werewolfwine In reply to vampirsangre [2019-01-05 15:08:12 +0000 UTC]

TG: i am enrobed in chafing, wriggling god fucking damned puppet pelvis
TG: an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face
TG: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock 
TG: im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses 
TG: its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here 
TG: like 
TG: the proboscalypse i guess 

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vampirsangre In reply to werewolfwine [2019-01-05 15:12:18 +0000 UTC]

This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.

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werewolfwine In reply to vampirsangre [2019-01-05 15:15:08 +0000 UTC]

TG: ok dickinson if you can shut your perfumey trap for a half second
TG: this is serious
TG: i am just saying
TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
TG: im gonna fly off the handle

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ExtraOlives In reply to vampirsangre [2019-01-03 00:41:08 +0000 UTC]

Wow hoe, erase my comment will ya hoe, ok hoe 

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