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Published: 2011-05-13 23:30:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 18499; Favourites: 565; Downloads: 0
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Wheatley just seems to be the type of 'bot who would be fascinated by these things. You won't belive the things they leave lying around in the Aperture Science Day care center.Made and photoshopped all pretty per ~emptysodapopcan 's request
Thanks to Valve for creating such a great charecter and great game!
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I once broke one of those things by spamming it. I cried for days after.
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Like a Young,Moronic,Silly Child XD
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what even is that thing called that Wheatley is with? whatever it is, is was probably made and programmed by GLaDOS
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Companion cube sings Cara Mia in portal 2
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GLaDOS demented that child's toy... wait why isn't he playing with a potato battery then? he said it was a child's plaything!
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bring my the adorable moron!
Wheatley: hey!
Me: being a moron isnt bad! when your dumb you dont think about having fun( key word "think") you just have it!
Wheatley:... are you a prophet?
me: no just a fan girl!*huggles Wheatley*
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Aw, let the thing have his innocent fun. Not everything has to be super serious all the time.
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O_O Not gonna say 'nything (You funny) *snicker and giggle*
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Now for Science to begin! *Runs off to test chambers with extreme urge to test* Whee! *bounces off walls, covered in repulsion gel* then *is spazzing like Space* then begins to *play with a dog-turret* Sit puppy, sit! *sucks in 1/4th of the neurotoxin, yet is not hurt* Ehehee Science is fun! *plays with frankenturret* *eats a megaton of sugar then runs around* THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE! THE CAT IS DEAD YET ALIVE! If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father correctly guesses that the child will not be returned? "If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception; the exception to this one being that it has no exception." "There's always an exception to the rule, except to the exception of the ruleβwhich is, in of itself, an accepted exception of the rule." Is the word "heterological", meaning "not applicable to itself," a heterological word?
(paradoxes confuse GLaDOS
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is that a PotatOS?! on the bottom of the wheel?!
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That is sooo What Wheatley would do ! ^^ very funny guy.
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Companion Cube plays music. So does the light bridges.
One time i just stood there listening to companion cube.
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I had a toy like that before, two actually. LOL XD
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Oh, he's so cute!! I can see him sitting with that for hours! What is the picture underneath the piggie?
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I really have no idea, it's just some scribbles... Kinda looks like a hung-over Kirby if you ask me... haha
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What does the hung-over Kirby say?
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'Fact core beta' was the first thing that came into my head. loooool
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Pffffbbbabsjkljlfaaaa this is adorable!!!
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HAHAHAHA he so would!
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Me: Hey! Whats that Wheatly?
Wheatly: A sound-making-thingy-mic-girger!
*pulls leaver and makes a sound*
Me: O.o
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The Turret says: "I don't blame you."
The Defective Turret says: "Alright. Your funeral, pal."
The Glados says: "It's been a long time. How have you been?"
The Curiosity Core says: "Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!"
The Logic Core says: "One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips."
The Anger Core says: "*Snarl* *Snarl* *Growl*"
The Morality Core has taken a vow of silence.
The Wheatley says: "I AM NOT! A! MORON!"
The Space Core says: "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
The Adventure Core says: "Quick! What's the situation?!"
The Fact Core says: "The square root of rope is string."
The Cave Johnson says: "I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place."
The Caroline says: "Yes sir, Mister Johnson."
The Chell says: "...What? You expect me to say something?"
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