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Published: 2012-04-08 07:04:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 13224; Favourites: 404; Downloads: 279
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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.
Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...
I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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holy shit im gonna use that. no doubt, it will work.
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I want to go back to high school, in Maryland, and scream this at this one person. She'd smack me clear into Nevada but it'd be so worth it!
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PFT!!! I cant stop lafing. I am so using that on the girl and my class SCREW GETTING IN TROUBLE!! that is so d**m funny!
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Fff- That's a good one!
I gotta remember that.
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I saw a a reply to something like this and i can't resist! So I'm gonna say it now, k? *ahem*
Let's limit the term "used" to only sexual intercourse. Google is searched approximately 1,072,224,000,000 a year. The average life expectancy for a female is 81.73. That means this female, to which you are referring, will have sex 87,632,867,520,000 times in her life. That's 1,072,224,000,000 times a year, 2,937,600,000 times a day, 122,400,000 times an hour, 2,040,000 times a minute, and 34,000 times a second. By these calculations, we can safely assume that the friction caused by the speed at which sexual intercourse would have to be had, would cause said female's vagina to burst into flames.
xD sorry, i thought it was a burn in of itself.
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My sides hurt so much, I am laughing way to hard. XD
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Wow, that's a lot of math.
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Dear sweet lordy.
I guess you don't have to worry about STDs?
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*goes and gives tub of cold water 2 lady* .....i cry 4 ur vagina
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OOOOOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!
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