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Published: 2012-04-08 07:03:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 10355; Favourites: 228; Downloads: 54
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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 12

Max-Kielsmeier [2013-11-29 22:47:57 +0000 UTC]

Chill out, you clearly haven't taken a tour of Colorado's micro-breweries

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bmdiyh [2012-08-20 04:08:53 +0000 UTC]

That's Monty Python.

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Guilthas [2012-08-19 19:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Ah! A Monty Python classic. Love it still.

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Fluffy1907 [2012-08-19 19:29:28 +0000 UTC]

sooooooooooooooooooooooo true!!!! I also know one: American beer is the try to water down water. It kinda sounds better in German, though... -_-

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servetej [2012-06-30 11:57:54 +0000 UTC]

I know this quote! It's from monty python x3

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halthewarrior [2012-04-27 22:15:28 +0000 UTC]

lol

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RedAventador [2012-04-19 04:00:25 +0000 UTC]

I'm American, and I say....I don't drink beer. GIMMIE VODKA!

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Razzmatazzy [2012-04-15 21:46:10 +0000 UTC]

Bahahahaha, I've heard this joke before, just not in this comparison. Specifically, it is *light beer* that is fsking close to water. Some of the other, smaller-production stuff, like Dragon's Milk..... Dear god. It'll knock you on your a$$ if you aren't careful. (Seriously, just trust me on this one, okay? Do not drink it and play a game of ping-pong afterward. Bad. Idea.)

But in many respects, this is so freaking true. We don't have anything on German beer.

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ViperPoint In reply to Razzmatazzy [2013-08-20 19:19:47 +0000 UTC]

German beer? Try Belgian beer. There is no alcoholic drink as divine.

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Razzmatazzy In reply to ViperPoint [2013-08-20 22:47:26 +0000 UTC]

HA! So funny you should mention that because I have indeed tried Belgian beer (after all, my great grandparents are from Belgium). It was DIVINE. It was some kind of raspberry ambrosia in a bottle. I could live off that.

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SaveTheSkySharks [2012-04-09 06:33:51 +0000 UTC]

As an American, i can honestly say that i don't give two shits what our beer tastes like, i'm sure as hell not going to drink the stuff!

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Alpner In reply to SaveTheSkySharks [2012-04-09 08:39:54 +0000 UTC]

But it's a good comparison, don't you think?

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