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Published: 2012-04-15 09:44:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 16607; Favourites: 1013; Downloads: 185
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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.
Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...
I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 110
It's not just america, It's literally all of earth thats stupid
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I had to apply cold water to that burn this quote gave me andΒ Β great job. But my friend not all americans are afraid of aliens, only the dumb who don't want to lose the smart.
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Oh snapped we got burned~Β
But then again....why come to Earth?
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We Americans are full of ourselves, that's why! After all, who wouldn't want us?
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I have no idea why. But I'm guessing it's to do with these Hollywood movies like Mars Attacks, Independence Day, War Of The Worlds, Man Of Steel, and Battle Los Angeles.Β
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There are aliens searching for intelligent life
I'm an American
I'm scared that they'll overlook the smart ones here and go somewhere else
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how come in movies america is the only place that is invaded?
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It's Hollywood and it is ruled by the fucking Illuminati. It's all about making alien movie invasions. All those movies have ever done is make Americans become brainwashed and paranoid. If dying aliens wanted to invade and destroy us, they would have done it a long time ago.Β
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thats like saying: In Doctor Who, why is it England Aliens try and invade first?
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I know why!
Because in every freaking Alien movie, some big city in the US gets attacked!
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We are scared because we are the only ones they are looking at
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Yep. That's us! American and Proud! At least we aren't gonna die!
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Hahaha! Oh good, thats good. I love American jokes, even though I'm American.
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Owwwwwww. Is it sad that I can kinda agree with this?
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Aliens? We have a zombie apocalypse to worry about and you bring up ALIENS?!
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(No offense intended) Cuz they're the living dead
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And who are the dumber people who create this and actually believe this
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You...fail. Just...generally, at life.
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Who are you
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I am a person. And you have no sense of humor, if you seriously think that quote you commented on was serious. O_e
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Hey! I'm American! I hate Americans...
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so true, so true, but eh, who am I kidding I'm just as airheaded!!!
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I am a proud American, and I approve this message
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Even though I'm American, I laughed really hard; only because it's true. xD
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See, the rest of the world figured this out years ago. The only people who need to be worried are the Japanese because, to be honest, all the smart people in every other country are long gone.
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So I get the feeling you're not American...but anyways! Lmfao, this funny, and sadly true...!
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I'm American but I find this very funny. XD
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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calm ursef. im american, too, but this is f*ckin funny~
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