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LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN! //brick'dI would seriously raise that baby, tho'.
And Iggy'd be all like,
"How are you such a better father than me?!"
And I'd be all like,
"'Cause I'm the Hero, dude!"
Iggy'd be sooooo jelly.
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*calls 2p America*WE have a serious situation.A baby is being raised by Alfred.We need help. . .NOW
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America... Please don`t feed the child with junk food, let the kid grow up first ^^""
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of course you would be a better father than iggy cuz americas the hero
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Yes.
... That is all.
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Wow...
And I thought you just bought me from France...*with the Louisiana Purchace thing*
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But, Iggy gave you the childhood he could never have. He gave you everything...you only declared independence to become his equal so you could date him. >
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Uuuuhh no. I became independent from him so I could actually grow and become my own country instead of being suffocated by him.
Buuuut nice try.
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Anyone would be a better father than England. /Anyone/.
Espeshhullyy Alfred
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Admin: I wish Alfred was my dad... ;~; 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Alabama: Because babies show up on doorsteps here- *shot*
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Alabama: *shrugs* Nothing suprises me here anymore....
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I just discovered a slight problem I think you should be informed of, my tarot cards tell me that in about a hundred years Canada and Mexico are going to become allies and invade you, aaannnnddd your gonna loose...... badly....Sorry dude, just a heads up.
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NO
I HATE MEXICO!
Mattie would never do that to me! Pssh!
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America, *Spooky ominious voice* the cards don't lie~
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*creeps forward* you going to fall~ your going to concored by gardeners and boring people~ my magic is never wrong~
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WHAT THE FUDGE WHAT, BETCH?!
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Watch your tone with me Al... I can kill you in your sleep.
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OHHH YES HE WWOOUULLDDD~~
Bermuda: ;A; IM SORRY ALFRED *hugs and hides behind him*
2P!Bermuda: *smacking a lead pipe against her palm* WELL looks like I have a new toy to play with!
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Oh HEEEEEELL nah, I ain't nobody's toy!
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2P!: keep telling yourself that Alfred~
Bermuda: D:< 2P! WHY YOU GO MESS WITH 2P!AMERICA INSTEAD
2P!: oh, no, i'd rather not ^.^ it'll be way more fun to mess with this one.
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Nnnnope, I ain't playin' alooooong with yo' tricks, gurl.
-coughcough-
I mean, I'M WAY TOO HEROIC TO BOW TO A VILLAIN SUCH AS YOU!
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2P!: we'll see about that... *grins*
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Shade: IM SORRY ALFRED ;A;
2P!: Eh, I dont care what Admin says, for all I care she can be whereever the fuck she wants. *shrugs*
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What would you do with the baby when Iggy comes over for one of your um "special together time" nights?
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>:3
The baby would be sleeping, of course~
I'd just have to keep his mouth occupied~
Wouldn't want him waking up the baby~!
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check this out dude. [link] *yep, creepy chick is back*
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;A;!
B-BUT ALICE
I LOVE YOU! ;//~//;
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England: *Blush* D-don't say such stubid things! You fat idiot! *Shoves scone in mouth* S-stop crying you baby! *blush! blush! blush!*
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-nearly chokes, but laughs HEROICALLY!-
O-okay, Alice! Whatever you say~!
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[/giggles] I love asking this question to different countries to see what kinds of responses I get. Thank you so much for answering my question Mr. America! ^-^
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You're so welcome, bro!
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i bet you would make an awesome dad Alfie <3
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