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AlexDark97 — Ahito the goalkeeper
Published: 2008-06-04 19:35:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 334; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 5
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A man enters the confessional at a church: - Father ... I want to confess!. Yes son, tell me, what are your sins? -- Father ... I have been unfaithful to my wife. I am a film producer and some fifteen days ago I slept with Jennifer Lopez! -- Anything else confess that child?-- Yes father last week ... I was weak ... y. .. I also slept with Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts!
-- Spa !!!... Is something more child? -- Yes father, this week I was unable to contain or resist and attended a party with Cameron Diaz and Cindy Crawford at the same time, and I need God's forgiveness ...!
-- Sorry son, but I can not absolve you ...
-- But ...?!, Why not Father, if God's mercy is infinite? Yes, but neither God you will believe you're sorry!
