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Published: 2017-03-01 01:32:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 1169; Favourites: 106; Downloads: 4
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EDIT 6: I'm making animated shorts of all of these stories!  You can try out here!
www.castingcall.club/projects/…

EDIT 5: I spelled "conversation" wrong in the last part and I'm too lazy to fix it so just know I acknowledge the typo's existence

EDIT 4: How did this get almost 100 views in one day?  Are people really that interested?  Crazy my dude

EDIT 3: The links that are blue are clickable!  This rounds the story off.

EDIT 2: I fixed the page prob

EDIT: I'll try to fix the extra pages?  Wtf even happened?



"How do you have so many watchers?" "How are you so cool?" "How do you have a fanbase?" Whoa, hold on there. Fanbase? Yes, these are real comments by real users that I screenshoted and laughed about. What kind of fanbase would I even have?

I digress. I took seven weeks to work on this book (?) for you guys to: 1) stop with your questions: 2) give you insight to just the kind of person I am and: 3) show you Megan, not octosexbang.

I spent so long on this and literally if you don't read this after the time I took I'll murder you.



just gonna silently tag everyone on my fam list


Also I want to thank , , and for the artwork I used here!

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Comments: 49

llyly [2017-07-26 13:04:33 +0000 UTC]

Nice xD

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blewbyboy In reply to llyly [2017-07-26 16:30:35 +0000 UTC]

Aaa tysm xD

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GrayMeows [2017-07-12 04:36:54 +0000 UTC]

OMG OCTO DID YOU SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE (bullys grade 5)
edit: btw i love you! and your content! <3 :3

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blewbyboy In reply to GrayMeows [2017-07-12 04:38:58 +0000 UTC]

YES

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GrayMeows In reply to blewbyboy [2017-07-12 05:00:19 +0000 UTC]

OMG DID THEY DO ANYTHING

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blewbyboy In reply to GrayMeows [2017-07-12 05:00:31 +0000 UTC]

N O

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GrayMeows In reply to blewbyboy [2017-07-12 05:17:01 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL NOW I HATE PEOPLE I DONT EVEN KNOOOOW!
btw im so sorry for what happened!

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blewbyboy In reply to GrayMeows [2017-07-12 05:18:38 +0000 UTC]

tis alright, everything's good now ;3

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GrayMeows In reply to blewbyboy [2017-07-12 05:19:59 +0000 UTC]

<3<3<3

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GrayMeows In reply to GrayMeows [2017-07-12 05:20:36 +0000 UTC]

lol you up all night to or am i just not sleepy

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LavandereFox [2017-06-18 16:43:58 +0000 UTC]

I read the whole thing and I fucking love it.Please make more!
lol gata in romanian means enough,just thought I'd say that

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blewbyboy In reply to LavandereFox [2017-06-18 16:54:11 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much, this means a lot!

and LMFAO does it really?  That's so funny

Gata is gata x'D

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LavandereFox In reply to blewbyboy [2017-06-18 19:02:34 +0000 UTC]

yeap,I laughed my ass off when I saw that XD

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Black-Sweater [2017-05-28 11:24:22 +0000 UTC]

duude this is a good read ^^

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blewbyboy In reply to Black-Sweater [2017-06-06 21:50:32 +0000 UTC]

*late af*
Thank you!

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Black-Sweater In reply to blewbyboy [2017-06-07 00:41:56 +0000 UTC]

hahah it's all good bruh <3

you're welcome ^3^ <3
goood shiet~

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Jacbocford [2017-03-15 12:03:03 +0000 UTC]

EVERYTIME I READ THIS YOUR SELF MODEL LOOKS AT ME LIKE

"R U REALLY GONNA READ THIS "

AND IM LIKE 

YES

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blewbyboy In reply to Jacbocford [2017-03-15 14:08:06 +0000 UTC]

XD

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cameko-code [2017-03-02 09:08:00 +0000 UTC]

octosexbang  - hamilton rewritten

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blewbyboy In reply to cameko-code [2017-03-02 21:05:15 +0000 UTC]

You're saying I copied off of that dumbass play, or saying it's good?  Idk.

