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Published: 2012-05-04 10:59:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 14836; Favourites: 753; Downloads: 589
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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 27

Fat-Butt [2016-03-26 16:41:47 +0000 UTC]

You son of a bitch.  

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unicornhearts0000 [2013-08-03 22:10:37 +0000 UTC]

And yet they still get the order wrong

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supersquaw [2013-05-26 19:42:17 +0000 UTC]

that's hilarious! Here's the part that make's you feel like you just got raped by the world. I work at a goddamn hospital, helping to save all those "precious" lives, and work work with a girl who also works at Subway, she gets paid more to put onions on your heart attack inducing Big Mac than she does saving your life! HA!

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rstoker2017 [2013-02-07 00:38:13 +0000 UTC]

valid points

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LondonStolte [2013-02-05 21:33:13 +0000 UTC]

Ohohoho, I'm cracking up over here.

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Ask-Elly-Brown [2013-01-29 20:13:09 +0000 UTC]

OH HO HO!
BUUUUUURNED!

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PhotoPhobee [2013-01-25 02:47:13 +0000 UTC]

here, let me get some ice for that BURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN

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MadaraUchiha7 [2013-01-24 23:07:07 +0000 UTC]

Everything requires common sense. If you got it you're a GENIUS

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MadaraUchiha7 [2013-01-24 23:06:36 +0000 UTC]

XD

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WingsofElysium [2012-12-17 18:02:34 +0000 UTC]

I find this funny, mostly because of how dumb smart people can be just because they graduated. I graduated, don't think of myself as smart, but definitely am border-line genius when it comes to common sense. lol

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Badmunky64 [2012-11-16 14:03:44 +0000 UTC]

heaven help you if i find mustard in my quarter pounder

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KMTwiddley-Wings [2012-09-29 15:59:21 +0000 UTC]

I`m getting a job at age 14. How about that?!

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Guitaropathe [2012-09-05 14:32:07 +0000 UTC]

Asshole!!!

xD

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ripper9492 [2012-08-30 01:36:46 +0000 UTC]

Cruel but true.

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Pastel--Puppy [2012-08-22 18:01:04 +0000 UTC]

-Snickers-

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Fluffy1907 [2012-08-19 19:37:31 +0000 UTC]

ok, so that took me a while, but HOLY COW that's funny!!!!!!!!!!

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Gyrin [2012-07-16 16:03:21 +0000 UTC]

DAMN! that's funny

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VoxMagi [2012-07-12 11:21:04 +0000 UTC]

Justice is served... don't forget the fries XD

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Chungphantomhive [2012-07-01 01:54:37 +0000 UTC]

But they still put onions on my burgers.

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GreenDayFanGirl In reply to Chungphantomhive [2012-07-04 11:01:24 +0000 UTC]

Its incredible, right? Those guys don't listen a word what you say!

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Bleach-girll [2012-06-23 01:16:02 +0000 UTC]

Lmao.

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blackstrike [2012-06-22 14:47:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh SNAP!

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Last-Revelation93 [2012-06-22 14:05:59 +0000 UTC]

Blud, I said NO onions!

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shybaby63080 [2012-06-14 06:22:43 +0000 UTC]

my mom tld me this when i was like 10 O.o harsh much??

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Flote-Love In reply to shybaby63080 [2012-06-16 17:45:00 +0000 UTC]

I'm saying that to my kids! XD

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roachstar04 [2012-05-06 05:09:45 +0000 UTC]

bahahaha XD so maliciously evil!!

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