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Published: 2012-05-29 16:40:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 14781; Favourites: 711; Downloads: 104
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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 37

Rebecca---15 [2014-07-22 09:48:27 +0000 UTC]

ActuallyΒ I think this is quite cruel. You would rather embarrass the shit out of your kids and send them to school to be smashed by some dick head who thinks they are better than you kids because of what they are wearing. Than to smack them on the arse in discipline.... Not very smart actually....

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Ravens-of-Rome [2013-04-25 18:29:47 +0000 UTC]

Adam Sandler... XD

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wolfgirl-el [2013-02-07 07:07:03 +0000 UTC]

It was either Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler that said this on Twitter,I don't remember

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Wolf-Ninja001 [2013-01-25 12:25:31 +0000 UTC]

*smirks*

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Gymnast2018 [2012-11-16 05:02:40 +0000 UTC]

NO!!!

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blue-orchid-1990 [2012-11-03 16:37:22 +0000 UTC]

lol

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shady767 [2012-08-21 20:40:20 +0000 UTC]

ahahahahah!

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lea777666 [2012-08-21 02:42:06 +0000 UTC]

I like ne crocs!!!

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Maximilian101 [2012-08-19 23:10:40 +0000 UTC]

Hey! I love my crocs, thank you very much. XD

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GreenDayFanGirl [2012-07-04 10:32:40 +0000 UTC]

Love it. Its the smartest thing I ever see.

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jamaicancrocodile [2012-06-23 06:40:11 +0000 UTC]

omg that is hilarious

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xDreamDancerx [2012-06-23 03:57:03 +0000 UTC]

Adam Sandler's a genius

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JuliaWolfe [2012-06-23 01:00:35 +0000 UTC]

~Adam Sandler

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ponykenso [2012-06-22 22:40:01 +0000 UTC]

your a very good parent

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RickCharlesOfficial [2012-06-22 21:15:03 +0000 UTC]

That is horribly hilarious.

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blackstrike [2012-06-22 14:42:02 +0000 UTC]

You sir have a twisted mind. I like it.

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Kibagrl [2012-06-22 12:34:59 +0000 UTC]

dude u r FUNNY

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AcidicNamir [2012-06-16 17:49:08 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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shybaby63080 [2012-06-13 22:31:06 +0000 UTC]

thats complete...GENIUS!! and i will so be doing that

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killerangel666 [2012-05-30 16:41:38 +0000 UTC]

O.O I literally almost fell out of my chair when i read this. XD *falls into fits of laughter again*

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unconventionalsenshi [2012-05-30 06:52:42 +0000 UTC]

fuckin true I remember till today how my parents would give me the shittiest haircut when I was 7 or 8 yrs old. I was never bullied or anything, but why the lack of style?

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willyamPax [2012-05-30 06:09:21 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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unkabunka [2012-05-30 03:56:55 +0000 UTC]

[link] love this!

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ArtRosy [2012-05-30 01:39:10 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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crystallized-skies [2012-05-30 00:55:17 +0000 UTC]

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Cyanide-Tea [2012-05-30 00:51:27 +0000 UTC]

I'd think it best if you credit whom these quotes are coming from. Else you're just trying to make yourself look good for text ideas that aren't yours. |D;

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Alpner In reply to Cyanide-Tea [2012-05-30 09:08:55 +0000 UTC]

I never said they are mine. I just collect and publish and I give credits only when I'm 100% that some quote really belong to somebody. Adam Sandler did publish this on his twitter, but I think I've heard it before.

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youtwitface [2012-05-29 23:57:52 +0000 UTC]

win.

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ebbymac [2012-05-29 22:45:04 +0000 UTC]

- Adam Sandler

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slvrpupThea [2012-05-29 20:42:52 +0000 UTC]

Adam sander said it first XD

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CaptainKai [2012-05-29 20:31:00 +0000 UTC]

My kids are gonna hate me...

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Pix3M [2012-05-29 20:12:19 +0000 UTC]

Pure EVIL, ahaha

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InnocentLittleWolf [2012-05-29 20:09:53 +0000 UTC]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHA! thank you so much for reassuring me I'm not the only one with this sort of sense of humor!

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kingofthedededes73 [2012-05-29 19:32:13 +0000 UTC]

humiliation is a very humane punishment apparently

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AcecSecond [2012-05-29 19:18:12 +0000 UTC]

haha wtf

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blackparadebullet [2012-05-29 16:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Genius!!!!!!!!! xD

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Jaitsu-Studios [2012-05-29 16:41:15 +0000 UTC]

thats.... diabolical!

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