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[9:30 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini
omg, kuroo
u said I’d get bukuto’s attention if I hooted at him, but he only laughed at me
I h8 u so much
now I think he h8 me too
guess I can die now knowing he’ll never love me
//cries
[9:32 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
Damn, [name]-chan
Better luck next time
[9:33 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini
But damn, he’s so hot i wanna claim him as my own
Too bad he’d never go out w/ me
I’ll remain a sad lone potato 4 da rest of my life
[9:34 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
how do u know that so sure?
[9:36 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini
Cuz he only dates popular girls
I’m too plain for him to even notice me
Just between the two of you, I have his number
Yet I’m too chicken to actually text him
Da struggles tho
[9:37 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
You say ur too scared to text him?
Look at who you’re texting, [Name]-chan (^_^)/
[9:38 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini
OMG OMG OMG
I’M SO SORRY, BOKUTO
I DIDN’T MEAN FOR YOU TO READ THIS
OMG THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
CAN I DIE NOW
OMGG
[9:40 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
Lol, [Name], just chill
I don’t mind it
It’s pretty cute actually haha
[9:42 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini
No no no
This wasn’t meant for your eyes
Gdi, I’m so stupid
I was too careless
Plz, bokuto-kun, don’t hate me plz ;;
[9:44 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
[NAME] CHILL WILL YA
I don’t hate ya
As I said, I actually find you pretty cute
So as a self-proclaimed gentleman, I won’t let u become a sad lonely potato
[9:46 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini
Wait, what?
Ya gotta be kidding me
I’m not dreaming, am i?
This isn’t some kind of twisted shoujo manga situation, right?
[9:47 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
no, [Name]
it’s 100% real
u’re not gonna make me say it, r u? =.=
[9:48 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini
What do u mean?
[9:50 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
Gdi, ur worse than akaashi
what I mean is that I’ll go out with u, and do things all couples do.. {ewe}
[9:51 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini
Omg, I think I’m dying
Call an ambulance
Now
[9:52 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
[Name]?
[9:55 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
[NAME]???
U DERE?
[9:57 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
GDI I THINK SHE REALLY DIED
[9:58 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
KUROOO
WHAT DO I DO?
I KILLED [NAME]
[9:59 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan
OH FFS I TEXTED THE WRONG PERSON
Comments: 45
KonekoCafe [2017-08-02 16:06:17 +0000 UTC]
I SWEAR EVERYBODY COMES TO KUROO FOR HELP
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emounicorn1025 [2016-10-08 16:53:01 +0000 UTC]
As soon as I finished it, I realized it was HOOdini im such dumb
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CoraKagamine In reply to emounicorn1025 [2018-12-21 05:10:52 +0000 UTC]
Actually, it was a joke made by 6 youtubers. It has since become a meme. The actual joke came from when Vanoss Gaming read of a joke that had an owl in it(since his character has an owl mask on), who was a magician. The punch line was "hoo-dini"
Lol but I recently came to re-read this, and I just noticed that too, so let's be dumb together.
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pentartgram [2016-09-18 19:31:00 +0000 UTC]
i'd probably died too.
is there a phobia for texting the wrong person?
but anyways it's a good fic, good joob!
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JLGCarreon [2016-09-01 14:55:19 +0000 UTC]
LMAO!!! xD this was nice, good one
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JayTjblue [2016-08-31 19:03:47 +0000 UTC]
This was adorable. One of the most admirable fictions I've read.
Quite sure, Reader-chan threw themselves into a garbage can and awaited for the garbage truck. Idk, I'd do it.
Lemme go hoot in the trash real quick.
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AngelicInferno In reply to JayTjblue [2016-09-01 18:20:37 +0000 UTC]
aww thank you so much
this means a lot to me haha
yeah same
tho bokuto would be one to put the garbage can outside too xD
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Myrrtan [2016-08-28 04:04:31 +0000 UTC]
I can just see reader-chan, hooting in the school corridor xD
"hoooo"
"hoooo?"
*sad hoo*
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LadyAOACream [2016-08-24 14:08:10 +0000 UTC]
tHE LAST MESSAGE
SOBS
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NerdingheimOppa [2016-08-22 21:58:51 +0000 UTC]
Oh my god-- This is amazing XD
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EstherM22 [2016-08-22 15:45:14 +0000 UTC]
I'm speechless. And laughing my ass off.
Kurooooooo, with out knowing you became cupid.
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AngelicInferno In reply to EstherM22 [2016-08-22 17:12:25 +0000 UTC]
or maybe he had it planned all along?
who knows haha
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MilesEdGayworth [2016-08-21 10:30:59 +0000 UTC]
PERFECT. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG
And just "Hoodini" 😂
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DeniseFantasy [2016-08-21 09:43:10 +0000 UTC]
This. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
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AngelicInferno In reply to Chanson-de-sirene [2016-08-23 07:57:13 +0000 UTC]
ikr if it were to happen to me i'd die out of embarrassment
aye, it's fiction after all
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scribblybubbles [2016-08-21 02:57:21 +0000 UTC]
AHAHAHA this is fantastic! This is so cute and so cute and there's so much cute, and Bokuto is a lil sneaky there!
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starrymayflower [2016-08-20 22:52:04 +0000 UTC]
GONNA BLESS YOU FOR THIS TEXT SERIES CUZ DAAAAAAMN THIS IS FUNNY AND CUTE <3
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agatstone [2016-08-20 21:05:32 +0000 UTC]
That was fun
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Mikittykun [2016-08-20 20:48:22 +0000 UTC]
IM GRINNING LIKE A FREAKING IDIOT BECAUSE THE IS THE CUTEST MOST AWKWARD THING IN THE WORLD
BOKUTO 5EVER!
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AngelicInferno In reply to Mikittykun [2016-08-21 19:55:32 +0000 UTC]
AHHH THANK YOU
BLESS YOU AND YOUR KIND WORDS
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Rinalinsky [2016-08-20 20:12:11 +0000 UTC]
AHHH but i love how bokuto bothered to say "Damn, [f/n]" and sound like Kuroo :')
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AngelicInferno In reply to Rinalinsky [2016-08-21 19:55:08 +0000 UTC]
he didn't want to make himself look suspicious haha
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geekygamergirl121 [2016-08-20 19:16:41 +0000 UTC]
this is so cute omg i love it
(side note tho: all the texts say from name-chan and it's a little confusing??)
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geekygamergirl121 In reply to AngelicInferno [2016-08-21 19:58:43 +0000 UTC]
Ah, it's okay! It wasn't too hard to understand, I mostly just thought you would want to know
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