ quiteΒ like seeing a lopunny getting slugged in the face like a damn fool. 
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I see you played Fire Red on the game boy advance.
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Actually, no, I haven't just yet.
(I was one of those kids unlucky enough to grow up without a GBA or even a regular GB)
Though I really would like to play it one day if I could find a good ROM/ emulator version.
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Attract doesn't work on the same gender either.
Nor does it ever work when Cryogonal uses it.
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Why dafuq...
HOW DOES CRYOGONAL KNOW THAT!?
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...Beats me. Imagine understanding a feeling that you're incapable of feeling.
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Great scientific explication :3 It makes sense.
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Β lopunny used Attract. But It failed.lopunny: Oh F*** Im ded
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"What did the pawpads say to the face?..."
*SMACK!*
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except good wittle ol' razzle dazzle (come at me! i'm already making plans for a guitar sword that plays a note when the blade hits something!) isn't exactly hitched.
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Miserably hard. XD
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Strangely I imagine Marcus Fenix's Voice from Gears of war for Razzle XD
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What a punch! I really like your theory behind Attract and Cute Charm, it makes a lot of sense
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Yep!Β
Razz usually doesn't let gender issues bother him in a fight. XD
I dunno, one day I started reminiscing about the time I had to fight Whitney and her god awful Miltank and I just thought;
"What about Pokemon that are already in love?"
and so I came up with this.
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beating Whitney was no problem for me, I'd just troll her with a female rock pokemon! X3
lol poor Lopunny
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Oh man I remember Whitney and her Miltank. Used to drive me crazy! Hehe this comic amuses me
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Aw, she's alright. ^^
most likely they hugged afterward.
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I can't get enough of your awesome pokemon move headcanons.
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Thank you!Β
It takes a lot of time to think them up, but it's tons of fun and almost always worth it in the end.
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Yep!
And seeing as how much force he put in that punch, that shows exactly how much he loves her. XD
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Their story is kinda cute
I do think the same abot the effects of this spell on pokemon already in love. 
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