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Published: 2016-08-20 18:39:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 10140; Favourites: 203; Downloads: 0
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[9:30 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini

omg, kuroo
u said I’d get bukuto’s attention if I hooted at him, but he only laughed at me
I h8 u so much
now I think he h8 me too
guess I can die now knowing he’ll never love me
//cries



[9:32 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

Damn, [name]-chan
Better luck next time

[9:33 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini

But damn, he’s so hot i wanna claim him as my own
Too bad he’d never go out w/ me
I’ll remain a sad lone potato 4 da rest of my life



[9:34 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

how do u know that so sure?

[9:36 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini

Cuz he only dates popular girls
I’m too plain for him to even notice me
Just between the two of you, I have his number
Yet I’m too chicken to actually text him
Da struggles tho



[9:37 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

You say ur too scared to text him?
Look at who you’re texting, [Name]-chan (^_^)/

[9:38 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini

OMG OMG OMG
I’M SO SORRY, BOKUTO
I DIDN’T MEAN FOR YOU TO READ THIS
OMG THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
CAN I DIE NOW
OMGG



[9:40 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

Lol, [Name], just chill
I don’t mind it
It’s pretty cute actually haha

[9:42 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini

No no no
This wasn’t meant for your eyes
Gdi, I’m so stupid
I was too careless
Plz, bokuto-kun, don’t hate me plz ;;



[9:44 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

[NAME] CHILL WILL YA
I don’t hate ya
As I said, I actually find you pretty cute
So as a self-proclaimed gentleman, I won’t let u become a sad lonely potato

[9:46 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini

Wait, what?
Ya gotta be kidding me
I’m not dreaming, am i?
This isn’t some kind of twisted shoujo manga situation, right?



[9:47 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

no, [Name]
it’s 100% real
u’re not gonna make me say it, r u? =.=

[9:48 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini

What do u mean?



[9:50 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

Gdi, ur worse than akaashi
what I mean is that I’ll go out with u, and do things all couples do.. {ewe}

[9:51 pm]
From: [Name]-chan
To: Hoodini

Omg, I think I’m dying
Call an ambulance
Now



[9:52 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

[Name]?

[9:55 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

[NAME]???
U DERE?

[9:57 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

GDI I THINK SHE REALLY DIED

[9:58 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

KUROOO
WHAT DO I DO?
I KILLED [NAME]

[9:59 pm]
From: Hoodini
To: [Name]-chan

OH FFS I TEXTED THE WRONG PERSON

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Comments: 45

KonekoCafe [2017-08-02 16:06:17 +0000 UTC]

I SWEAR EVERYBODY COMES TO KUROO FOR HELP

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MattSmithDoctor [2017-02-18 06:44:38 +0000 UTC]

lol I love this xD

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AngelicInferno In reply to MattSmithDoctor [2017-02-18 08:51:46 +0000 UTC]

thank you, lovely <3

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emounicorn1025 [2016-10-08 16:53:01 +0000 UTC]

As soon as I finished it, I realized it was HOOdini im such dumb

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CoraKagamine In reply to emounicorn1025 [2018-12-21 05:10:52 +0000 UTC]

Actually, it was a joke made by 6 youtubers. It has since become a meme. The actual joke came from when Vanoss Gaming read of a joke that had an owl in it(since his character has an owl mask on), who was a magician. The punch line was "hoo-dini"

Lol but I recently came to re-read this, and I just noticed that too, so let's be dumb together.

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pentartgram [2016-09-18 19:31:00 +0000 UTC]

i'd probably died too.
is there a phobia for texting the wrong person?
but anyways it's a good fic, good joob!  

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JLGCarreon [2016-09-01 14:55:19 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!!! xD this was nice, good one   

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AngelicInferno In reply to JLGCarreon [2016-09-01 18:17:39 +0000 UTC]

thank you <33

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JayTjblue [2016-08-31 19:03:47 +0000 UTC]

This was adorable. One of the most admirable fictions I've read.

Quite sure, Reader-chan threw themselves into a garbage can and awaited for the garbage truck. Idk, I'd do it.

Lemme go hoot in the trash real quick.

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AngelicInferno In reply to JayTjblue [2016-09-01 18:20:37 +0000 UTC]

aww thank you so much
this means a lot to me haha

yeah same
tho bokuto would be one to put the garbage can outside too xD

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Myrrtan [2016-08-28 04:04:31 +0000 UTC]

I can just see reader-chan, hooting in the school corridor xD

"hoooo"

"hoooo?"

