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Naruto styyyyyyyyyyyyyyyle

1. kakashi
2.kisame
3. haku
4. hidan
5. naruto
6.zabuza
7.kakuzu
8. tobi
9. itachi
10.sasuke
11. iruka
12. kabuto

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1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
KabutoXKakashi... they look like they're related, and the emotional aspect of the relationship would be seriously stunted

2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top?
ZabuzaXHaku (i swear I didn't rig that) can you imagine Haku being in top? In ANY relationship? Zabuza

3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
KisameXSasuke crack... definitely crack. The only reason Kisame would consider Sasuke would be to replace Itachi

4. Is 4 het or slash better?
Hidan slash is for the win... he's not really a 'het' charactor, maybe with Tayuya

5. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
NarutoXIruka no, but I've seen it... and avoided it.

6. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8(ate) 9 (Baaaad joke . . . >.>
Zabuza is afraid of Kakuzu, because Kakuzu ate Itachi...
...wow...

7. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Tobi would cosplayyyyyyyy... Deidara-sempai!

8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Kakashi would need to chug a lot of beer to have a go at Kabuto, or he could just be trying to get info out of Kabuto through seduction (this wouldn't work)

9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
ZabuzaXhaku, or KisameXHaku? Haku wants to have them both, but if made to choose he'd like Zabuza please

10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Zabuza and Kakuzu go fishing (Kisame hunting) together? I think Kakuzu would try to get the bounty for Zabuza (after they get the bounty for Kisame)

11. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Kisame and Sasuke huh...
I dunno, but I'd love to see them switch (like in Freaky Friday)

12. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
Haku and Iruka are doing s & m?... welcome to the Twilight Zone...
sadistic Haku

13. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
KakuzuXKabuto?
This is Halloween (XD)

14. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
there is no evidence of KisameXHidan... thank jashin

15. How hot would 7/3 be?
KakuzuXHaku? Pretty hot if done right,

16. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
If Kakuzu walked in on KISAME AND TOBI (*diez*), he'd probably take pictures and blackmail Kisame.

17. What's 1's secret kink?
Kakashi likes acting out scenes from Icha Icha

18. How about 6?
Zabuza likes crossdressers

19. Or perhaps 10?
Sasuke's into emotional torture

20. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
KakashiXHakuXNaruto; "Kakashi's Shotas"

21. How about 2/4/6?
KisameXHidanXZabuza; "Simply Criminal" (ooooh sexy title)

22. Or even 7/8/9?
KakuzuXTobiXItachi; "Sadistic, Bipolar, and Legally Blind" (I couldn't think of one X3)

23. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

Kakashi has a relationship with Zabuza, but secretly wants Kisame. Zabuza knows this, and breaks up with Kakashi to go pursue Haku, who likes Iruka. Iruka is with Sasuke, however Sasuke is cheating on Iruka with Tobi. Tobi finds out, and cheats with Kakuzu, who is in turn, cheating on Hidan. Kakashi pursues Kisame, who had just broken up with Naruto, Who's now after Itachi. Kakashi gives up on this, and ends up with Kabuto, while Zabuza finally ends up with Haku.

this messed up situation contains; ZabuzaXKakashi, KakashiXKisame, ZabuzaXHaku (yay ^-^), HakuXIruka, IrukaXSasuke, SasukeXTobi, KakuzuXTobi, KakuzuXHidan, KisameXNaruto, NarutoXItachi, and KakashiXKabuto... WTF? really bad soap opera -_-

24. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperadoes, and such.
ZabuzaXKakuzu "The Bandit and The Bounty Hunter" Duh, XD

25. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
If TobiXKakashi became canon I would; believe in the 'Tobito' theory

26. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
KisameXItachi? Kisame would top (btw W00T for Kisaita)

27. What if it was 3 and 9?
HakuXItachi, Itachi would probably top

28. 4 and 9?
HidanXItachi? Hidan

29. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

30. Or 2 het?
I read it once... KisameXHinata = crack!

31. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
NarutoXItachi... *doesn't ship them but will (sort of) try her best*

"Sasukeeeeeeeeeeeee" Naruto yelled as he glomped a long haired uchiha,
"where?!" the glomped Itachi asked while searching for his glasses. Startled be the unfamiliar voice Naruto looked at the man under him more closely--
"huh? You're not Sasuke?"
"No, I'm not, I'm his brother" he murmured seeming somewhat annoyed. He whipped out a pair of handcupps "but you are the Kyuubi kid," and he began to fight to get the handcuffs around the blond's wrists. They struggled as Naruto put up a wild fight, and when the dust cleared they were accidentally chained together-- the key nowhere to be found...

32. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
KisameXItachiXKakuzu.. hmm

After a particularly large lovers quarrel Itachi finds that he can relate to Kakuzu better than he can to Kisame. He loves Kisame but is continually tempted be the tall man who he has so much in commen with.

33. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
Haku is crossplaying in a schoolgirl's outfit, Kakuzu is dressed as an insane surgeon

34. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
IrukaXKabuto I've seen fanfiction of it,

35. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
The mangaka; Kishimoto

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Naruto styyyyyyyyyyyyyyyle

1. kakashi
2.kisame
3. haku
4. hidan
5. naruto
6.zabuza
7.kakuzu
8. tobi
9. itachi
10.sasuke
11. iruka
12. kabuto

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1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
KabutoXKakashi... they look like they're related, and the emotional aspect of the relationship would be seriously stunted

2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top?
ZabuzaXHaku (i swear I didn't rig that) can you imagine Haku being in top? In ANY relationship? Zabuza

3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
KisameXSasuke crack... definitely crack. The only reason Kisame would consider Sasuke would be to replace Itachi

4. Is 4 het or slash better?
Hidan slash is for the win... he's not really a 'het' charactor, maybe with Tayuya

5. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
NarutoXIruka no, but I've seen it... and avoided it.

6. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8(ate) 9 (Baaaad joke . . . >.>
Zabuza is afraid of Kakuzu, because Kakuzu ate Itachi...
...wow...

7. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Tobi would cosplayyyyyyyy... Deidara-sempai!

8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Kakashi would need to chug a lot of beer to have a go at Kabuto, or he could just be trying to get info out of Kabuto through seduction (this wouldn't work)

9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
ZabuzaXhaku, or KisameXHaku? Haku wants to have them both, but if made to choose he'd like Zabuza please

10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Zabuza and Kakuzu go fishing (Kisame hunting) together? I think Kakuzu would try to get the bounty for Zabuza (after they get the bounty for Kisame)

11. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Kisame and Sasuke huh...
I dunno, but I'd love to see them switch (like in Freaky Friday)

12. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
Haku and Iruka are doing s & m?... welcome to the Twilight Zone...
sadistic Haku

13. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
KakuzuXKabuto?
This is Halloween (XD)

14. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
there is no evidence of KisameXHidan... thank jashin

15. How hot would 7/3 be?
KakuzuXHaku? Pretty hot if done right,

16. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
If Kakuzu walked in on KISAME AND TOBI (*diez*), he'd probably take pictures and blackmail Kisame.

17. What's 1's secret kink?
Kakashi likes acting out scenes from Icha Icha

18. How about 6?
Zabuza likes crossdressers

19. Or perhaps 10?
Sasuke's into emotional torture

20. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
KakashiXHakuXNaruto; "Kakashi's Shotas"

21. How about 2/4/6?
KisameXHidanXZabuza; "Simply Criminal" (ooooh sexy title)

22. Or even 7/8/9?
KakuzuXTobiXItachi; "Sadistic, Bipolar, and Legally Blind" (I couldn't think of one X3)

23. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

Kakashi has a relationship with Zabuza, but secretly wants Kisame. Zabuza knows this, and breaks up with Kakashi to go pursue Haku, who likes Iruka. Iruka is with Sasuke, however Sasuke is cheating on Iruka with Tobi. Tobi finds out, and cheats with Kakuzu, who is in turn, cheating on Hidan. Kakashi pursues Kisame, who had just broken up with Naruto, Who's now after Itachi. Kakashi gives up on this, and ends up with Kabuto, while Zabuza finally ends up with Haku.

this messed up situation contains; ZabuzaXKakashi, KakashiXKisame, ZabuzaXHaku (yay ^-^), HakuXIruka, IrukaXSasuke, SasukeXTobi, KakuzuXTobi, KakuzuXHidan, KisameXNaruto, NarutoXItachi, and KakashiXKabuto... WTF? really bad soap opera -_-

24. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperadoes, and such.
ZabuzaXKakuzu "The Bandit and The Bounty Hunter" Duh, XD

25. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
If TobiXKakashi became canon I would; believe in the 'Tobito' theory

26. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
KisameXItachi? Kisame would top (btw W00T for Kisaita)

27. What if it was 3 and 9?
HakuXItachi, Itachi would probably top

28. 4 and 9?
HidanXItachi? Hidan

29. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

30. Or 2 het?
I read it once... KisameXHinata = crack!

31. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
NarutoXItachi... *doesn't ship them but will (sort of) try her best*

"Sasukeeeeeeeeeeeee" Naruto yelled as he glomped a long haired uchiha,
"where?!" the glomped Itachi asked while searching for his glasses. Startled be the unfamiliar voice Naruto looked at the man under him more closely--
"huh? You're not Sasuke?"
"No, I'm not, I'm his brother" he murmured seeming somewhat annoyed. He whipped out a pair of handcupps "but you are the Kyuubi kid," and he began to fight to get the handcuffs around the blond's wrists. They struggled as Naruto put up a wild fight, and when the dust cleared they were accidentally chained together-- the key nowhere to be found...

32. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
KisameXItachiXKakuzu.. hmm

After a particularly large lovers quarrel Itachi finds that he can relate to Kakuzu better than he can to Kisame. He loves Kisame but is continually tempted be the tall man who he has so much in commen with.

33. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
Haku is crossplaying in a schoolgirl's outfit, Kakuzu is dressed as an insane surgeon

34. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
IrukaXKabuto I've seen fanfiction of it,

35. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
The mangaka; Kishimoto