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cameko-code In reply to blewbyboy [2017-03-03 02:05:15 +0000 UTC]

was a joke about the federalist papers which hamilton wrote 51 essays in
not about the musicial

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blewbyboy In reply to cameko-code [2017-03-03 04:29:10 +0000 UTC]

OH okay
See you're talking to someone that made a 100 in advanced world history then I got to American history and made a "sympathy C" meaning he bumped my grade up

I just really hate APUSH XD

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cameko-code In reply to blewbyboy [2017-03-03 20:58:46 +0000 UTC]

hey thats pretty good

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blewbyboy In reply to cameko-code [2017-03-04 00:34:06 +0000 UTC]

i hate apush help me cameko ; - ;

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cameko-code In reply to blewbyboy [2017-03-04 01:03:10 +0000 UTC]

i wish i could ; - ;

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blewbyboy In reply to cameko-code [2017-03-04 02:42:15 +0000 UTC]

;  -  ;

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Jacbocford [2017-03-01 21:49:11 +0000 UTC]

YES WHY ARENT I ON THE FAM LIST

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blewbyboy In reply to Jacbocford [2017-03-01 21:55:15 +0000 UTC]

YES YOU ARE YOU'RE UNDER TWIN

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Jacbocford In reply to blewbyboy [2017-03-01 22:00:50 +0000 UTC]

OOPS

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blewbyboy In reply to Jacbocford [2017-03-01 22:01:33 +0000 UTC]

x"d

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MabelSyrupX [2017-03-01 03:25:36 +0000 UTC]

I CAN'T READ IT



LIKE IT WON'T LET ME




CURSE U TABLET

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blewbyboy In reply to MabelSyrupX [2017-03-01 03:27:55 +0000 UTC]

WILL IT NOT SUPPORT PDF?

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MabelSyrupX In reply to blewbyboy [2017-03-01 03:52:42 +0000 UTC]

NO. AAAAGGGHHHHHHHH I'M SORRY

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blewbyboy In reply to MabelSyrupX [2017-03-01 03:53:01 +0000 UTC]

WHAT TABLET IS IT

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MabelSyrupX In reply to blewbyboy [2017-03-01 04:02:16 +0000 UTC]

IPAD AIR GENERATION 5 I THINK.


NO IT'S JUST AN IPAD AIR (sorry I just really wanna read this)

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blewbyboy In reply to MabelSyrupX [2017-03-01 04:03:45 +0000 UTC]

OK IT'S COOL THERE SHOULD BE LIKE A LITTLE SQUARE W AN ARROW AT THE TOP AND CLICK THAT AND "Open in iBooks"

OR DL THE PDF AND OPEN IN IBOOKS

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MabelSyrupX In reply to blewbyboy [2017-03-01 11:46:47 +0000 UTC]

I FIGURED IT OUT OML

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blewbyboy In reply to MabelSyrupX [2017-03-01 16:11:10 +0000 UTC]

YAY

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CoffeeLexi [2017-03-01 02:38:54 +0000 UTC]

This one of the most amazing books ever. You fought your way to the top and you made it there <3.


tHE BUMPER STICKERS HNGGG

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blewbyboy In reply to CoffeeLexi [2017-03-01 02:40:01 +0000 UTC]

aw omg thank you <3

i kNOW I WAS DYING

"SPELL FOR GIANT BUTT"

DID YOU READ THE CASTING INSTRUCTIONS I WAS WHEEZING

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CoffeeLexi In reply to blewbyboy [2017-03-01 02:46:55 +0000 UTC]

aaa anytime <3

oMG YES 

"each cheek the size of the sheep"

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blewbyboy In reply to CoffeeLexi [2017-03-01 02:48:53 +0000 UTC]

I'M DEAD

DID YOU READ THE LAST ONE?  THIS HAPPENED TODAY AND I THOUGHT IW AS GETTING ARRESTED XD

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CoffeeLexi In reply to blewbyboy [2017-03-01 02:51:52 +0000 UTC]

aAA YES

dID ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN AFTER THAT? HNGG

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blewbyboy In reply to CoffeeLexi [2017-03-01 02:55:24 +0000 UTC]

ONE AMBULANCE

ONE FIRE TRUCK

TWO POLICE CARS

AND A HAIR TUG

YE S X"D

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CoffeeLexi In reply to blewbyboy [2017-03-01 02:56:32 +0000 UTC]

oH MAN

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blewbyboy In reply to CoffeeLexi [2017-03-01 02:57:31 +0000 UTC]

AND MR. BANDDIRECTOR WAS LIKE TALKING TO THE COP AND JUST X"D

"Is anything wrong?"
"Yeah, can you fix these two m o r o n s?" XD

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MabelSyrupX [2017-03-01 01:36:51 +0000 UTC]

I pronise I'll read it

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blewbyboy In reply to MabelSyrupX [2017-03-01 01:37:13 +0000 UTC]

Aw, thanks ; w ;

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MabelSyrupX In reply to blewbyboy [2017-03-01 01:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Anytime, octo. Anytime.

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