*sad hoo*

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AngelicInferno In reply to Myrrtan [2016-08-28 06:55:49 +0000 UTC]

omg this is golden xD

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LadyAOACream [2016-08-24 14:08:10 +0000 UTC]

tHE LAST MESSAGE
SOBS

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JungKookieDough [2016-08-23 07:54:07 +0000 UTC]

LAUGHING 

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NerdingheimOppa [2016-08-22 21:58:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god-- This is amazing XD

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AngelicInferno In reply to NerdingheimOppa [2016-08-23 07:22:35 +0000 UTC]

thank you sweets cx

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NerdingheimOppa In reply to AngelicInferno [2016-08-23 15:51:20 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome >3<

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EstherM22 [2016-08-22 15:45:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm speechless. And laughing my ass off.
 
Kurooooooo, with out knowing you became cupid.
 

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AngelicInferno In reply to EstherM22 [2016-08-22 17:12:25 +0000 UTC]

or maybe he had it planned all along?
who knows haha

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MilesEdGayworth [2016-08-21 10:30:59 +0000 UTC]

PERFECT. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG
And just "Hoodini" 😂

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AngelicInferno In reply to MilesEdGayworth [2016-08-23 07:56:17 +0000 UTC]

it fits him c:

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MilesEdGayworth In reply to AngelicInferno [2016-08-23 17:56:31 +0000 UTC]

INDEED

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DeniseFantasy [2016-08-21 09:43:10 +0000 UTC]

This. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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Chanson-de-sirene [2016-08-21 03:25:29 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, texting the wrong person gives me so much anxiety. 
I'm glad it all worked out in the end though. Good on Kuroo in an indirect way

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AngelicInferno In reply to Chanson-de-sirene [2016-08-23 07:57:13 +0000 UTC]

ikr if it were to happen to me i'd die out of embarrassment
aye, it's fiction after all

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scribblybubbles [2016-08-21 02:57:21 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHA this is fantastic! This is so cute and so cute and there's so much cute, and Bokuto is a lil sneaky there!

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AngelicInferno In reply to scribblybubbles [2016-08-21 19:57:57 +0000 UTC]

ahh yeas, he's a sneaky little shit
thank you tho <33

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starrymayflower [2016-08-20 22:52:04 +0000 UTC]

GONNA BLESS YOU FOR THIS TEXT SERIES CUZ DAAAAAAMN THIS IS FUNNY AND CUTE <3

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AngelicInferno In reply to starrymayflower [2016-08-21 19:57:37 +0000 UTC]

AHHH THANK YOU MY CHILD

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agatstone [2016-08-20 21:05:32 +0000 UTC]

That was fun

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AngelicInferno In reply to agatstone [2016-08-21 19:57:24 +0000 UTC]

thank you again for your support <3

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agatstone In reply to AngelicInferno [2016-08-21 20:17:30 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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Mikittykun [2016-08-20 20:48:22 +0000 UTC]

IM GRINNING LIKE A FREAKING IDIOT BECAUSE THE IS THE CUTEST MOST AWKWARD THING IN THE WORLD
BOKUTO 5EVER!

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AngelicInferno In reply to Mikittykun [2016-08-21 19:55:32 +0000 UTC]

AHHH THANK YOU
BLESS YOU AND YOUR KIND WORDS

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Rinalinsky [2016-08-20 20:12:11 +0000 UTC]

AHHH but i love how bokuto bothered to say "Damn, [f/n]" and sound like Kuroo :')

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AngelicInferno In reply to Rinalinsky [2016-08-21 19:55:08 +0000 UTC]

he didn't want to make himself look suspicious haha

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geekygamergirl121 [2016-08-20 19:16:41 +0000 UTC]

this is so cute omg i love it

(side note tho: all the texts say from name-chan and it's a little confusing??)

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AngelicInferno In reply to geekygamergirl121 [2016-08-20 19:26:15 +0000 UTC]

I'M SO SORRY
I TOOOK CARE OF IT
BUT THE EDITING THO
AHH

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geekygamergirl121 In reply to AngelicInferno [2016-08-21 19:58:43 +0000 UTC]

Ah, it's okay! It wasn't too hard to understand, I mostly just thought you would want to know

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IwatobiSurveyCorps [2016-08-20 18:50:49 +0000 UTC]

OMG

did I actually die tho xD

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AngelicInferno In reply to IwatobiSurveyCorps [2016-08-20 18:57:23 +0000 UTC]

haha no
the reader was just overreacting xD

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IwatobiSurveyCorps In reply to AngelicInferno [2016-08-21 00:41:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh, haha xD

might of gave bokuto a heart attack tho

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AngelicInferno In reply to IwatobiSurveyCorps [2016-08-21 07:05:00 +0000 UTC]

yeah, definitely
we both would've died haha

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JungKookieDough [2016-08-20 18:48:59 +0000 UTC]

SO DEAD

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AngelicInferno In reply to JungKookieDough [2016-08-20 18:57:32 +0000 UTC]

aye c:

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