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Published: 2009-07-21 20:29:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 2305; Favourites: 142; Downloads: 54
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"The RAINBOW PONIES called...They want their SPARKLES back."
No offense to Stephanie Meyers or to Twilight fans, but the idea of a dark, predatory, gothic-horror staple GLITTERING in the sunlight? Dracula doesn't glitter, sparkle, glisten, shine, or even reflect sunlight to a high degree. No, he stays inside during the daylight hours because, being undead, he has very sensitive skin and avoids those harmful UV rays. And holy water. Nothing scathes undead flesh like holy water.
Sparkles are for rainbow ponies, unicorns, and happy little fairies, all of which are in a COMPLETELY different class of evil.
Shall I continue to rant about Twilight? Nah. There are better rants out there about the plot holes/sexism/Mary Sue-ism/etc that you can read yourself. If you like Twilight, that's fine--a lot of people do. Personally, when it comes to vampires, I prefer Hellsing.
First stamp. Used this template: [link]
And yes, I know: it is a terrible, terrible first attempt.
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Comments: 50
Twilight's ok, but really, Dracula's so much better than that
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that sounds like something someone would say to me. cause i love SPARKLES!!!!!!!!!!
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And the best part is? There's now a pony named Twilight Sparkle. And she's totally taking it back! 
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Battle of the fandoms, go go go!
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Unclyclopedia says: They f*cking sparkle. (page about Twilight)
[link] (book)
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Haha, I agree completely. This is fabulous, and great work for a first stamp. :]
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Thanks. I've gotten better at it, I think.
Stupid sparkles...
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You're welcome. Ah, yes. I took a look at a few of your other stamps an you have indeed improved quite nicely. :]
Haha, quite.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL MAKE ANOTHER JUST LIKE THAT!
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I'm glad you like it, but why the hell would I make the same thing twice?
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I MEAN SOMETHING SIMILAR!
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Ah, okay. Maybe.
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Yay! I love it and I laughed when I saw that your april fool day's profile pic was Team Edward XD
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Oh, the irony. DeviantArt, you sneaky little bastards.
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Hooray! This is going in my stamp collection!!!!
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Thanks!
For honor, glory, and restoration of rainbow ponies everywhere!
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How did I never manage to comment directly on this?! Excellent use of my template, lol, not a bad first attempt at all. I quote this to other people, to our mutual glee.
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Thanks. May we continue to spread each other's good works.
FOR PONY!
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Yes! More ROLFMAOs! They are the only true weapon against the be-glittered undead!
Glad you like it.
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LOl i don't like it i LOVE it!!!
I so wanted to create a twilight hater club, but no1 seems to want to join, that's why i still haven't created one...
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That's because most of 'em are members of twilightsucks.com already... or just don't care enough to actually join a club for it. I belong to the latter group: I am lazy, and I only show up once a month at any club I am actually a member of.
That and clubs on dA are really hard to get going... PERSEVERANCE, YOUNG PADAWAN! *angry Obi-Wan face*
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Yeah, that's true well i dunno what to do, LOL but that stamp of yours was awesome!!! So... Ba-bye!
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Innit? Glad you like it.
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Don't get me started on Twilight; but your stamp made me laugh a lot.
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Thanks.
It's the skin of a KILLER. *snerkgiggle*
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Ah, thank you. You warm my mean little heart.
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Your welcome
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Aww...
That's CUUUUUTE.. No, wait! It's KAAWAIII!
Not KOwaii. Aheh. Not scary.
I might make a Twilight one. "In a world where vampires suck.... and sparkle."
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Glad you like it.
I'd like to see Ed Cullen get pwn'd by a unicorn.
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O.O
*stares*
YES! *gets drawing*
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It is not so much that I hate Twilight. It is just its fans and the fact that you put glitter on shit makes people fall head over heels for it. Nice stamp!
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Thanks!
One of these days, I'm going to test that theory by throwing glitter on a turd and seeing if it gets any fangirls.
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I say people have the right to like whatever they want.
Which means we have the right to DISLIKE whatever we want, too XDD WELL DONE. I dislike Twilight for many reasons, as well 8|
I happen to like this stamp. >
THAT'S THE TROOF
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twilite sux
i b anti twilite
Hey, it's better than my first stamp.
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It's harder than it looks.
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It's not terrible at all! I cant even make stamps. >3>
And I have seen the errors of my ways!
True Blood is so much better than Twilight.
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Mneh. I don't do vamp TV shows. Occasional comic/manga/movie, but not TV. Or vamp books, really. *shrug* Odd, my tastes are.
I SAW YOU TODAY. o_0
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I saw you too. We were going to Kitty to sort out my senior pics.
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